Nice Healthy Portion Of Forty-Four Memes

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Dec 12, 2019 4:08 AM EST

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  • 01
    Yoda - Me waiting for the waiter to finish his speech so I can order chicken tendies like always
    via Meme Dump; Slight nurse humor
  • 02
    Text - My family asked me what I was planning for Thanksgiving. Apparently, "Having 4 margaritas before you get here" wasn't the answer they were looking for.
    via Meme Dump; Slight nurse humor
  • 03
    Stuffed toy - when the only thing you explore is the refrigerator HECHD EN CIONEL
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  • 04
    Text - When no one in your family will take Breakfast Thanksgiving Tequila Shots with you IG @HOEGIVESNOFUCKS Well, happy Turkey Day . Sorry your party's so lame.
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  • 05
    Photo caption - I DON'T ALWAYS RIDE MY SLED, BUT WHEN I DO.. Northwoods Snowmonirng Fngebook IRIDE LIKE A BADASS FOR THE FIRST COUPLE OF MILES, THEN I SIT MY OLD ASS DOWN TO CATCH MY. BREATH. FOLLOWED BY TAKING ENOUGH PAIN KILLERS TO NUMB A HORSE THE NEXT MORNING
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  • 06
    Photo caption - Me looking at my dad after stepping on literally every stick on the way to the tree stand @Larith Potterfield HOTHANDS HAND WARMERS Chocolate Cupcakes
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  • 07
    Poster - STEPHEN KING'S TIT The Master of Horror unleashes everything you were ever afraid of. DVD
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  • 08
    Drunken chicken - Masterchef judges be like: you have one minute remaining One minute later:
    via Reddit
  • 09
    Text - Yall might not remember but Winnie the Pooh kept a strap at all times Freak Judah. @Resurrected_don Pooh bounced out wit the du rag and the toolie...
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  • 10
    Gun - What is the smallest caliber you trust to protect yourself? The Beretta Jetfire: MASE I remember one time while hiking with my girlfriend in northern Alberta and out of nowhere came this huge brown bear charging us and was she mad. We must have been near one of her cubs. Anyway, if I had not had my little Jetfire I would not be here today. Just one shot to my girlfriend's knee cap was all it took.... . the bear got her and I was able to escape by just walking at a brisk pace. It's one of t
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  • 11
    Domestic pig - Me: Wow, I actually feel cute today. Target Self-Checkout Camera: You look like this
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  • 12
    Product - Let me in! Why? So I can save you. From what? From what I'm going to do to you if you don't let me in.
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  • 13
    Fictional character - When you take her pants off and discover the number of penises in the room is twice what you thought it was Interesting
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  • 14
    Text - Dani Fernandez @msdanifernandez 911 what's your emergency? I FARTED ON THE FIRST DATE. Ma'am we don't-- IT SOUNDED LIKE A BALLOON ANIMAL ASKING A QUESTION 5/28/13, 4:16 PM 6,246 RETWEETS 11.1K LIKES
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  • 15
    Text - My mom: why don't you ever hang out with the neighbor's kid? The neighbor's kid: @shitheadsteve ESPONGE
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  • 16
    Text - [on a romantic dinner date] girlfriend: *takes some of my fries* me: *quietly puts engagement ring back into my pocket*
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  • 17
    Cartoon - "FEELINGS"!! Like, go to So we were Sexting and, he DARES to say the "f-word" your other hoes if you want those! |one of therandomninjakitty // @randomninjakitty
    via Meme Dump; Slight nurse humor
  • 18
    Text - KD @ky_denzz my 93 y/o resident had me watering her flowers for well over 20 minutes because they had to be perfect. she then told me to look at them really closely and tell me if i noticed anything. they were fake, literally not real at all. then she said april fools go get me a coffee. Lmao
    via Reddit
  • 19
    Child - WHEN U REALIZE U OVER DID IT ON THE HOLIDAYS
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  • 20
    Face - me in nursing school excited to the NICU see some cute NICU babies babies @codebluememes
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  • 21
    Text - just-shower-thoughts Because there are always pregnant people, the average number of skeletons in a body is higher than one pseudinymous I never needed to think about this, but now l'm reblogging it and all of you can suffer as well. 54,656 notes
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  • 22
    Cartoon - This old 7-UP advertisement says it all It's amazing what you can do with just two fingers and a thumb! And boy oh boy you sure can work up a thirst! 7UP
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  • 23
    Text - Elena Lifewaster Jr. @eluna333 The worst thing about depression is that knowing 150 years ago my treatment would have been vibrators and heroin. 5:41 PM · 21 Aug 18
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  • 24
    WHERE THE FU IS MY SLAYER?? memegenerator.net
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  • 25
    Cat - that wasn't very cash money of you
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  • 26
    Cartoon - Teachers when your phone goes off Teachers when their own phone goes off
    via Reddit
  • 27
    Cartoon - when your parents ask you why you're still single You gave me tho ugly!
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  • 28
    Text - [Pitching a movie idea to Walt Disney] "Alright so there's an adorable little deer." Walt Disney: u/mixodes Kill his mom
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  • 29
    Text - Marked Safe From Joe Bidens Physical Fitness Challenge Today
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  • 30
    Nose - YouTube rewind was half decent this yea- Shhhhhh Be quiet... Just dislike it
    via Reddit
  • 31
    Photo caption - When people bitch about low wages and health insurance AWW, DID SOMEONE NOT LEARN A MARKETABLE SKILL?
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  • 32
    Text - Me waiting on mom to get narcanned so we can still make it to Chuck E Cheese
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  • 33
    Games - WHEN THE DOCTOR IS NEW AT PUTTING IN ART LINES. allnurses.coE
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  • 34
    Technology - Anaesthetists after first 10 mins of surgery @medicalwastebin
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  • 35
    Facial expression - What look like reviewing bipap settings What's really happening made with mematic
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  • 36
    Photo caption - My patient walking out to the nurses station to tell me they've Our their pulled foley ODOYLEJUULS
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  • 37
    Text - @coolauntV me: *kicking stirrups* go on now git gynecologist: stop that
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  • 38
    Bicycle - Surgeons be like F#&king Anesthesia
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  • 39
    Tent - What a great idea. And you can keep the trucks running for warmth.
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  • 40
    People - You were supposed to be Surprise b golfing!
    via Cheezburger
  • 41
    Text - trick or yeet @sarahndipity18 no one: married girls on insta: being in love is the HARDEST thing ever but so WORTH IT we fight NONSTOP but we love like CRAZY I fuig HATE my husband but that's just part of being in LOVE true love is DIRTY & HARD but so REWARDING I LOVE doing his LAUNDRY & wiping his ASS 6:43 p.m. · 06 Oct. 19 · Twitter for iPhone
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  • 42
    Human - When my mans asks me what I want to eat like l'm supposed to fu know
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  • 43
    Text - hallie @halgal420 No one: Back of an organic snack label: We love what we do. We are a family. I knew when my kid started shitimg blood in 2008 we needed to create the best organic GMO free pretzel wedges you've ever tasted. So that's what we did. For you. Eat with a smile please!
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  • 44
    Text - Me as a wife 2:16 PM You did not. Messages (6) Lexat Details clarke he is SO fluffty clarke.pls don't be mad they asked and he was so cute I just What did you do? as i know you do not own a gun, we are going dog shopping and then bringing fish home :) so.you know how I was supposed to take Daveed and Angelika to get a pet fish Yes I canriot believe you let our children name I swear to God, if you bring home anything other than an aquatic animal, I'm going to shoot you their first dog Fish
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