Forty-Four Very Random Memes And Pics

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Dec 7, 2019 8:08 PM EST

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  • 01
    Chalk - MORE ESPRESSO Hess DEPRESSO @INFINITY BAKERY
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    Mammal - Me looking myself in the mirror every morning to remind myself that I'm a bad ass bitch who's a little sad sometimes and that's okay the mermaid lagoon
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    Forehead
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    Organism - When your existential crisis spans dimensions
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    Footwear - JOJO SIWA @SisterRooz69 Pulling up to the event with the clawserole RD SEL हম) HARD DLACK CHERRY
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    Text - "How are you still single?" The dudes tryna date me: Online 5'6 coach 5'4 Skips leg day CrossFitters On roids Creep Felon Dj Crackhead Send nudes "Not looking for Wyd?" மநிம Boring No prag Dealer car Ugly Af Personal trainer No job Fueoy No clue where the Tiny dick Doesn't eat ass Has Has clit is a gf Married Two kids neyscreencapL.CoM
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    Transport - My friend after getting on the wrong train in London. We made a last minute group decision to get off, he wasn't paying attention.
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    Text - Me trying to excel in my career, maintain a social life, drink enough water, exercise, text everyone back, stay sane, survive and be happy @girizzzclub
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  • 09
    Text - tessathompsonsstrapon true crime is becoming to girls what ww2 is to boys fishfunk girl who knows too much about serial killers boy who knows too much about russia & ww2 relevant twitter meme
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    Advertising - When you thought it was a fart but were wrong Fuaye #FullyFudged whogP Y! F estripes PER Z O anltyFudged MTWT 11.5 WhooPSY! FudgeStripes #FullyFudged DD NET WT 11.5 0Z (326g) WhooPSy! Fudge Stripes cookies #FullyFudged WIAL PRIE $5.00
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    Cartoon - The new hire after one shift This is the worst day of my life. The worst day of your life, so far. CE
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    Junk food - emo kids tom delonge's part in blink 182's "i miss you" when he says "WHERE ARE YOU"
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    Text - Why is "Sean" pronounced as "Shawn" instead of "Seen" but 66 "Dean" is pronounced "Deen" 66 instead of "Dawn"
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    Water - dankmemesreasonforliving To See her. 5 colachampagnedad saving up to fly out to scotland and spot the loch ness monster
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    Poster - ANDREW BIGGS @biggsintweets Ihave never seen this meme before and I've laughed solidly for 2 minutes now. Bath in this glory. Just because PEOPLE WHITE couldnt do it UAcelore meme.ou Doesn't mean It was Aliens 9:53 PM 6/5/19 · Twitter for iPhone anial.mene.queens
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    Text - Julicorn @ChicksRule Me: one Big Mac without strawberries, please McDonald's employee: strawberries? Me: no, thanks 1:20 PM · 11/15/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Hair - Dad: Why are you yelling, it's just a game Also dad when his sports team loses:
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  • 18
    Text - RUTH-ANN @RuthAnnJoy I am not in a Walmart parking lot physically right now but I am in a Walmart parking lot emotionally
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  • 19
    Text - If I'm ever murdered or kid- napped, please don't make up lies about me. I do not light up a room. Everyone doesn't want to be my friend. People don't automatically take notice of me. I have a smart mouth and two friends. Tell 20/20 that.
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  • 20
    Joint - GREAT COMBO VALUE PACK VICKS DayMan NytMan NON-DROWSY COLD & FLU Multi-Symptom Reli karate, friendship, power of the sun COLD & FLU Nighttime R Musky power, boy's holes, sexy hands • Aches, Fever, So • Nasal Conaes+ • Cough O Aches, Fever, S O Sneezing, R Cough oat aroat See nex Alcohol Antihistamine Free Alcohol S 20 NYQUIL LIO TAL
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  • 21
    Adaptation - When you don't answer messages but you're sharing memes
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  • 22
    Iron man - Name this character. Wrong answers only. Leet Metal Jesus ...he even has the authentic hand holes. 1.2K 1d Like Reply
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    Text - GEORGIA MAN KEPT DECEASED MOTHER IN FREEZER FOR YEARS FOR "CASUAL SEX" No more Mr. Nice Jesus terrarian_boi_42069 76 points 3 hours ago Thats one cold mat ker Reply Give Award Share Report Save
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    Text - Brokengirl @SarcasticSadOne Look. I'll fake an orgasm, but I cannot fake an interest in football. 4:18 PM · 12/1/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - will @HeisenBarry2 GIRL: [flirting] so do you have any wild fantasies? ME: quitting my job. GIRL: no i mean like any risqué fantasies? ME: quitting my job without having anything else lined up.
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  • 26
    Green - me: don't be a weirdo at this social event me to me: give unnecessary information to strangers about jeffrey dahmer
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  • 27
    Text - She's a killer QUEEN Dynamite with a Laser Beam Taco Bell, Crunchwrap supreme
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  • 28
    Text - Netflix and slowly fall asleep to the sothing sounds of an episode of The Office l've watched a hundred times before
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  • 29
    Nose - girl: I have nipple rings guy: I don't believe you girl: *proves it* guy: You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
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  • 30
    Face - character in a movie: *has a mental breakdown* me: Hahaha... I do that.
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  • 31
    Text - TechnicallyRon @TechnicallyRon How to deal with finances like an adult 1: Never check bank balance 2: Pretend things are fine 3: Live in a constant state of fear 4. Repeat
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  • 32
    Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes A weasel walks into a bar. The Bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
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    Product - Still haven't lost my virginity because I don't lose 4/12/16, 8:48 PM
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  • 34
    Text - I had a tummy tuck this morning. I tucked it right into my high waist leggings.
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  • 35
    Text - portentsofwoe you know what really gets my goat? aglaja el chupacabra Source: portentsofwoe 690,620 notes
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    Text - Me and my mom talk smiti about you.
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  • 37
    Text - Space Explorer Mike @MichaelGalanin In 1977, we received a radio signal from space that lasted 72 seconds, and to this day, we still don't know where it came from. 11:49 PM · 29/11/2019 · Twitter Web App 107 Retweets 338 Likes Alan Feldstein @AlanFeldstein · 24m Replying to @MichaelGalanin Yes we do. It came from space. 271
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts 2h Since this could all be a simulation, someone head back to the menu and scale down the Difficulty. Mindblowing 1, Share 2.6k 113 Award BEST COMMENTS - nergy 2h Turn off survival so I don't have to eat, drink, or sleep please. Reply 259 073 You can simply stop doing any of those things to turn off survival yourself 173 47m r/technicallythetruth Vote
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    Text - THE NOBEL PRIZE "As a child, I promised my mother I would win the Nobel Prize in Physics. 50 years later, I said to my mother, 'See, I have kept my promise. I won the Nobel Prize.' 'No,' said my mother, 'You promised it would be in physics!" - Kenzaburo Oe, awarded the 1994 Literature Prize
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    Text - zuckles @Zuckles · 6h I wanna sky dive without the parachute and go head first into earth, now that's a way to go out 17 185 58 2 554 scout + @realscoutzer 6h you could probably flap your arms and fly for a second too 26 No @GhoulDuck Replying to @realscoutzer and @Zuckles No, he'd be ably to fly for the rest of his life.
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  • 41
    Text - Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap
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  • 42
    Text - Justin King @Justinkingnews Headline: "Women who own horses live longer" Implied correlation: horses make you live longer. Reality: if you own a horse, you can probably afford health insurance.
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  • 43
    Dog - 84
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  • 44
    Photo caption - Nobody: Me: TWANT TO BELIEVE -I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR SPOOKY SHIT
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