Twenty-Seven Dumb Posts For Those Deprived Of Entertainment

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Meeeeesh
Dec 6, 2019 10:00 AM EST

Let's face it, looking through these memes is better than anything else you could've possibly been doing because your life isn't that exciting. But that's okay, because neither is ours.

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  • 01
    Waste collector - Me: I don't understand why I don't have more Mom friends. Me at school pick up: ing World OBS @mommyneedsalife
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  • 02
    Product - Have you ever noticed, that we choose our shampoo according to how much it offends us? Oss yoss syo:. ELVITA S yoss Koss 1Oss VOss oss EVITAL 19 2.99 2.9 S.49 2.99 2.99 GISS GISS KUR 1.9 1.99 2.79 2.79 Standing in front of the shelf: "for dry, brittle, greasy, ugly splitted, golum hair" and thinks: "Nice, I'll take that" DRAUN
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    Text - rogbert-table My left earbud BROKE which SUCKS because I listen to QUEEN. cupboard-queen easy come, easy go little high, *disappointing silence*
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  • 04
    Organism - Me trying to figure out what I did to warrant this extrovert who wants to be my friend harassment
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    Text - A! @a4anthony_ The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate
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    Text - your childhood wasn't complete if you didn't almost drown 440 comments 113 shares O Like Share Comment Probably also wasn't complete if you Did drown too...
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    Product - Bill Gross @Bill_Gross In the "I'm getting old" department.., a kid saw this and said, "oh, you 3D- printed the 'Save' Icon." TBR 3.5, DS double side 135 TPI
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    Text - Dylan Farella @dfarella When someone comes to me for relationship advice I assume it's because they don't want to be in a relationship at all.
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  • 09
    Text - DRYBAR I drink a lot of Mountain Dew. I'm in that 7-11 so much everyone who works there has a nickname for me: "Mountain Dew Guy." Do you know how much Mountain Dew I have to drink not to have the nickname "Throat Tattoo Guy?" -Shayne Smith
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  • 10
    Photo caption - Obesity runs in my family! Nobody runs in your family. imylip.com
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  • 11
    Face - If your boy-crush had this haircut, it's time for an eye cream. J1 090sHdz90s @your esty beslie
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  • 12
    Bag - vampire teabags Reguli VIA 9GAG.COM
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    Text - A WISE DOCTOR ONCE WROTE:
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  • 14
    Text - A Jeff Computers @JeffMyspace My biology teacher asked what the function of carbohydrates were, but apparently "filling the deep well of sadness inside of me" was incorrect. 23:59 · 28 Aug 19 · Twitter for iPhone 392 Retweets 1,750 Likes
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  • 15
    Food - DISNEY ON ICE PRESENTS BAMBI
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    Text - Gina @ginadivittorio To me he was the sun but to him I was those two pieces of celery that they put on plates of buffalo wings for some reason -Rupi Kaur 8:32 PM · 29 Nov 18 · Twitter Web Client
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    Text - BE KIND. Everyone is fighting in a Fight Club you know nothing about. Because we don't talk ENLIGHTENED CONSCIOUSNESS about Fight Club.
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  • 18
    Hair - When you forget your keys inside and lock yourself out A r gh the Ke ý
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  • 19
    Text - My kids call it "yelling" when 1 raise my voice... But I call it "motivational speaking" for the selective hearing!
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  • 20
    Text - "John and Yoko waiting for the maid to make the bed so they can continue protesting against the system." FROW OUR IR. STAY OVE OIN-BER love PRING
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  • 21
    Text - How to frighten the new generation: Put them in a room with a rotary phone, an analog watch, and a TV with no remote. Then leave directions on how to use in cursive.
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  • 22
    Album cover - dankmemeuniversity Telekinesis Telekinephews yourethebestthingiveseen this is the kind of humor l'm into
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  • 23
    Yoda - When you are still too young to know about the seagulls, so you just stroll on the beach. imgiip.com
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  • 24
    Bird - DID YOU KNOW? A goose's beak is comprised of four elements: Hydrogen, Oxygen, Nitrogen, and Potassium. 19 Hydrogen Oxygen 15.999 Nitrogen 14.007 Potassium 1.008 39.098 AR
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  • 25
    Cartoon - I love baby boomers who say "kids don't even know how to write cursive" in a negative way like ok grandma you can't even turn your laptop on without getting 6 viruses and wiring half your retirement money to a Nigerian Prince Boomers:
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  • 26
    Text - claudia @steroidsummers i've dyed and cut my hair and i'm still not feeling better so i'm either getting another tattoo or a nose piercing haven't decided which
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  • 27
    Cartoon - My two personalities just chillin & coexisting together
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