Ninety-Nine Starter Packs

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    Landmark - Old American town A generic name Old like Greenville or starter pack: something A water tower usually with the name of the town on it Downtown with Trains tracks local shops The old industrial part Usually by a body Old Victorian houses of water American flags A war memorial everywhere
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    Motor vehicle - The Dad in a 2000s Coming-Of-Age Movie "Gives plot-altering advice to protagonist in third-to-last scene, or punches antagonist in the face in second-to -last scene* "Don't tell Mom I said that" *Genuinely terrified of his own wife* "Has some random hobby that embarrasses the kids"
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    Human - Italian grandparents starter pack Not politically "Cornuto!" correct CALABRIA "Mannaia!" "What do you mean you're not hungry?"
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    Food - Salad as an afterthought on the menu starterpack Fresh EXPRESS Iceberg Garden Lechuga Repollo KENS Ranch NewYork TEXAS TOAST BIG CROUTONS 00.17.2011
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    Text - The You know it's gonna be good Starter Pack SWISS MADE Pаuтоun DREMEL OTACOM CODO logitech REC
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    Food - Youtuber trying American food starter pack లు POp. এ Srawben Hostess Twinkies "How can they eat this???" Twinkies
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    Clothing - The real adult starter pack Mustache Party Self Adheøive Common Types of Balance Disorders
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    Junk food - "I've never been to Canada but this is probably how it is" starter pack RCAN m Bimpact ALWAYS Tim Hortons FRESH Aboot Sorry Eh Vive le Quebec Libre
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    T-shirt - The "I like the shirt but don't know what is on it" Starter Pack KURTZES EDZITFELN NIRVANA NITED STATES AMCRICA 1977 FLOWER SMF KITTY PETE BABY KISS CORPORATE RC WHORES CPE THE JAITMNG
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    Emoticon - The "Cancer of Facebook"Starter Pack I WAS BORN TO BE DIFFERENT, NOT PERFECT SO DONT JUDGE ME. If you love f you love jesus santans keep scrolling like and share THE SIGNS AS Aries: Taurus: Gemini: Cancer: Leo: Virgo: Libra: Scorpio: Sagittarius: Capricorn:
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    Skin - the "I don't need sunscreen, I never burn" starter pack SUN SCREEN I fucked up
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    T-shirt - Movie trailer starring The Rock starterpack "lets go save the world"
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    Product - "WHITE BOY WHO THINKS HES HOOD" STARTER PACK Fucks any girl thats "Hood" "Come through dont park out front!!!", Prometh With Codeline Cough Synp This style Only listens to shitty trap music from WorldStarHipHop LEAN LEAN LEAN (With Promethazine) "Secret" Handshakes GUCCI Fake Gucci or LV clothing "Word" More slang than not "Yoo" Gold Chain ONLY 30 weed sales a day Never sober, always high D00 WUS Snapbacks ONLY "Ight G" "Get off my block h- " "Lit af rn!" CRACKING |only around his whit
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    Pollution - "hey everyone I studied abroad for a month" starter pack "feels like part of me is up in flames = Google Translate ENGLISH FRENCH literally crying this place meant so much to me u wouldn't get it O00 "FLOORED by the news
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    Product - Apology Video Starterpack I'm sorry I disappointed you crying without tears Video taken on the floor
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    Product - "Videogame Idle Animations" Starter Pack 6 leaturePics lenturePics feuturePics Fourth Wall
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    Snout - ironic comedy genius starter pack @wooooshbaiting >this is their profile picture "i am the CEO of." username is probably something like "@spicynut_v420" >occasionally makes a meme OH NO HE DOESN'T NEED TO BE VACCINATED that includes this image >posts nothing but doge memes O HAVE ESSENTIALOILS "poop dealer" "don't ask who joe is"
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    Textile - Middle-aged man trying to figure out what he wants in a fast food restaurant Stands 5 feet away from the counter Arms either crossed or on the hips *hmmm* *Let's other people order while he is thinking* -"Can I take your order?" "Yeah, what would you recommend?" *cashier recommends something* -"Is it good?" *shirt tucked in*
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    Transport - Driving through Texas starter pack Beaumont 23 El Paso 857 Liberals Please continue on l-40 until you have left our GREAT STATE OF TEXAS TEXHS EDIT ION SILVERADO BUC-EE'S 797 Miles BUC-E Ted Cruz OLYMPUS
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    Headlamp - Headlights in 2018/2019 starterpack Blind everyine kit I!
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    Product - "Video game music is the best music" starter pack "All they talk about is drugs! Mostly plays japanese games "Popular music has no soul Idon't care about lyrics." Tlisten to other music! Here, check out this song called Waters of Nazareth-" SWITCH гeads manga NINTERDO SWITCH has never listened to an album YouTube
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    Cartoon - the "boomer artstyle" starter pack I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment, CHECK YUR MESSAGES. UST TOKRD YOUR MINNDA Your eyesight is demn near perfect! overused jokes "phone bad" old and fat characters IN THR CLOSET DADDY, extremely large noses Cone out (BOotT CHEIST CHRISTANS shared "wife bad" on fb blatant misunderstanding of topic(s) covered "The groom just called to say he W be late sometimes racist He forgot the new video game comes ou
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    Product - Unaffordable necessities starter pack
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    Text - Going back home at 3:AM in the south starter pack passing up on a car looks like a horror once every 20 minutes old, abandoned houses every few movie houses
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    Technology - THE '95 ZOOMBER "2005 was lit" WEN ЦИКИРАRK grand theFt auro ananoreag "everyone born after 1999 is retarded" XBOX 360 CALL DUTYA "i miss the late MODERN WARFARE 90's/early 2000's" ACIVElOM. SUPER SHASH BRO POKEMON tool PokéMay RUBY VERSION SAFTNE MERALD 225-
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    Eyewear - College girl studying for exams who hogs the comfy chairs in the library all day starterpack Veggie Strnws garlest Sea San *just talks on the phone the whole time* *has like 50 tabs open* Siape Siaok Shonpl Sharph
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    Adaptation - The "Millennial Missionary" "I realize how blessed I am" Starter Pack #Blessed Capty "Donate to my GoFundMe" nalgene "God is leading me..." "I thought I was changing them, but they changed me" "Transformative"
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    Adaptation - A “Day at the Zoo" Starter Pack Funny Animals Obnoxious Crying Toddler Cute Baby GuYs I FouND NEMO Animals Little Kids Pissing off the animals
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    Text - Youtube channel that "reads" Reddit posts starter pack Up next AUTOPLAY Guys Share The Unmistakable Sgns That A Woman is Creepy Brainybude o IM view Mix - How Did A Woman Ruin Her Chances With Your 50+ YouTube After every post People Reveal The Most Professional way Theyve Hea rainyDude SSK vie Verified 01/1047 New Always just above 10 minutes Murderedbywords "This is How Many Unvaccinated ash K views Text to speech A SS New When kids realined their parents might be terminally stupid Clum
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    Facial expression - "If my team signs Kaep I'm boycotting the NFL" starter pack TN FRUN
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    Assembling Furniture Starter "B7 or D7?" Pack 23 "We're missing one screw." Doesn't have a screwdriver and uses a butter knife. "It's backwards."
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    Font - Video Games You're Not Allowed To Dislike Starterpack Falleut 3 2 HALF-LIFE? The Bder Scrolls V SKYRIM ALDA SUPER SMASH BRES EARTHBOUND BONS N SUPRTENDO
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    Text - "Commenting on a Starterpack" Starterpack Don't forget You forgot you forgot + You forgot You forgot you forgot You forgot + Dont forget forgot the Don't forget Where's the Needs a + Needs more You left out Where's the Also add Also, what about Definitely could include Also: What are you smoking, OP?
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    Sporty family starterpack Dad: Older daughter: Younger daughter: NCAA RUN lke a gil Good grades, not great Takes sports really serious. Maybe plays an instrument (violin, tuba) "Kid" Coaches peewee/high school football IS A BRAT "sport" Mom: Teenage son: Younger son: teaches yoga on the side on the pta board Sort of overweight even though everyone in the family plays sports Pretty chill, doesn't cry much. "Bruh" "Nigga" "L listen to Drake & Migo "Jeremy" "Thomas" "kate" "sharon"
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    Transport - The Last Few Pages of a US History Textbook Always out of date *Two paragraphs on the crash and FORECLOSURE НОМE FOR SALE Obama's election*
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    Historic Site Gift Shop Starter Pack
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    Product - /u/kartosh_ka That one kid who brings a gaming laptop to class everyday Laptops always connected to a charger Not that bad of a student Always uses some gaming mousepad Not much of social life bro get on discord except for a small group of friends similar to him Either overweight or really White skinny overused r/dankmemes memes Weirdly obsessed with history. Holds a controversial political view gigantic laptop with RGB keyboard and Huge and bulky a cooling fan that sounds like a fucki
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    Product - Dreke "So am l a Millennial or Gen Z?" Starter Pack த Watched as 90's culture faded away Ci . and 00's/10's culture started to take root ANIUCR Birth Certificate First phone, but got a smart phone in high school Ca 1996- 2001 Just barley remebers if urban , If rural used until they were 10 had both Flash Games galore Alive for, but doesn't remember PAWH e stra ege San 2006- No oon Played with both gens as a kid remembers financial stuggles, didn't.really know why
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    Text - Student with no time to work yet still wants some luxuries in life EXPRESS Uber well i dont want to be late to class.. CHINESE well i have to eat today.. TM well its cold out so maybe a hot tea "im so sorry dad ill spend less" "no problem just focus on school sweetie" Chevron B reddit (O well i have to get gas.. -$26 PANDA GOURMET a004
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    Facial expression - The "You're missing the point by idolizing them" Starter Pack
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    Line - organized girl in middle school STARTER PACK HIPOLYMER R Pentel handwriting like this orm, imagery, S set by shakeS teen lines 1ong Ow any other scheme, etc. In *actually uses school planner*
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    Text - Injured character after losing a fight in a tv show starter pack Wakes up to someone wrapping them in bandages Never wearing shirt, always wearing pants "Don't move, your wounds haven't healed yet" *immediately gets up anyway* "I'm fine" "What happened?" Suddenly remembers what happened in the fight
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    Adaptation - The best parts about having your cake day on 4/20 It always falls right around the same time as these holidays You share it with a famous world leader, as well as two important historical events a alamy stock photo It usually looks like this outside
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    Food - The "eww what's in it?" starter pack Goes to Olive Garden for a Always a safe bet "fancy" dinner Ketchup on everything Buys an expensive steak and ruins it Only cheese, might be okay with pepperoni
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    Video Game Section at Goodwill PlayStation.2 Rally Wii SPRINT ECARS Wil fritz EA SPORTS MADDEN 2004 Wlil MEL3 Wii Will SaNG Wil mrBeane COLLERVION XBOX 360 2KSPORTS X xeox NHL KIO NBA2KB SHREK 2 ACIMOH Finally, a game worth playing. XBOX 360 CALI-DUT AC OR damn
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    Human - Mid 2000s Pop music video Everything is Choreographed *Ridiculously Catchy chorus* Luxurious Dances Low rise pants Rap feature Club "Golden" Shots Aesthetic
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    Ketchup - Vegan options at the family barbecue starter pack HEINZ TOMATO KETCHUP
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    Junk food - PICKY AMERICAN EATERS Hidden lley Hidden Valley Ranch LOFTHOUSE COOKIES Frosted SUGAR COOKIES (Delkenul, Soft
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    Vehicle door - First Warm Day at the End of Winter Starter Pack 120- 50 40 100- 30 80 20 60 10 40 20 -10 -20 -20 -30 -40 -40 alamy atamy I....ll ll ..llanl.l
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    Community - Tech company career page starterpack facebook Boarderline infantilization of employees We value diversity. Look at our minorities and women! Employees all wearing the same branded tshirt or hoodie Obligatory fitness/ active team photo Full infantilization of Free food for employees! * employees * Served after 8pm so company can get more work out of employees
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    Cartoon - Not having cable as a kid starterpack CUFFORN ereliaye
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    Product - Asian family starterpack COLD WATER WARM WATER Always comparing you to other kids TIGER BALM ROUGE
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    Text - THE "WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE OUR DESSERT MENU" STARTER PACK "NO." *THINKING OF A CLEVER WAY OF SAYING NO. *EVERYONE AT THE TABLE LOOKS AT EACHOTHER "GRABS STOMACH. "YUM! JUST THE CHECK, PLEASE." "000F"
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    Text - "Why is my computer so slow?" Starter Pack D POY Nee DROS aT New "What are startup programs?" "Why should I close programs?" Seardh WPRAIZE- Map uer Seh Camde Ad e teh ni ere TEOMA - Heash Te sling a kindle CompM ACCESS ONE Senke og wndons mdoesHede eanything
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    Text - "That chest full of crap items" Starterpack
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    Poster - "Stop Shoving Diversity Down My Throat!" Starterpack. FOR HONOR MORDHAU GEARS NO BULLSHIT >Has a prolem seith this >Had no prolem seith this. "Black people werent even around back then, sehere is the historical arruracy "A seoman soldier that kills /unpopularopinion mutants isn't very realistie." "'m not saying I agree seith his actions, but you can see 7/kotakuinactiom sehere he is coming from." /battlefield 1/tumblrinactiom 7/nintendowaifus "Mileena is an Edenian Tarkatan hybrid, NOT
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    Product - Female detective in movies/shows one child. usually neglected and takes care of themself sex addict some sort of mental trauma from a previous case gets taken off case at some point for unorthodox methods (SOCIAL has a crappy male partner that she dislikes until the end just moved from another city jogs at night
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    Product - Looking for a bathroom in a dream starter pack
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    Product - Home alone starter pack NIVEA Smooth Douceur
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    Product - Walmart's employee of the month starter pack General Equivalency GRCECAIOD Diploma Marlboro Walmart CHRIS
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    Dagger - The "Designing a logo for an RPG that contains a T anywhere in the name" starter pack ELELE
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    Text - Middle Eastern Flags Starterpack *leave this line white Pick your colors *optional OR
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    Text - Math Lecturer Starter Pack Sounding like you've just time-travelled from the 18th century PDF "shall", "thus", "hence", "such that" This face after they've finished explaining something Notes.pdf Did he just draw a squiggle? Аа вв Гу A8 Ee 1}={} Кк ЛА Ми Ηη Θθ Оо Пл Рр Nv E Σος Yu Фф Хх у Оw Tт
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    Facial expression - "Opening up 3 seconds after closing" Starter Pack
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    Product - Taking a dump before cell phones starter pack Ueale BaaleJahe's ANT atbremkend Roolk f DOMS ODNES e Sory the at te can De Cos O BIGGEST EVER Bathreem Reader oeddngtea
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    Facial expression - Unwanted conversation with your coworker starterpack Things you say or do Things they say or do "Wow, that's "So guess what happened to me this weekend!" craaazy ha ha" Proceeds to tell a story you never would have guessed. **holds eye contact the "Oh wow, really?" whole time** "Are you into ?" (Clearly only wants you to ask them “No I haven't seen that yet" (and don't plan to) back so they can talk about "Jeeez, ha ha" it) "Oh nice that's awesome" "Alright well I should get
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    Text - "My life feels stuck and not progressing" starterpack B+ you have friends and see them often but you never feel as close to them as you think you ought to o y 10 11 12 14 15 16 17 18 19 6 | 22 23 24 252223 29 30 31 28 decent grades if in education but you feel like you could be doing better, and inadequate for not "what are your hobbies?" "uhhhhh" keep comparing yourself to others even though you know you shouldn't days, weeks, and months seem to slip by and you barely notice half-hearted
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    Text - PBS Kids sponsors from the early 2000s starter pack The Arthur Vining Davis Foundations Juicy Juice CHUCKECHEESE'S Viewers Like You NSF Corporation for Public Broadcasting
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    Facial expression - Scandinavian 90s pop group starter pack Spiky hair Album cover looks Are definitely not gonna get sued by Mattel or Disney like this 漢汉 字字 Lead singer with high pitched voice Asian characters in music video
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    Product - The ideal man/woman according to different social media good with animals ånd/or Ryan Reynolds or pale as fuck always some degrée of stubble this kind of jawline looks like he hasn't slept in years Celebrity example: Drake very little content with attractive men in general :( "big tiddy goth gf flawless makeup unhealthy obşession with both natural and unnatural red hair aes.come Kylie Jenner is'the undisputed quéen moșt of them try to look like Mia Wallace basically just look up pictur
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    Fictional character - Professional Strongman Starter Pack This hair and beard combo Shit ton of food Over 6'2 and 300 Ibs EMERGENCY ROGUE Frequent hospital visits Chalk fucking everywhere Weightlifting belt "Only went to the ER twice last year, new PB" So people know you're strong and not just fat Gets in your eyes, mouth and urethra
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    Text - "80's high school football coach trying to unite his team" starter pack NikeFT "I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE WHITE ,BLACK..."
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    Land vehicle - College Faculty Lot Starter Pack CoẹxIst Bernie FREE PALESTINK END THE OCUPATION - 2016 BERNIESANDERS.COM
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    Cartoon - Playing video games with a Hispanic kid starter pack siblings fighting in the background The mother vacuum CD CC CD CD Dogs barking The father screaming at a kid
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    Font - Smoking weed alone in the park at night starter pack Walking around while stoned Sitting on a bench, thinking about life "Is that a cop?" Before smoking: "fuck my life" After smoking: "why was I sad, again?" Using your phone because you have nothing else to do After a few puffs: "fuck it, I'll have another puff, just for good measure" Listening to some music on your phone, probably an old song that reminds you of better times
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    Footwear - Every white kid in the mall after Christmas
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    Electronics - How I viewed teens as a kid in the 2000s starter pack 376,97 Ped sts Sengs Contacta Settings ARDS Abercrombie & Fich EUROP OT TOPIC 1new moon 11 20 09 new nigon
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    Text - Clickbaity videos starter pack CLICKBAIT POKEMON some big boobs in the thumbnail a shit ton of circles, arrows, random images and bright colors *title in CAPS LOCK* 11:58 Victory Royale! 22 GENIUS TECH HACKS TO MAKE YOU SAY WOW S Minute Crats KIDS - AM views 6 days ago the same surprised face on at least 50 other thumbnails impossibile thing you won't find in the video
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    Text - Mature aged student starterpack Unsolicited life story My kids... As a mother... Argues with professor Late once, blames kids Long winded loosely relevant stories in class. Front row seat
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    Text - Ultra-wealthy old-money guy in his mid 20s from indeterminate European country 10:26 PM Holds at least 3 passports Details Messages Lodewijk Analyst at (Rothschild & Co U coming to georges party at blenheim tonight? Last name begins with Von und Zu Cocaine problem since he was 12 soz cant come Childhood home in île-de-France: had to catch a flight to singapore for a thing Does not know what public transport is Fluent in English, French, German, Italian, Luxembourgish and Monégasque His fa
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    Advertising - only girl in computer science starterpack "has twitter but never tweets anyway first week in class doesn't really know how to use makeup NO "need any help?" *too shy to voice ideas out professor needlessly pointing out that you're the only girl in class afraid of getting your ideas criticized at first was the weird girl back in high school *studies alone in library Sits next to that guy with a superiority complex who thinks he's better than you still close with high school best fri
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    Text - Cold Case Murder Victim Starter Pack "Tammy" Never even two minutes late to work Wood Paneling Has portrait of self taken for "It was my sister" some reason Giant eyeglasses When she smiled, the whole room lit up. She was just as sweet as could be. Me then Me Now
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    Net - HIGH SCHOOL PHOTOGRAPHER STARTER PACK NO PHOTOGRAPHY @stockphotogasm
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    Product - Engineering Student Starterpack "Absolutely!" "You realize it's cheaper to build a computer yourself, right?" "According to.." "I assume that..." *only helps girls with homework *thinks every other majors are inferior* *always one-upping others *carries his physics textbook everywhere so others will think he is smart* "Well, I am technically a physicist also" *snapchat stories of his calculus assignment at 4am*
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    Product - Successful small-business owner starter pack Way younger wife Late in life kid LIBERTARIAN PARTY Son from first marriage "I do okay."
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    Neck - Weird Israeli Hippie Starter Pack Probably worked "Spiritual" Likes to do as a carpenter magic tricks This haircut Only has These clothes 12 friends Won't shut up about his religion. Gets super butthurt when people "sin." Claims he's "The son of God"
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    Furniture - "Going to see a therapist in a cartoon starter pack" O) "It all started..." XI DAN Therapist never female. Typically, a white bearded older П man in a suit and wire framed reading glasses that rest on his nose. They always incorrectly call a psychologist/ therapist a psychiatrist. BBC "Psychiatrist" sits here. The patient is BRITISH ALWAYS laying ACCENT down 1. II
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    Text - Psychopathic, sadistical torturer starter pack Tells you its for your own good Menacingly presents their tools to instill fear into their victims Blinds and disorients victims with a bright light "If only you have flossed every day, I wouldnt have to do this to you." KEGNES Ie Blames the victim Makes you pay for it Nalarket Hides their identity behind a mask Meticulously keeps records of their sadistical crimes
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    Joint - Welcome to your first year at college! It's time to pick your roommate! Max Kevin Kyle + Frequently has beer, likes to share + Large knowledge of strange topics, fun to talk to + Generally pretty quiet + Very social and friendly + Will share his pot + Always down to party - Constantly smoking + Honors student + Very quiet, will never throw any parties + Doesn't drink or smoke - Incredibly anti-social - Will likely report you for underage drinking or smoking - Bizarre political beliefs -
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    Food group - starter pack wet dreams made of these Octobers be like traveling to to see some beaches proud of these guys getting mixed up with getting compared to poking fun at
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    Face - "Something wrong officer?" starter pack FCK THE POLICE: BET CE 169 ALCO-SENSOR D POLUS TERS
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    Text - Letting someone know you are outside their house at six in the morning in a third world country х100 x50 all 02UK e O 62% 04:12 44 151 329 2260 TexMessag Today 9 Im outside Okay cool
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    Food - THE FOOD NETWORK CAKE ARTIST STARTER PACK 60% RICE KRISPIE TREAT 38% MODELING CHOCOLATE 2% CAKE imgfilip.com
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    Photography - Smoking weed alone in the park at night starter pack Walking around while stoned Sitting on a bench, thinking about life "Is that a cop?" Before smoking: "fuck my life" After smoking: "why was I sad, again?" Using your phone because you have nothing else to do After a few puffs: "fuck it, I'll have another puff, just for good measure" Listening to some music on your phone, probably an old song that reminds you of better times
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    Human - "I've never been to Greece but this is probably what it's like" starter pack All houses look like this Will find these statues everywhere Everyone eats this every day
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    Product - Discovering a New Subreddit Starter Pack Frantically scrolling through Top All Time trying to find where you left off đi TOP POSTS ALL TIME - 1 Share 469 18k Trying to upvote only to realize the thread was archived two years ago Laughing out loud in public and looking around to see if anyone noticed
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    Furniture - That room in your church starterpack or used for anything tbh you don't really know what it's for
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    Hair accessory - That one girl at the club that thinks she looks fine, but she actually just looks cheap. DUC DUCK TAPE MEUINICLOOR Neon duct tape can be a shirt too. JUST JENNIFER LOPEZ

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