Seventy-Seven Standard Memes To Pass The Time

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andcallmeshirley
Dec 6, 2019 5:08 AM EST

Here's another generous serving of sixty-six memes for you to consume.

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  • 01
    Text - omar @drakingtho My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times & hoping they're braver than me
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  • 02
    Light - I just want to be festive for the holidays
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    Balloon
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    Text - viking @NOTVIKING her: i'm leaving you me: is it because i only listen to blink-182? her: no it's because you spent all our money opening a bar that only plays blink-182 and you gave it a stupid name me: [under breath] what's stupid about drink-182
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    Line - When you're one of those nurses who doesn't know what to do when people cry There, there.
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    Text - My daily motto I KNOW EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON BUT WHAT THE HOK @highfiveexnert
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    Photo caption - Ihonked at the car in front of me and this angry Alpaca popped out and now I'm not sure what to do
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    Text - Little Miss Badass @littlemzbadass The four stages of a day off: 1. I will do so much stuff 2. Later I'll do lots of stuff 3. Eventually, I'll do some stuff 4. Oh no.
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    Cartoon - When u make a joke and someone says to u "that's not very nice" IAM NOT NICE
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  • 10
    Product - waking up after sleeping with a tank top on Cola
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    Pianist - Me: Why is my throat feeling itchy? Web MD: THE DAD just get in the coffin
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    Cartoon - When your stress has been building and building and your emotions suddenly shut off EMERGENCY EXIT (chuckles) I'm in danger
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    Line art - thepegosaurus: The Trouble With Centaurs: So you know how colts can run almost right away after they're born, but babies can't even hold their own heads up for long time? Yeaaaaah...
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    Text - Billy Shaq @BillyShaq1 Iordered a large fries from five guys and the cashier pulled me over to the side make sure | knew what I was getting myself into
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    Text - Alec @alecrl Today I had 800 mg of caffeine, exercised for 2 hours, ate literally 80 pizza rolls, and did a facemask. The line between self care and self destruction is a fine one but god do I walk it hard brother
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    Photo caption - WHEN YOU WORK NIGHTS AND SOMEONE KNOCKS ON YOUR DOOR AT NOON
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    Cartoon - me on one of my manic days cleaning all the shit I neglected when I was depressed
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    Text - A @aimeeechea My toxic trait is putting 2 and 2 together and believing whatever the ftkIcome up with
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    Text - parker @pmilbs_ One of my favorite games to play is "is my headache from dehydration, caffeine withdrawal, lack of proper nutrition, my ponytail, stress, lack of sleep, not wearing my glasses or brain tumor?"
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    Hair - When something goes even slightly wrong in my life Tank Sinatra How are you? I'm dying.
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  • 21
    Text - You know The entire house is a laundry basket if you're depressed enough
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  • 22
    Text - Netflix and slowly fall asleep to the soothing sounds of an episode of The Office I've watched a hundred times before
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  • 23
    Face - WHEN CHURCH IS OVER AND YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY TO VERBALLY ASSAULT A WAITRESS
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    Text - My fondest childhood memory is not having to spend 40 hours a week with people who make me feel angry and tired so that I can afford to buy paper towels and laundry detergent
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  • 25
    Long hair - I relate to Ozzy Osborne so much don't know what planet 'm on What the fitu am I talking about. What's going on here? Who? What? Who's this? Waar? phone tinging What the fiisethat?
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    Text - Dylan Farella @dfarella I can't give you a house and kids, but I can give you an orgasm and a grilled cheese.
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    Animated cartoon - When she say to come over for Disney+ and thrust
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  • 28
    Text - @edisznnwho "where do you see yourself in 5 years?" look buddy im just trying to make it to friday
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  • 29
    Text - YOU F THE WORDS You SPOKE APPEARED ON YOUR SKIN.. . WOULO Yau STILL GE BEAUTIFUL? Huh? use your fining turn signal where's my phone? spaghetti I'm hungry dumbass I don't want to go to work eww My back hurts if I fall asleep now, I can get 4hrs sleep look, thead mooove bitch LOVE
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  • 30
    Text - rocket @tweetsbyrocket netflix: are you still watching me: no but i cannot be left alone with my thoughts
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  • 31
    Human - When you're working nights and someone wakes you up at noon MUSTER POINT MEMES
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    Text - I had to go to a library to pay a fee and I was practicing in the car between "I have to pay a fine" and "I have to pay a fee" and walked in and firmly stated " have to pee" and slapped a five dollar bill on the counter (the fee was like ten cents), and walked out. This was like three years ago and I still haven't been back,
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    Photo caption - Me, sitting at the children's table during a family party You don't fmmin' know siit about Walt Disney.
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  • 34
    Text - jonny sun @jonnysun hello darkness my old friend why are you here its 4pm
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  • 35
    Cartoon - I'm the greatest chef of all time! No, I'm the greatest chef of all time! AMATEURS WHAT WAS THAT, PUNK? AMATEURS OWLTURD.COm
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    Text - unclewhiskysrevenge So, I MEANT to say "oh crap, I left my phone in my car," but what I ALMOST said was "oh no, I left my cone in my phar," and damn, wouldn't that have been embarrassing, but I caught myself, and what I ACTUALLY said was "Ah, my fart cone." So anyway 155,996 no
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  • 37
    Text - Lets watch shark boy and lava girl okay And make out during the scary parts th the scary parts of shark boy and lava girl in
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  • 38
    Koala - Koalas 'Functionally Extinct' After Australia Bushfires Destroy 80% Of Their Habitat Trevor Nace Senior Contributor Science Explore More [+ PORT MACQUARIE, AUSTRALIA NOVEMBER 19: An... vCG VIA GETTY IMAGES Fupandas it's time we save the koala
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    Text - doktorgirlfriend Brain: You're a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell Me: I don't know what the fitmk you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude. Source: doktorgirlfriend 265,794 notes L
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  • 40
    Text - Isay "I'm down for whatever" a lot for someone who is down for maybe 3 things and one of those is napping and another is sleeping
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  • 41
    Human - Me: "Turns on lights at 4am to get a snack My cats: thelunchbreakkid
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  • 42
    Text - pip d. @tuftyfrog one time i went to hand someone a bowl of hot soup and my brain tried to say "careful it's hot" and "here's your soup" so instead i blurted out "careful, it's soup"
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  • 43
    Text - being sleepy is part of my personality
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  • 44
    Text - holly @hollyycat my mom was trying to say big dick energy but she couldn't remember it and she goes "is that fat dick spirit" 11:11 PM 12/22/18 Twitter for iPhone
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  • 45
    Text - Apply for that job. Date that person. Buy that plane ticket. Send me nudes. Move to that city. Do all the things that scare you, they're worth it.
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  • 46
    Text - Lucas @OFLaCar Meant to say "hold on for a second" and "give me a minute" to a customer and it came out as "hold me for a second" what a monday
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    Anime - e Sel eergla RI Viry nia Replies Jake Schefft 1 week ago This dudes hair looks like those candy necklaces you would get as a kid 2.2K 28
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    Text - Therapist: "And what do we tell ourselves when we feel like jumping out a window?" Me: "Yeet." Therapist: "no"
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  • 49
    Photo caption - no one: famous wrestlers after they pursue acting: Lord Fucknut
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    Text - imay be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my frnumbciong blinker
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  • 51
    Text - Sometimes I just watch my girl sleep & think wow.. Look how beautiful you look when you're not talkingit
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    Hair - This dude got the same beard the Little Rascals had when they tried to get a loan WARAN
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    Text - owlmylove: dutchster: moan louder every time the cashier scans one of your items please do not do this Source: dutchster
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  • 54
    Text - Body type: not terrible but definitely enjoys pasta
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  • 55
    Money - ERVENOE TITTTES OFAMERICA L02003995P WASHINGTON D 12 12 0201P 12 "THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS. Master Oogway
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    Text - sadwhore04 if a demon possessed me l'd just b like ok take it from here good luck man Source: sadwhore04
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  • 57
    Water resources - If the sea level rises enough, Dubai will become Atlantis.
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    Text - I love holding hands & cuddling sexwut ...with one person. Everyone else, don't touch me. I hate being touched.
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    Broly Kogan @LordBrolyKogan Niggas think it's all sweet when ya girl Asian, till u sit down at Thanksgiving dinner and they passing this around DANK MEMEOLOGY Umiko Airi. 3 @sunflowerxvibes Lol y'all stay making insensitive ass jokes about other cultures, but when somebody that ain't black talk about yours, the whole Twitter crying. Y'all whole ass hypocrites.
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  • 60
    Text - Franklin Graham @Franklin Graham The Bible instructs us to pray for our leaders & @realDonaldTrump needs our prayers. We have t-shirts that are a reminder to "PRAY for 45"--my daughter @CissieGLynch is wearing one. PRAY FOR 45 PRAY FOR Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan You never made "PRAY for 44" tshirts. Did the Bible not instruct you to pray for the POTUS during the 8 years the BLACK guy was in office? Did white Jesus mean, "pray for white leaders only?" Another example that white evang
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    Cartoon - THINGS WE'RE BRINGING BACK IN THE 20 FLAPPERS ART DECO SHEN COMEX THE CHARLESTON PEPE
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    Text - Kimberly Ross In a just society, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @SouthernKeeks 1d would still be a bartender... t1.1,769 2,204 10.3K Barry Schapiro MD @bschapiroMD Replying to @Southern Keeks I was a bartender before I went to medical school. It was a time that I look back on fondly. I learned many important life skills including empathy, teamwork, and effective time management. Nobody should judge another's journey. It makes you look petty. Really. 4:45 PM 4/6/19 Twitter for iPad
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    Fictional character - Forbes Forbes @Forbes DC Films still doesn't know what to do with Superman, the studio reportedly is unsure how to make the character "relevant to modern audiences" Grace Segers @Grace_Segers Yeah there really is no way to make the story of a space refugee adopted by farmers in Middle America who later becomes a journalist and a hero focused on righting injustices and thwarting the schemes of a selfish billionaire relevant to modern times
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    Vehicle - "Defeat is not the end of Japan. In the future we will still be the strongest nation" -Emperor Hirohito 70 years later: LE
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    Text - The Independent 1 hr 'As far as I'm aware she does not have any degree in economics. 'Obviously you haven't been paying much attention to my CV because I was and I remain a professor of economics. THE INDEPENDENT 3 MIN READ Brexit Party MEP shut down after questioning economic credentials of Green Party MEP who ...
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    Face - 12:52 94% X Florida Man Bites His Brother's Penis Off After He Walks In On His Brother Having Sex With His Cousin On His Favorite Dragon Ball Z Blanket mLuist erqui18)July 16,2018 Society Views: 1 0 9.2k Share 140 BEST COMMENTS MiddleBodyInjury 6h Even Satan wouldn't know what to do with this specimen Reply 1.0k Nibbles_Senior 2h Mate he looks like a dollar store Satan Add a comment O II
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    Alcohol
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    Flag - NO U He's too dangerous to be left alive!
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    Cartoon - Bender Bending Rodriguez For 3 år siden why does Samuel L. Jackson always play black guys? 2,7k 53 THE MYSTERIES OF LIFE WITH TIM &MOBY
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    Selfie - Riley Reid Rap 3.5M views 39K 25K Share Download Save 4 months ago The only time Riley Reid decided to spit and not swallow 1K VIEW 9 REPLIES
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    Text - bs I'm a paralegal and worked on cases where it was ADMITTED in court by the vax manufacturer it can cause autism. Those kids were awarded millions. Do your research. 1h Like Reply You realize people can see your profile, right? You work in mechanics and construction. But let's pretend you're correct and/or you're both Please cite the court record of this. I'm curious why a representative of a vaccine manufacturer would supposedly admit to something that has no scientific backing. So I wo
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    Text - @brianklaas 53m Brian Klaas No. Pop. 330 million Pop. 65 million Gun homicides (2017): 14,542 Gun homicides (2017): 31 5x the population. 469x more gun homicides. killed in Vegas shooting 59: killed in UK terrorism since 2010 The knife murder rate is higher in the US than the UK. David Wohl@DavidWohl 3h Takeaway from #London Bridge incident: If law-abiding Londoners could carry firearms legally, it probably wouldn't have happer Show this thread
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  • 73
    Text - First woman in space First animal in space First moonwalk First space craft landing on the Moon, Venus, Mars, and the first Space Station First man in space Far side of the moon photographs First artificial satellite First man on the Moon
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    Photo caption - LADBIBLE 3-MIN READ Woman Manages To Get All 17 Of Her Pets To Sit Still For Photo Other pet owners Is it possible to learn this power?
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    Text - Eoghan McDermott replied David Wohl @DavidWohl 18h Takeaway from #LondonBridge incident: If law-abiding Londoners could carry firearms legally, it probably wouldn't have happened Amazing how bold the terrorists are when they know their victims will be unarmed t12,469 17.8K 8,680 Eoghan McDermott Ah yes, the violence free United States. Get shot and then have a hospital charge you the cost of your mortgage to save your life. Piss off Boomer. @eoghan... . 8h 4 102
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    Animated cartoon - The whole class when the class clown actually gets sent to the principal's office
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    Cheezburger Image 9400027392
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