Twenty White People Tweets From June 2018

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FightMilk22
Dec 13, 2019 2:08 AM EST

Some of these aged well.

Some of these did not.

Here are Forty-Four more White people tweets and we can only imagine how these will be looked back in a few years.


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  • 01
    Text - Jamie @spacej_me A guy just tried to MANSPLAIN to me what a sawhorse is but I SHUT HIM DOWN bc l am WELL AWARE that it's the past tense of seahorse, THANKS
    via Small white people twitter dump
  • 02
    Text - Colten Harris @HarrisColten If you sleep till noon you only have to pay for 2 meals instead of 3
    via Small white people twitter dump
  • 03
    Font - is a jerk lol this is the sign daimen was holding when I got off the plane SHO tost eve OME IPERMAN WELCOME HOME FROM PRISON MOM
    via Small white people twitter dump
  • 04
    Text - HASHLANTA #FREENASTY @sirHASHington I trust Chick-fil-A so much that I don't even check my bag and if they get my order wrong I just assume they know what's best for me. 6/8/18, 10:35 AM
    via Small white people twitter dump
  • 05
    Text - Jon Lovett O @jonlovett Half of all boxing photos look like gay weddings ->
    via Small white people twitter dump
  • 06
    Text - Stock Photo Baby @stockphotobaby Clearly there's some critical backstory to the phrase "when the shit hits the fan" that I've been missing, because that's way too specific to not be based on a real event. 5/16/18, 1:05 AM
    via Small white people twitter dump
  • 07
    Text - Michael @Home_Halfway Damn girl are you a kids movie from my generation because you're fun and cute but also horrifying in many ways I didn't originally realize. 09/12/2015, 16:08 3,322 Retweets 7,185 Likes <>
    via Small white people twitter dump
  • 08
    Text - RyansAverageLife @RyanAbe february 22nd 2022 (2/22/22) falls on a tuesday so we will be able to call it 2's day which is really keeping me going man
    via Small white people twitter dump
  • 09
    Text - Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09 My wife bought off-brand Pop-Tarts. Sometimes I think she's acting out on purpose. Don't know why she's trying to drive me away but I'm not going to budge. I'll love her through this. This is the raw and often ugly side of marriage people don't want to talk about. 4/24/18, 9:01 AM @americanaf Pop. Pop-Tarts @PopTartsUS tarts Some marriages aren't worth saving
    via Small white people twitter dump
  • 10
    Text - Talk To The Hatter @Talk_To_The_Hat I got carded at the liquor store. While getting my ID out my Blockbuster card fell out. He laughed and said "Never mind." 6/10/18, 9:10 PM
    via Small white people twitter dump
  • 11
    Text - thomas @Barknado69 Me: can I get a Coke IHOB Waiter: is bepsi okay 6/12/18, 10:58 AM 1,493 Retweets 8,240 Likes
    via Small white people twitter dump
  • 12
    Text - Dan White @atdanwhite Tip for my iPhone friends- if you think you may be addicted to social media (like me), you can go into your settings and see just how much battery (and time!) you're draining on your social media apps. Beware, it ain't pretty! ll Verizon C* 95% 12:48 PM Last 7 Days Last 24 Hours ( Settings Battery Olive Garden 79% BATTERY USAGE sopluob Facebook 5% Last 24 Hours Last 7 Days 3% Instagram Olive Garden 93% Ganden Gmail 3% Facebook 2% Background Activity Twitter 1% Instag
    via Small white people twitter dump
  • 13
    Flag Day (USA) - Mike Scollins @mikescollins When you're almost done picking teams in gym class. HOUR 6/11/18, 9:44 PM
    via Small white people twitter dump
  • 14
    Text - skye amber @_skyeamber my ex boyfriend called me a house cat. he said, "you nap a lot, you disappear for a few hours & nobody knows wtf you do, you come back around and ask for attention then you push people away and nap again" the accuracy though 6/10/18, 2:52 PM
    via Small white people twitter dump
  • 15
    Text - George Hartmann @ghartmann40 Told my gf that my mom is hard of hearing, so she would have to talk slow and loud. Then told mom that my gf is a bit retarded (3) RETWEETS GILLADE 7:17 AM - 16 Apr 2016
    via Small white people twitter dump
  • 16
    Text - Ryan @Integrity_Guy Smoking weed in high school: dude u ever wonder how helicopters like even work? lol Smoking weed now: I can't fucking believe I still don't know how helicopters work. I'm such a piece of shit. 6/11/18, 9:26 AM 4,589 Retweets 45.7K Likes 27
    via Small white people twitter dump
  • 17
    Text - Paul Johnson @daresaypj Bitch i am SCREAMING IPAS are just Pumpkin Spice Lattes for white men
    via Small white people twitter dump
  • 18
    Text - ShadyTM @6illeh According to Kanye, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches & according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, this means that one good girl is worth $8.33 1 good girl 1000 bitches %3D $0.10 12 bitches %3D = $0.0083 1 bitches 1000 bitches x $0.0083 1/bitches 1 good girl = $8.33 1 good girl = 6:20 AM · 09 Jun 18 2,857 Retweets 6,214 Likes
    via Small white people twitter dump
  • 19
    Text - m. diane @CULTMOTHER told my boyfriend I was going to start my period and he said, "AGAIN??" it's like, you know what, you're right, l'm cancelling my subscription.
    via Small white people twitter dump
  • 20
    Text - Matt Crowley @MatthewPCrowley We take it for granted today, but a single Dorito has more extreme nacho flavor than a peasant in the 1400s would get in his whole lifetime. 7/14/15, 3:06 PM
    via Small white people twitter dump

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