Fifty-Five Memes That Require An Open Mind

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andcallmeshirley
Dec 11, 2019 6:08 PM EST

Direct your third eye at these twenty-two memes and prepare to ascend.

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    Cartoon - When you're trying to be a ray of sunshine but people keep testing you
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    Property - MOST PRECIOUS BLOOD SCH OOL malformalady Most Precious Blood High School in Boston stayuglystayangry ah my favorite game: catholics or vampires
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    Adaptation - Overlords Apologize, Will Reset Simulation to 2015 "We just wanted to see what you would do," explains spokesman.
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    Font - A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer... $15. PICKPOCKET -5
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    Dog - crazychinlady What getting What you think getting another chin will be like. .. another chin is actually like...
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    Hair - Which Celine are you today? 4 5 dannypellerino
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    Screen - Sound advice for southerners who are not experienced with driving in the snow. Kannapolis Corhelius Lincolnion PIRST ALERT TRAFFIC TWITTER ADVICE FROM @Chadsu42 SLOW SLOWING FAST STOPPED If you rarely drive on snow, Just pretend you're taking your grandma to church. There's a platter of biscuits and 2 gallons of sweet tea in glass jars in the back seat. She's wearing a new dress and holding a crock pot full of gravy. Mount Holly Locust 3o1lonia ake hionville Neddington more CBS 3 WBf WB
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    Text - When you're resourceful af and make magic happen out of the most trash situations Whoa lam so powerful @inked.mystic
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    Photo caption - Yet the government still denies the existence of extraterrestrials IG @ENTERMEMEALITY
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    Water - When you sneeze so hard, your moustache changes lips: PIOOF OF PURDA X1D OPOTASS BCALO EAIVE the 10.0006
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    Cartoon - MEAT PACKER DODDD DDODOD I see old “Mr. Conspiracy Theory" is at it again.
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    People - I have a plan UNIVERSE: for your life SPIRIT GUIDES ME
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    Dog - When you try to keep your optimism after everything goes wrong
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    Facial expression - I DONT WANNA CLOSE MY EYES, I DONT WANNA FALL ASLEEP CUZ I'M NOCTURNAL BABE AND I JUST WANNA HISS AT THINGS
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    Wing chun - What I think I look like when I talk about spirituality homo noeticus What I actually look like when I talk about spirituality
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    Text - Ok team. We've sent her five angel numbers and a total of 6 synchronicities. She's downloaded and channeled her next steps twice now. She's said it out loud. She's recorded it in her fancy ass journal. I've got $5 on her doing the OPPOSITE thing. What's your bet, Frank? EXEZEEE
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    Cartoon - SO COME ON DOWN TO MECHANICAL RAT PIZZA AND CHILD CASINO
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    Cartoon - THINGS WE'RE BRINGING BACK IN THE 2020 FLAPPERS ART DECO SHEN COMIX O Crippling Depression THE CHARLESTON
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    Cartoon - When even your brother didn't know that the boss has a second health bar
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    Dog - Purebread dogs vs. inbread dogs sweetkaratemoves
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    Text - That momentu realize ur worth isn't tied to how others perceive you, treat you, or feel about you & you go out and find your own power, truth, value, and purpose. @sister_shanti SAINTHOAX
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    Grass - Ho MADE APPLE BUTTER BITCH DID WHAT?
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    Text - Illusion Of Choice There Are: 1,500 Newspapers 1,100 Magazines 9,000 Radio Stations 1,500 TV Stations 2,400 Publishers Owned by 6 Corporations & 272 Executives re- That control 90 %o of what 277 million Americans SEE, HEAR & READ MINTPRESS
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    Hair - IF ANYONE TELLS YOU YOUR HAIF IS TOO BIG, GET RID OF THEM. YOU DON'T NEED THAT KIND OF NEGATIVITY IN YOUR LIFE. danojen EasyRepost.com EL @kimberlywhitman
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    Cat - me trying to act normal around my friends but I start thinking about outer space and my own existence
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    Face - Which Jim describes your week? 3 eat oing) 8. Gvenbeduh
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    Snow - SCREW IT! I'M GARDENING!
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    Nose - When your dog hears the doorbell ring
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    Internet meme - THE GOVERNMENT SAYS IF YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING WRONG, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO HIDE IF THAT'S TRUE, SHOULDN'T THE GOVERNMENT DECLASSIFY EVERYTHING? WWW.Tiuu
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    Pug - You know you're getting old when you rush home just to be like: INSNINIA
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    Hair - Spirit: "now that you've awakened you can begin to live consciously" Me: *consciously chooses to be petty Spirit guides: @SassyMantras
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    Text - Me, yelling at my ancestors & spirit guides bc l keep seeing 1111, 222, 444 & 555 but I still can't figure out what they're tryna tell me.
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    Text - breadmaakesyoufat: this one time when i was seven i thought that i could talk to trees (because i had no friends), and i use to sit by them and say things and one day i was talking to my tree friend called kevin and this girl went up to me and said "are you talking to that tree, freak!" and i started crying and hugged on to the tree, and while she was laughing one of the branches fell on the girls head, thanks kevin.
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    Fashion accessory - 2 UN WILO UN UNO UNO UNO UNO UNO I am inevitable. UND ON
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    Text - when you thought everything would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it's actually difficult difficult lemon difficult
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    Text - When your friend says something stupid and you have to check if they have brain
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    Text - Exponble • 2 days ago Youtube is like that one teacher who tries to act cool but fails miserably. E 458 323K VIEW 458 REPLIES
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    Photo caption - When I was young, I was a very short and unattractive guy. Unfortunately for you, history will not see it that way
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    Photo caption - WHEN EVERYBODY TALKING ABOUT "HEAVEN" BUT YOU FOCUSED ON GETTING YOUR SOUL BIGHT FOR THE STH DIMENSION
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    Dog - BURGER KING NEW GRILLED DOGS ARE HERE
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    Mammal - When you see the waiter coming with a bread basket.
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    Junk food - Meme Hungry ack Fre
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    Text - DAVID LYNCH @DAVID LYNCH Literally all you need to be an artist. FREE Tar art supplies & pain
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    Font - Côngratolations you being a fuckin bitch Presented to for 2ου did it Date Saned
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    Facial expression - when someone expects me not to bring up ghosts or aliens in literally any casual conversation I'm having @wretchedfemale
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    Hair - me looking back on my life
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    Photo caption - when ppl are tryin to relax but ur so woke u just have to drop another truth bomb
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    Text - maryammonster a zoe-dee Source: butthorn theonesthatcomeeasy: harlequin19bee: sopranomonroe: sxizzor: butthorn: I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were "nailing" Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said "You get out of it this time Jesus" omfg I CAN'T STOP FUu G LAUGHING NOBODY LOOK AT ME #IT'S BACK 213,337 notes
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    Face - mirror vs snapchat
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    Face - Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, "Would an idiot do that?" And if they would, I do not do that thing. V Just do it (unless an idiot would do it.. then don't). SP ACOMEDY
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    Purple - Science: Lavender smell reduces depression, anxiety, stress and loneliness - me:
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    Cartoon - when you can feel yourself being annoying but you can't stop
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    Blue - ARE YOU STILL LISTENING? AM NOT, No AM TIRED. I Am LYING DOWN. BEEN YOU'VE TALKING TOO LONG.
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  • 54
    Text - Stalin: I killed 20 million people. Mao: 20? I killed 70 million people. Noah: Hold my boat.
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    Text - all 90% i 3:02 PM Hard Rock All Rock Music Related Remember to keep comments respectful and to follow our Community Guidelines Comments 20K Add a public comment... Cat Mills • 2 months ago The lead singer looks like if mountain dew was a person. 7K 163 VIEW 163 REPLIES
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