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24 Times People Outdid Themselves On Tinder

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    Text - 31 8:59 Anastasia Messages About YOU MATCHED WITH ANASTASIA ON 1/26/16. Mon 9:56 p.m. Hey, how's it going Mon 9:57 p.m. Good wbu? Mon 11:58 p.m. I'll be honest I'm a little drunk. 12:01 a.m. Haha okay xD 3:26 p.m. Party or? 3:26 p.m. Crippling depression. 4:27 p.m. Send a message
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    Snapshot - oO AT&T 3:25 PM 74% X Done AeLaughlin Норе, 19 20 miles away Active 3 days ago The p is silent at night
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    Product - Alyna, 25 16 miles away Active 1 hour ago I've basically given up on tinder but if you know how to fix the thermostat on my electric radiator, give me a super like and I'll like you back. If you can fix it I'll go on one date with you as thanks. I have a set of screwdrivers you can use. This isn't a joke. X
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    Snow - LTE 17:57 46% =tinder Jaclyn, 25 X
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    Text - Back to Alien Blue 11:45 PM 67% Rachel YOU MATCHED WITH RACHEL ON 7/11/16 Hey Rachel, want to do something terrible? Sent Fuck up some people walking out of the grocery store? Type a Message... Send GIF
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    Text - ooo AT&T 1:02 AM 28% Johanna Aug 3, 2014, 12:45 AM Do you have any raisins? Yeah Plenty You ruined my pickup line Oh my bad. Ask me again Do you have any raisins? No Well how about a date? No You ruined my pickup line Send Message
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    Dog - 9:37 AM AT&T 96% KEmma Emma, 19 5 miles awayActive 12 hours ago Not your typical asian girl. X
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    Hair - 70% o0o Verizon 2:07 AM Done Beth, 23 41 miles away Active 13 hours ago Sometimes I wonder how mattress stores stay in business. They're everywhere, but the average adult buys a mattress what, like every 7-10 years? With high overhead costs and infrequent sales, how could they be making a profit? Like the Chewbacca Defense, IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE. If you have an answer, please message me immediately.
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    Hair - GE 10:27 X Nicole Nicole, 19 43 miles away Active 41 minutes ago I'm 5'11, and if you couldn't telll have long brown hair and huge tits
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    Watermelon - Emily, 19 Self-Employed 8 miles away Message me if you're looking for someone fruity X
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    Product - Nicole, 27 University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign 3 miles away I'm looking for a guy who is really trusting and healthy! You must have both kidneys, non smoker, and not be a big drinker or take any drugs that could damage the liver... Type O negative blood a plus! ESFP X
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    Text - 14 1:02 Konomi Messages About BA ttl START Do I unlock your number now? 2 days ago Send a message... GIF Σ
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    Font - oo Telstra 12:46 pm 29% X Done Jasbete 80 kilometers away active 17 hours ago Ben, 21 About Ben Singer/actor. Warehouse worker to pay the bills) Looking to meet some new people and see what happens: If you start a conversation with something along the ines of "you look like a f'cking giraffe c'nt", chances are we won't get along.
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    Text - 400 11:43 Emma Messages About Iacluany Taaghe 21 min. ago So I see you're into poetry. I'm an amateur, but if you'd like to see some of my work I'd love to know what you think 14 min. ago You write? 11 min. ago From time to time. I wrote one in a nostalgic fit of one of my favorite songs growing up. Want to read it? 9 min. ago Yes! 1 min. ago Roses are red A hundred are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already Mom's spaghetti Now Send a message... GIF
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    Text - 4G 12:53 PM 74% Kelsey Messages About Number? Wed 11:16 PM Let's talk on here before I give my number out haha 7:03 AM It wont let me message on Tinder. 26 mins ago 2 4 mins ago Send a message
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    Snapshot - 6:23 PM ll57% Lauren Lauren, 22 5 miles away Active 59 minutes ago Favorite food: Milk steak Hobbies: magnets Likes: Ghouls Dislikes: people's knees Phulonrapist..Africans, dyslexics, children,
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    Product - 54% 1:25 PM 78° The wo 18 7 miles away my mom told me to download this app because I won't meet anyone my age on club penguin X
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    Text - oooo ROGERS LTE 9:45 PM 66% Natasha Hi Natasha, I like your pics. You seem like a free spirit, and you also look beautiful. Mar 12, 2016, 8:09 PM I am a free spirit.. But I'm not free Mar 12, 2016, 9:10 PM Are we talking not free as in metaphorically chained down by social/economic/emotional bonds. Or more like you're with someone and your not available? More like I'm an escort lol
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    Text - 9:04 PM 49% Messages About Hi, I like your watch. What make is it? 41 mins ago You look like shrek 38 mins ago On a quest looking for princess fiona 29 mins ago Good luck 25 mins ago You will need it 25 mins ago Thanks donkey 21 mins ago Send a message
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    Text - 99%11:26 PM Gracie Messages About I was going to try an imitate a dolphin noise but had no idea where to start 40 mins ago Well fuck now I've gotta know Gracie 30 mins ago eeeeeelllllIYEYEYEYEYEYEY E 14 mins ago Gracie 12 mins ago You read that and thought "this person is now deserving of my number."? 8 mins ago GIF Send a message...
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    Text - Verizon 11:25 AM 43% Ashley Jun 19, 2015, 10:53 AM Is that Ryan in your picture? It is. How do you know him? Jun 19, 2015, 11:18 AM He took a shit in my car Message Send
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