Forty-Four Memes Reeking Of Dankness

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andcallmeshirley
Dec 12, 2019 2:08 AM EST

Why don't you kick back with another twenty-two memes with some added spice?

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  • 01
    Facial hair - MAKE A GREAT Let he who HASN'T faw dogged a porn star just after the birth of his fifth child with his third wife cast the first stone.
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    Vehicle door - nperial Japanese officer inspects his katar before executing an American POW. 1943 (Colorized) ifunny.
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    Text - Feminists be like Select Gender Rapist O Female
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    Barechested - The trick is to tell her that you look like Christian Bale, but not tell her which performance... PICTOPHILE ADP
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    Joint - Just now You have joined the public group #veganss You have been removed from the group
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    Face - I wanna bang Daisy Ridley and her sisters. I'm not good at Star Wars memes.
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    Face - He's the hero nobody really needed, but he stepped up anyway. Man On LSD Saves Dog From Imaginary Fire theladbible.com O 51.9K 6.7K Comments 11.5K Shares
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    Forehead - "HE WHO DRINKS A FIFTH ON THE FOURTH, MAY NOT BE ABLE TO GO FORTH ON THE FIFTH" -THOMAS JEFFERSON imaflin com
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    Product - When you find a good meme and send it to your two friends
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    Cartoon - When you find out that there's people who hold hands before marriage: wiki How to Throw up As Comfortably As Possible
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    Text - This Thanksgiving remember the cranberry sauce, but forget the Marijuana. Terry was convinced to take a "toke" of a joint with his friend "just to relax". Immediately after, Terry killed his friend who had given him the marijuana in a murderous craze. Not so safe, is it? Marijuana. Not Even Once. This ad toght no you by the Ad Canil Ad Pyx d Stadibe Doign Il you oe smovne yeu know is adlited omuriguuna. Council al Demino's at (215)-712-1000,ont a tpe, and emyt
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    Text - Chuck Wendig @ChuckWendig TUESDAY. The day you realize that nothing can stop you, because you are a MAGIC SKELETON packed with MEAT and animated with ELECTRICITY and IMAGINATION. You have cave in your face full of sharp bones and five tentacles at the end of each arm. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING, MAGIC SKELETON
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    Text - Bess Kalb @bessbell Here's everything I wish someone had told me before I gave birth - Get the zip-up pajamas, not the ones with snaps. - Only buy pajamas with a zipper. Do you like fastening 12 snaps at 4 in the morning in the dark? PJs with snaps are that. - Just zip pajamas. With a zipper. - Zi - 9:48 PM · 20 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Oaks @OakHill_ Mouth: Uh oh.... it's that sauce word. Brain: It'll be fine, you've been practicing. Me: Will you pass the worth chester's shire? Date: I'm sorry... what? Me: Worse rooster shear? Brain: WILL SOMEBODY MAKE HIM STOP!! 8:08 pm · 24 Jan 19 · Twitter for iPhone 387 Retweets 1,318 Likes
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    Nose - "Sometimes I wonder what goes on in that head of yours.." 90'S RAP LYRICS MOMENTS FROM 20 YEARS AGO \MORTAL KOMBAT FATALITIES EMBARRASSING DRINKING GRAND THEF EASON EX GAMES WHY I INSIDE JOKES TECA MDAS MEMES CHEAT CODES) HATE MY IRRATIONAL FEARS MOVIE QUOTES NOBODY GETS BUT ME ean_speezy 9/11 THAT'S WHAT MY ONE EHING SHE SAID AUTO INNUENDOS T MAJOR SEXUAL INSECURITIES MOUNTAIN OLOCATIONS/ THE TACO BELL ALAMO
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    Skin - Doc-Do u smoke, drink or do any other narcotics? Guy-Hells yah I'm down for whatev's yo. Doc-Tight we should kick it later. @ZeroFuxLeft
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  • 17
    Hat - Chinese: Ni hao Texan Chinese: Ni haody
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  • 18
    Food - NEW AT 10 ACTION NEWS 19ActionNews.com KENT NGH 85' (cw 60 BAUNSWICK N IS" w 19 PB&J SANDWICHES ARE THEY RACIST? WIATHER
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    Text - I Tweet With CAPS But I Aint YELLING @BM4RM914 Anybody Want PIZZA ROLLS MARVEL ULTIMATE ALLIANCE 3 OUT N... @WAVESGOD Ihave been on earth for 26 going on 27 years and I promise you this is THE first time l've seen a nig a pull something out the oven with a slice of bread
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    Product - KHOU 11 News Houston STANDS FOR HOUSTON @KHOU Rescue chicken learning to walk again with therapy wheelchair on.khou.com/2A6mrOp lo Fleming @Onefinity Yall need to gone head and put this nigga in a deep fryer and stop wasting my goddamn tax dollars
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  • 21
    Motor vehicle - car salesman: *slaps roof* *window breaks*
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    Cartoon - Me: stands up My vision: You son of a bitch, I'm out
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    Text - jomny sun @jonnysun start ur year off right. on dec 31 at 9:15pm get under ur covers and fall asleep. midnight will pass as u are deep in a peaceful slumber, and ur first encounter with the new year will be waking up, well-rested, to a morning basked in sunlight and a day thats yours for the taking gyplet no i am going to do coke Source: joshpeck
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    Vehicle - My younger brother and I sneaking into our parents' room to take back our Game Boys This is a suicide mission ok
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    Cartoon - SONIC SAYS... If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
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    Cartoon - let go of the things in your life that are holding you back see you in hell mamma
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    Hand - 50 CAPA scifirice My brother discovered that if you order a shake at sonic and ask them to put a corndog in it, they will in fact do it. "WE SHALL NEVER DENY A GUEST EVEN THE MOST RIDICULOUS REQUEST daiy
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    Photography - WORLDLIFESTYLE.COM Conjoined Twins Abbey And Brittany Look Unrecognizable Now O Like A Share Comment 00 1.5K 383 shares Jason Winstone Unrecognizable? How many people with two heads do you know? O=02.5K 2 w Like Reply Alison Banham Replied 231 Replies Write a comment..
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    Text - Gothicc Scully @coffinsuccubus Weird way to say you're a bottom Hemant Mehta o @hemantmehta Pat Robertson: I'm Being Dominated By Homosexuals dlvr.it/NnttQg 700 CHT WING P WATCH ORG
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    Text - When someone's trying to have a serious conversation and you're drunk af like Your Neighborhood Meme Supply
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  • 31
    Hair - I'm going to tell my kids this is Super Mario ROCK PO EXPO EXP Reality ROCK EXPO
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  • 32
    Skatepark - Brooo anti vax kids have the sickest skateboards
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    Forehead - changes to their permanent houses. We've spoken to a few of these irate short-stavers and I heir orievan and sc armch ft bu Tom McEldroon who asked to remain anonymous, ness? The S struction planned near his holiday home area. Tír Conaill Stone lot and enjoyed the E n sow yeah, this is big brain time
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    Nose - You knew my father? Yes, I did. Flammable. Remarkable man.
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    Face - When u talk to a full grown adult with braces
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    Photo caption - When you've finally become a cop and see a black guy. This is where the fun begins.
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    Lobby - u/_TheDiv SXERYIHİNG PössIBLE TR TE No Everything Im Is Possible honestly what is this meant to say
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    Text - targuzzler what if mayonnaise came in cans smeasel that would suck because you can't microwave metal... phisobi good morning to everyone except these two people
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    Cartoon - Erectile Dysfunction Ballzheimers
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    Text - Kember Oct 13, 2014, 8:55 AM Your name sounds like what a deaf lumberjack would shout. Thanks asshole
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    Cat - Holy sie! Where did you come from?
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    Photography - r/youngpeopleyoutube Posted by u/Feltrax 5h • i.redd.it This kid bought an ad just to flex on his airpods Visita inserzionista NERE Salta annuncio Annuncio p 23 S 1 1.5k Share 34 Award
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    Text - Suicide Jerk When masturbating, right before blowing your load, yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room. Oh man, i cant go out tonight i got grounded when i failed the suicide jerk. But... why?
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    Face - 4- When it's been 10 minutes since you had pizza
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