Your Necessary Dosage Of Forty-Four Memes

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    Cartoon - Checking the time on your phone then checking ít again because you weren't paying attention the first time Professional Idiot
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    Text - Me: * going downstairs after the guests finally left My parents: Well,Well,Well If it ain't the Invisible Cunt
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    Animation
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    Fictional character - The area 50 guard who took me down & is about to go for the kill Me MARVEL SHIELDPOSTIN Me The area 51 guard, seeing my face and recognizing me Me My FBI AGENT who's secretly an area 50 guard
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    Building - Mary-Kate & AFSCME @ElSangito post-traumatic stress? more like, SPICY MEMORY OPEN
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    Text - bradlee @holyfag me: *makes vine reference* them: haha what @lipcum what's y'all biggest fear in a relationship ?????? 11/4/17, 2:34 PM 4,386 Retweets 10.3K Likes
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    Shore - Me overthinking how I said "here" during attendance
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    Text - Me on Ellen: Ellen: So, I heard you like Chernobyl Me: Yes *Nuclear explosions going off in distance* Me: OMG Ellen didnt you
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    Text - Danya @dxxnya there's a drug dealer on my snap and all he posts is drugs, his fruit-only diet, and how he keeps visiting doctors due to a chronic illness that no one can diagnose. i've cancelled my needless to say, netflix subscription 6:13 PM · 03 Jul 19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - My dad: "And starting today, this young man is officially old enough to drink! Cheers for my son!" Bartender of the place I've been a regular to for the past two years: Me:
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    Photo caption - No one: My wallet: In terms of money, we have no money
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    Pedestrian - When school starts in 5 minutes but you have to finish an essay, complete all your homework and study for tests in three classes @scrollablememes
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    Text - When you hear a song once and really like it but never get its name and a long time later you find it while casually surfing the web oimaghost I thought I'd lost you. boy!
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    Text - Elena Kilgore @Elenakilgore omg cute date idea go donate blood together & save 6 lives collectively & then buy a 6 pack of wine coolers to share and get absolutely black out for $8 due to disproportionate blood to alcohol level lol
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    Adaptation - Me: i cant wait for my day off Me on my day off:
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    Organism - Me: "I need to start saving money" Me when I get paid:
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    Graduation - I work hard so my cat can have a better life EMC 4144LA
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    Head - When you wake up realizing that you have 4 minutes to get sober, get dressed and make it to work
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    Text - Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman Eccentric Millionaire: I've invited you to my private island because I crave the deadliest game... Me: (nodding) Knife Monopoly Eccentric Millionaire: I was actually going to hunt you for sport, but now I'm really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is
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    Text - Rachel Whitehurst @RachLWhitehurst what a fum week hopeless sarcastic @kaitlynnkool monday me at 8:42 on a
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    Hair - "On a scale of 1-10 how stressed out are you?" 11
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    Text - girls in the chemistry lab: Hey, I got my shirt dirty boys in the chemistry lab: FINALLY OBAMIUM mgnip.com
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    Text - @curseoffeeling my whole life consists of people asking me if i've seen this movie and me telling them no i haven't seen that movie and then them telling me i should see that movie and then me telling them i'll add it to the list but there is no list and i won't watch that movie
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    Text - discoursethot I'm proud to identify as morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight discoursethot this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you're so fug stupid lolpics/Insert-Name
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    News - The and a PENSION
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    Cartoon - SAY NO 2 0 DRUGZ NO MAYBE YOU SHOULD SAVE THE REST FOR ANOTHER TIME?
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    How it feels to go back to work after your lunch break
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    Boba fett - When your suicidal friend needs constant supervision Initiating self destruct Pop smoke No!
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    Text - shannon @shannonhspence Girls who take their makeup off when they're absolutely plastered after a night out are the kind of girls who would get away with murder
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    Text - r/TheMonkeysPaw u/ImmaDopeBrownie 362d I wish for the ability to switch between normal sight, and sight that makes me see all the people that want to have sex with me. i Share 19.5k 621 Award BEST COMMENTS - Penguin_of_evil • 362d O O S 33 Awards Granted. You now have the ability to close your eyes. 43.8k
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    Text - iMessage Can you just listen to me? What? I like you, ok? And I feel that something is missing in my hart. I think it's an E.
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    Art - ME: TIME TO START NEW CYCLE OF MY LIFE. THIS WEEKEND WILL BE DIFFERENT THIS WEEKEND:
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    Soil - Teacher: You can't eat in class People at the back of the room:
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    Cartoon - When my CAR starts making noises that sound expensive 6.
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    Text - Kyle Y @KylePlantEmoji [high school] Parents: we're so proud of you for not doing drugs Me [literally does not even know where I could find an drug if I wanted one]: thank 3:03 PM · Oct 4, 2018 12.3K Retweets 83K Likes
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    Text - Dylan Barbour O @therealDBcoop Jokes on you hangover I love watching Netflix all day
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    Text - Jacob Reinecker @jsreinecker Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can't get any worse than it started
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    Text - hnggggproblems " you're so considerate!" 99 Haha thanks, I was raised in constant fear of upsetting people so yknow * fingerguns * nitrostreak Today someone told me l'm nice and I literally said "thanks it's the emotional trauma" 41,368 notes
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    Text - chuuch @ch000ch hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it 19/10/2013, 18:08 59.7K Retweets 93.9K Likes
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    Product - Anxiety is literally just conspiracy theories about yourself 21/05/18, 9:16 AM oh shit
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    Alcohol - You can't work a shift with 4 hours of sleep everyday Me: bang copmemes4fiends
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    Text - Claire Zoe @totallyclairezo two biggest shocks of adult life: 1. everyone does cocaine 2. cheese is fui expensive
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    Text - jef @gothJudyHopps oh that's your girl?? Imaooo then why did she just give me her number and insurance information after i hit her car in the parking lot of applebee's
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    Product - Sam Clark @SamClark_23 Lordered a Xbox One and this came in the mail ??? Sorry, I Just couldn't watch you make this mistake. Sincerely, weh mobe Your FBI agent ose d/Or

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