Forty-Four Memes You Just Can't Explain

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andcallmeshirley
Dec 11, 2019 11:08 PM EST

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  • 01
    Text - Terry F @daemonic3 [getting urine test results] You've tested positive for opiates- ME: probably the bagel I had -and THC, cocaine, steroids, and also you're pregnant ME: it was an everything bagel
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    Text - Newspaper accidentally runs ad for 'pictures with Satan,' not Santa By: Jared Leone, Cox Media Group National Content Desk COURTENAY Native Sons Hall COMOX VALLEY Christmas Parade GNARLY CHRISTMAS CRAFT FAIR 10 AM - 2 PM CAPTAIN THUNDERPANTS 10:30 AM PICTURES WITH SATAN 11:15 AM WINTER WONDERLAND EDTION 2PM SUNDAY December 1 CHECK OUT wwW.DOWNTOWNCOURTENAY.COM FOR DETAILS STH ST, DOWNTOOWN COURTEMAY
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    Text - Christian friend: Come to church with me. It won't be that bad. :) Me: *walks in*
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    Parrot - Norm Kelly O & Follow Gnorm Me: You're a politician, stop tweeting like this. Inner me: You're too lit to politic. RETWEETS LIKES 17,320 31,571 5:03 PM-22 Nov 2016 13 17K 32K allthecanadianpolitics Toronto city councillor, Norm Kelly. Norm Kelly @norm Follow The city is currently looking into how we can extract the salt from my haters & apply it to roads this winter. Will keep you guys posted. RETWEETS LIKES 5,405 9,123 2:45 PM -23 Nov 2016
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    Event - "God, is lit, my child." "Oh wow" "He's so hip, haha." "Yeet yourself at his feet, and be saved."
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    Home game console accessory - If it ain't broke, don't fix it PlayStation. NONY Change is good XBOX PARKOUR!!!! Nintendo LWANN Wiiu
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    Photography - falcnpunch: "be my hat boy" "no fadda" "what did u seh to me"
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  • 08
    Cartoon - When your waitress says "Enjoy your food" and you say "You too"
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    Text - Me: *Tries to use Face ID at a slight angle* My phone: Who the cinnamon toast fu is this
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    Photo caption - avengvers marvel villain anyone [adultswim.com] [gunshots] marvel villain anyone (adultswim.com] why would tony stark do this?
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    Cartoon - FLK A PERMISSION SLIP. WE ABOUT TO DROP INTO THIS MF VOLCANO @dabmoms dabmoms/ Instagram: @https://www.instagram.com/dabmoms/?hl=en
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    Text - Where was this last night?! At my sister's:) Cute Who the fiuuite is Cousin Swol over there? Cousin Swol? Guy in red has huge pipes ..thats My mum... Awkwars
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    Skin - When your siblings say they barely "touched you" shutterstock
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    Text - IN THIS HOME. WE MAKE DEEP LOADS WE TAKE CREAM I'M SO HORN Y WE ARE PREGNANT WE CHERISH FRIED FISH WE HUMP FIRMLY WEEEED GRAPE WE SHAVE GRANNY WE LOVE VIN DIESEL
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    Cartoon - orangeoutlet S fullten merlot-madness FOR, YOU SEE, I WAS ATTACKED BY THE ORIGINAL WERE-CAR. THE YEAR WAS 2019 It happens this year folks... gattomeows Robot struck and killed by self-driving Tesla in Las Vegas at CES candygarnet BUTUR AMA YOU CAN'T PROVE IT WON'T HAPPEN 250,276 notes
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    Text - Candice A random fact I love is pee is stored in the balls Sometimes if you squeeze the balls, pee will spray out in a mist like an old school perfume bottle Send Like Cancel
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    Cartoon - When the Druid and the Barbarian have had too mych to drink and tegm up to wreck st. fb.com/dndmemes
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    Photo caption - THE MOMENT YOU GET OUT OF WORK WITH THE FOLLOWING DAYS OFP AHHHH, AFTER 10,000 YEARS I'M FREE! naztradamix/ instagram.com
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    Text - 8MB WAS A PRETTY PlayStation 2 8MB MEMORY CARD MAGICGATE Black SONY BIG DEAL BACK THEN! h_m.amir instagram.com
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    Cartoon - REMEMBER WHEN FLOPPY DISKS TOOM 111 COULD SAVE/DESTROY THE WORLD? zakkisbatman/ instagram.com
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    Joint - r/Showerthoughts If you stick your finger in someone's butthole, you are technically wearing them as a ring. 1, Share 370 36 u/Connraad sir l'm going to have to ask you to delete whatever the fuek that was
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    Orange - Orange Tangerine Tangerine Orange Greentand Dreeland dee rmar Salt leeland Atlantie Ocean ...my true successor
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    Text - Kara Dear my non-American friends: I know Thanksgiving's a little confusing, so l'll try to break it down for you. Today is the day we celebrate the freeing of the United States from the reign of terror of Lord Gobble, a 50-foot tall turkey/Sasquatch hybrid who demanded human sacrifices every November. In 1863, Abraham Lincoln rode his eagle- gryphon into battle, singlehandedly slaying Lord Gobble and freeing us from our blood oath to our fearsome tyrant. In celebration of this momentous
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    Adaptation - When no one nominated you for meme of the decade *sad crusader noises*
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  • 25
    Food - Daily Mirror @DailyMirror Sick paedophiles are pretending to be chicken nuggets online to lure kids mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/f.. DANK MAEOLOGY Josh @Solacee If your kid goes to meet a chicken nugget that st just natural selection at that point
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    Text - Hotspot Today at 11:38 PM GRMY Anyone sell netflix accounts Bear (straight white male) Today a yeah netflix does Listen Here, ULil Sit made with mematic
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  • 27
    Wildlife - Yeah thanks for that, thought he'd be a fuug Ford Fiesta CNN reports that, according to senior park official, Cecil the lion's brother Jericho, who is also a lion, was killed on Saturday in Zimbabwe's Hwange National Park.
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    People in nature - 800 mg Ibuprofen as ton of Caffeine Zero sleep My body @SavageParamedics
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  • 29
    Text - It's like this:Icreated man and woman with original sin. ThenI destroyed most of them for sinning. ThenI impregnated a woman with myself as her child, so thatI could be born. Later, I will kill myself as a sacrifice to myself to save all of you from the sin I gave you in the first place.
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    Gadget - RULE NO1 100 NESH NINTENDO 64 NI THIS IS MY HOUSESO M PLAYER1 90smadness/ instagram.com
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    Text - Question for the class: Revenge of the Sith is rated PG-13, and as such is allowed one f-bomb where would you put it 9:49 AM 18 Oct 18 Fur you Anakin, I have the high ground
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    Text - Admiral Snaccbar @SimplySnaccbar [My funeral] Boss: *Solemnly placing his hand on my casket and sobbing* how could you do this to me we are so understaffed today
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  • 33
    Text - monetizeyourcat Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That's four Bones. Fk this sit boysinbarrettes dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of monetizeyourcat OK, i will, but l'm warning you if it's bones I'm gonna be so pissed off Source: monetizeyourcat 259,796 notes
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    Text - Avengers: That giant enemy ship could be a real challenge for us Captain Marvel: 614
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    Text - Michael Carusi @MichaelCarusi The three stages of career development: 1.I can't wait until I'm important enough to be included in meetings. 2. 1 feel so important being in these meetings! 3.I will do anything legal and several illegal things to avoid these meetings.
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    Wool - Mable Winifred Lots of things make me happy I'm a simple woman. But I do love my prescription painkillers and dick. 795 likes
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    Chicken - autoThot GLifeBeTrippin yea ok Chicken Permission sure go ahead
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  • 38
    Text - No Please describe: Sexual orientation: Please identify your sexual orientation: Bisexual Gay man Gay woman/lesbian Chinese Heterosexual/straight Other: Please describe: Religion/Roliefi
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  • 39
    Text - Why was Darth Vader referred to as Lord Vader? Because calling him Master Vader made all the Stormtroopers giggle.
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  • 40
    Yoda - When you are still too young to know about the seagulls, so you just stroll on the beach. imgiip.com
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  • 41
    Text - Seduce me with one sentence. Oh this sweet subtle silence, how I hear your heart beat quicken when you witness me strewn across your bed; with barbecue sauce on my tiddies. Like - Reply - 10m
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  • 42
    Sculpture - ME: *staring at Medusa's tits* MEDUSA: hey buddy, my eyes are up here ME: *already rock hard* Mythology meme
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  • 43
    Text - Tasked an EOD guy once about the stress of bomb defusing. He shrugged & said "It's not. I'm either right, or suddenly it's not my problem any more." I try to stick to that perspective.
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    White - Friday Saturday i had a bad week 5:00 Monday Sunday wejk.p
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