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    Text - This is why font selection is so important Freshly cooked pizzas cicklovers COMPUTER SPECIALISTS Qunt bi Special Cunt 10 FICKERING LIGHT FOR A
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    Vehicle - Kohls does what? MIDTOWNE PARK KOHL'S STAPLES DICK'S SPORTING GOODS 880 7FP
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    Text - timetravelonion I dont know what to say. I'm at a , words for 64,605 notes
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    Text - accio-shitpost Follow so what did muggles think was happening during the voldemort wars? i mean surely they had to have seen some of it, they can't just write it off as you know what i just remembered that we had killer clown sightings all over last year and our reaction was 'huh that's weird/creepy anyway let's not wonder about that any more' #Harry Potter series #Shitp #Lord Voldemort 17,203 notes
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    Text - Professor Snape Following @_Snape_ Harry Potter Literally any spell Expelliarmus 11:18 AM - 7 Jan 2019 1,580 Retweets 7,783 Likes t7 1.6K 40 7.8K
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    Text - hollyblueagate my favorite era in history is the one where people discovered you could make cartoons out of typography and newspapers would run articles that were just like "today dennis the intern figured out how to draw a dog with the typewriter so here it is" hollyblueagate THE 0-0–0 MAN. W. M. P. gave us the other day wholly of X's. sents the 0-0-0 man: typograph drawing made Today he pre- spooky-pumpkin-dog ifunny.co
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    Comics - We Said not OH HARRY) I MISSED You So MUCH! PFEUH! CALM DOWN SIRIUS On the mouth! ןן) SIRIUS! HAt HHH SIURP OUEF ©Sarah Dunlavey Harry! So glad to see you! Professor Lupin! Finally I node that you're SNN doing well! Someone IIF decent!
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    Text - arcticfoxbear Humans Are Weird So there has been a bit of "what if humans were the weird ones?" going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather? What if seve
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    Text - accio-shitpost Follow harry: if wizards won't call voldemort by his name i've thought up a few alternatives harry: voldy harry: voldefart harry: voldesnort harry: voldickmort harry: the noseless wonder harry: tiny tom harry: steve #Harry Potter character #Lord Voldemort 1,514 notes
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    Text - A thebestoftumbling aimbir. S sarahthephoenix just-shower-thoughts Based on genital structure men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants. scribblerextraordinaire The Scots were right all along zebcuson The Scots did it to hide more knives on their bodies. sarahthephoenix the Scots were right all along Bron: just-shower-thoughts 250,134 notities
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    Cartoon - E AT I should have made my meaning plainer. He has achieved high marks in all Defence Against the Dark Arts tests set ha ofleamontpotte COMPETENT '- TEACHER
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    Text - drunkharrypottertheories Follow JK Rowling has recently revealed that after the battle of Hogwarts, Neville's patronus changed. His patronus is now himself shirtless. #neville longbottom #harry potter #hp the 1 52 notes
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    Comics - Hey gaaal ! My Mcgona gaaal! Let's hands I got my Say on a Certain memory... Of a certain professor Sprout You Know my pensieve? Albus I'm busy. Well. OF a Yeah Alovs, I know Certain 1989 Christmas party Bloody hell! Didnt know she was that flexible! A hahahah! Brilliant. eG O Sarah Dunlavey
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    Cartoon - Ok ok Calm down girls, I'm going to take Care of- We Can't stop it! We tried! Prefessor! There's a Boggart after It keeps v s!! Changing into Our worst fears! VS MAH! AAA OSanah Dunlavey GHAA! 202 :SWAP:
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    Text - Professor Snape Following @_Snape_ Movie Dumbledore calmly HARRY! DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE 12:13 PM - 8 Jan 2019 1,138 Retweets 5,021 Likes t7 1.1K 5.0K 31
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    Furniture - Harry Chances to kill him Voldemort Chances to kill'him Harry Voldemort
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    Cartoon - HEy, Voloy! DO you WANNA COME WITH US TO WATCH HARRY Potter AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART2 IN 3D?! SURE! I'D LOVE to SEE HARRY's DEATH iN 3D! I'm so EXCITED! I'VE NEVER WATCHED A 3D MOVIE BEFORB! IM GONNA PUT My 3D GLASSES ON AND GET READY FOR ACTION!
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    Face - When I see someone reading Harry Potter:
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    Standing - PRONGS, WHEN I SAID "I LIKE YOUR JOKES ON MY LYCANTHROPY" THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT LITTLE FURRY PROBLEM Jou o17
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    Facial hair - YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY I'M A WHAT?
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    Photo caption - Jessie Seaborn y Follow @Jessica_Seaborn Boy spends 7 years being a third wheel #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/W9G4hYcyln
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    Text - will ent baby doll @666noraine butt chin appreciation post WI DENT HENNY @hennaahmedx The shadow looks like hagrid trying to chat up madam maxim
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    Adaptation - When you use the flower filter to look innocent but you're still a venomous bitch
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    Text - catchymemes OLD COOTS GIVING ADVICE APUTO'S Its probably bad advice, but its free: REGIONAL ITALIAN FHEAN FA AN EL xubbs Me offering advice to my younger followers Source: catchymemes
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    Text - When he stops cuddling u & sleeps facing the other way
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    Movie - AWARD AWARDS miai ET ARD Drive one ami, BOYS HAVE SWAG 780 MEN HAVE STYLE GENTLEMEN HAVE CLAS AN APACHE HELICOPTER HAS MACHINE GUNS AND MISSILES. IT IS AN UNBELIEVABLY IMPRESSIVE COMPLEMENT OF WEAPONRY, AN ABSOLUTE DEATH MACHINE. mgilip com
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    Text - A 2012 excavation in Turkey revealed a 2,000-year-old mosaic that features a super-chill skeleton reclining next to some wine, bread, and the inscription 'Be cheerful, live your life." EYÖLEYNOD This is my favourite ancient meme ever and I've been dying (haha) for merch of it for ages, but luckily I am an artist with the power to make my dreams come true. Be cheerful and live well with this delightful skeleton reminding you of the transience of life, in apparel, or homeware, anywhere! fri
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    Text - JALKO hot-jello me during reasonable hours of the day: i never want to do anything in my life Ever me at 3 am: I Have To Learn How To Play The Piano Immediately Source: hot-jello 41,219 notes
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    Text - prokopetz Reasons why Dungeons & Dragons is the miniature golf of tabletop RPGS: A connected series of set-piece challenges, each revolving around a particular gimmick Ideal group size is exactly four Caters both to players who like to carefully analyse all the angles and players who just want to hit things with sticks Long, narrow, trap-filled corridors with a prize at the end Reasonably straightforward to play, but requires a great deal of specialised setup by the person hosting Unusual
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    Font - * * 1 28% 8:26 PM ebay Top posts #benchmade Follow edc_eire • Follow Dublin, Ireland ALWAYS CARRY AKNIFE WITH YOU JUST IN CASE THERE'S CHEESECAKE, OR YOU MEET SOMEONE WHO NEEDS TO BE STABBED imgflip.com (0 +,
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    Wildlife - To catch the squirrel, the squirrel one must become
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    Text - pukicho 5 hungwy Follow youreadaisyifyoudo not to be epic but i am going to kill you with a rock nintendoesnt cain said this to abel 87,042 notes
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    Text - URY VEGET FIBF NCE THE THE HISTORY AND SOCIAL INFLUENCE MAN OF THE POTATO REDCLIFFE SALAMAN KIRE
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    Text - tockthewatchdog i'm mysterious but not on purpose. i'm just trying to leave wherever i am at all times and that makes me seem mysterious when it's actually the behavior of like. a dumb bird
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    Text - .if I really put in the effort and time towards my goals. I could probably achieve anything... NNNNE seebangnow
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    Text - scotchjolras The bees and wasps now recognise me as the person who gives them water. Which sounds cool but it means everytimeI go outside they harass me until I fill up the waterer. On the bright side, I no longer have to fear wasps as they just buzz around me non-threateningly now. theropodtheroblogs You are their water deity now thefingerfuckingfemalefury "THE WATER BRINGER HAS ARRIVED" "ALL HAIL! ALL HAIL!" bogleech Not enough people know that social bees and wasps can learn to recogni
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    Face - Peter Atencio @Atencio Just got in trouble at this dinner cuz I called my son “Art Garfunkel-lookin' ass" but I mean COME ON. 2:53 PM · 28 Dec 18 · Twitter for iPhone 7,672 Retweets 65.6K Likes @Atencio · 4h Peter Atencio Okay..now I'm in trouble for an entirely different reason... 27 12 490
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    Text - aaaaa42 will olaf and minions ever end. will i be forced to live the rest of my life occasionally seeing olaf and minions athenavine Said the Baudelaire children. 1: ewanenoellav 반응 283,794개
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    Floor - So our local children's hospital re- cently redecorated, but I'm not to0 sure they really thought things out
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    Text - accio-shitpost Follow neville, book one: um...maybe...don't do a sneak out? neville, book seven: i'll kick your ass, i'll kick my ass. i#ll kick your nan's ass. i’ll kick anyone's ass. i'll kick this snake's ass. #Neville Longbottom #Harry Potter series 6,967 notes
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    Text - the-money-dog Your D&D class based off of your Hogwarts house Ravenclaw: Wizard Gryffindor: Wizard Hufflepuff: Wizard Slytherin: Wizard Source: the-money-dog 13,065 notes
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    Text - pukicho S pukicho Sometimes people need to shut the fuck up and then sleep pukicho Sometimes it's me #when'd this get more than 2k notes Source: pukicho 10,013 notes
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    Text - bluehawk54 E bluehawk54 tumblr Follow New changes coming2 D Inbox × Marketplace.tf <news@marketplace.tf> Unsubscribe to me - Marketplace.tf New changes coming3 Hey Video Games, You big gayl Video Games Support | Unsubscribe O bluehawk54 This is the best email l've gotten all year A bluehawk54 Holy fuck I'm dying Marketplace.tf Well, that was a mistake Hey Video Games, You may have recently received an email from us containing an inappropriate and meaningless message. This was intended to
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    Cat - Baby in public transport : *exists* Me :
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    Text - prideprejudce me to my cat: pleas stpo pushn every goddamnd thing off my desk im beggin pleas my cat: common sad girl @sadgirlkms who am i to deny myself every single desire that crosses my pea brain 12/20/18, 10:07 AM Source: prideprejudce 31,502 notes
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    Text - ad-luna-et-rursus human brain: you don't need anymore dice goblin brain: nnnngggg,,, plastic gems shinie,, prety,,,, make the clik-clak sound Source: ad-luna-et-rursus 26,100 notes
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    Text - a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened. a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child's hand. a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, "Don't you FUCKING d
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    Text - regular gem A @Choplogik these kids today are so coddled & soft. When WE were young we never discussed our "feelings" and WE turned out weirdly manipulative, short-tempered & resistant to self-examination
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    Text - t stoleitfromtumblr beardyboywonder every gamer's reaction upon finding a blood- covered room: well that's not good honeystopthecar I am pretty sure that is not exclusive just to gamers.
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    Text - Dami Lee O @dami_lee "Rami Malek always looks like he's trying to eat chips as quietly as possible" 0ET MOt
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    Text - thefemaleofspecies Facebook ads : Here is an advertisement about 15% sale on fancy boots which ou were JUST thinking of buying yesterday and HERE is an advertisement about fancy curtains bc you were talking to your friend on your phone about you you need to replace your old ones :) Tumblr Ads : INVEST TODAY IN IGLOOS IN ANTRACTICA AND GET A PARKA FREE !! THESE Slugs ARE for you! Buy them !! AMAZING ideas about things you can do with your old contact lenses after retirement !! Do you have
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    Text - 129 ways to get a husband Continued from page 29 27 Get a part-time job in a convention bureau. 28 Change apartments from time to time. 29 When traveling, stay at small ho- tels where it is easier to meet strangers. 14 Be nice to everybody-they may have an eligible brother or son. 15 Get a government job overseas. 16 Volunteer for jury duty. 17 Be friendly to ugly men-hand- 30 Learn to paint. Set up easel out- side engineering school. HOW TO LET HIM KNOW YOU'RE THERE 31 Stumble when you w
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    Media - gilasaurus friend: wow you're such a kind person! me: BEER JANESE AUOMOV That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about myself to dispute it.
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    Cat - stellmon @stellmoney my apartment's pest control guy always refers to Richie (my cat) as a "fellow industry professional" Best man on the job.
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    Text - frum CONC PAC Dorite NSATI kan Peppers Cr La SWEET CHILL PEPPER FLAVOU Dorites Lay- BUGLE rika shy Cheese Onlon lays IONS laturel Thai SENSATIONS Thai Sweet Chilli vloggmusprime Her name is cheese onion rocketmermaid And she just Lays there all day.
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    Cartoon - Hehehe nobody can stop me from eating my breakfast in bed! @Inourface Cake Some dumb bitch put crumbs in my bed...
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    Cartoon - AS AN OPTIMIST, I SEE THIS GLASS AS HALF F- DINK GOD, WHY AM I SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT?! @MrLovenstein • MRLOVENSTEIN.COM THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO DUNCAN LATHLIN
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    Text - Dumbledore, died at age 115 Horcruxes made: 0 Voldemort, died at age 71 Horcruxes made: 7 Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, lunalovegoodjunior this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am roaringstream He tried to use an advanced death magic spell to kill a baby. He literally doe
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    Text - avantgardejazz what did frosty the snowman do other than come to life, do a little dance, then die sexhaver isn't that all anyone ever does, really Source: avantgardejazz 4,881 notes
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    Text - rhiannonmcgavin yes i am a triple threat!! spilling drinks, screaming, and shedding long strands of hair everywhere 251,125 notes
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    Sheet music - gradually becomes a disaster elfoftheforest: | my life Photos Source: elfoftheforest
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    Text - inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant Inventor: so a flying balloon Me: i'm with you Inventor: big flame over your head Me: sounds good Inventor: no steering Me: excellent Inventor: *snorting coke* and you're in a wicker basket Me: i'm in
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    Photo caption - CON CON CON UNAL "This man is BORN to be Iron Man. He looks exactly like what I had in mind. when I created Tony Stark... notjustanoxymoron consultingsuperhusbands | I am crying violently. God, RDJ just looks like a little child, when they're being hugged by their father. 118,800 notes
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    Motor vehicle - "You're going to be living in a van, down by the river!" Millennials "What kinda van are we talking about"
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    Arm - MEOW! I JUST FED YOU! MEEEOW! THERE STILL FOOD IN YOUR FUCKING BOWL! MEOW VOMITS ON A PILLOW muno
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    Text - I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.
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    Text - shady-mami-is-shady: friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: I KNEW IT. I TOLD the neighbors NOT to chant from the Necronomicon. Do not raise up what you cannot put down! Ah, so that's where my book went...
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    Facial expression - Not all Australian animals will kill you. Don't get me wrong...he wants to. He just can't.
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    Transport - WHAT ARE THE ODDS. CONTROL GROUND CONTROL MWOR TOM'S FAMILY OWNED & OPERATED LANDUCAPING DEGIGN.Ine 561-963-7548 GRO AIR REPAIR 561.8603670 MajorTomsAir.com 6MSENTAL
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    Player - Ted Flanagan @Glanfordparker Breaking down barriers. The 'traditionalists' may not like it but this assistant referee got every call right today. Ultimately it's about whether you can do the job - it shouldn't make a difference if someone is ginger AMS AMS STAND AMS PAVICION BRITCON BRITCON SCNT TITRY 2 opo wiAO PROUD TOE POWER Tiraioo RAI utilite
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    Text - Language M. Why English is p. so hard to learn SO 11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid in his hospital bed. 12. There was a row among the oarsmen about who would row. 13. They were too close to the door IBİ Marlene Davis YOU think English is easy? Check out the following. to close it. 14. The buck does funny things when the does (females) are present. 15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 17. The win
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    Publication - unex Breathe Better Sleep Better Better steep Better 218-7722 ISLR 2 743245169 DEDRICKS $13.47J eathe Breathe Right Right nasal strips 6hkie EXTRA E21-4202 nasal strips 741125581 CLEAR Sensitive Skin EOUE 50% Stronger To Help You Breathe Even Better Opens Your Nose To Relieve Nasal Congestion 10 STRFA facebook.com/FunSubstance 30 SMIMED STRIPS It's like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he's just forever alone with his extra- strength Breathe Right strips maybe
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    Cartoon - Real men don't hit you up late at night demanding photos of your naked body. Real men hit their desks with closed fists demanding photos of Spiderman.
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    Text - Rebecca Caprara @RebeccaCaprara 2yo referred to her coat pockets as "snack holes" and this is what I shall forever call them 2/23/18, 2:03 PM
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    Text - 22 year old me after a night of drinking: "I hope I didn't do anything stupid." 29 year old me: "I hope I didn't agree to go on a hike."

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