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    Text - homo-sex-shoe-whale I hate it when I say "suck my dick" and people say "oH but yOu DoN't hAvE a DiCk" you fools. Blithering idiots. I mean my soul dick. My metaphorical penis. I don't have a physical penis protruding from my body but the aura is there. Suck my spirit dick, peasant. not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea this has big *spirit* dick energy
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    Text - Rachel Ebel @RachelEbelPhoto Doing that one Girl Thing by trying to lose like six pounds before my next trip but also doing the Girl Thing where I eat @tacobell with reckless abandon at 10:00 at night. 10:27 PM · 3/9/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - nippleless @nippleless8 Was driving down the street when I sneezed into my elbow/forearm and a group of teens on the sidewalk yelled "Ayyeeeee" they think I dabbed and I think l'm in a gang now 12:26 PM · 3/9/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Cartoon - show Every time you your mom pokémon Meme Moms Various Pokémon Are these Pikachus?
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    Text - valeria2067 Theologians: Animals can't sin, because they cannot comprehend right vs. wrong in a meaningful way. Me, a Cat Owner: Yeah, Bullshit. Source: reddit.com
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    Text - TJ Punch @tj_punch My 5 yr old this morning: "Daddy I know how to light a match." In the writing business we call that foreshadowing.
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    Text - lily @LilyArnpriester I hate it when random men try to talk to me. I don't care if you want me to know "how fast I was going" or need my "license and registration" get lost, sicko! 7:32 · 20 Dec 18 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Cartoon - Love is an empty emotion in this black hole we call life. Timmy, this isno time to recite my wedding vows.
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    Text - When you rarely wear makeup.... and suddenly there's an event where you need to wear some and you just end up like: I'malady.
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    Photo caption - torracat LET ME INNNNNN!!! [adult swim) GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE! both of these are how ur cat feels about being in ur bedroom Source: torracat #reblogs 69,511 notes
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    T-shirt - Nobody: Cats at 2am: NC I'm fast. I'm very fast.
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    Product - yara @istanAristotle Never related to something so much. PRO DUCTIVITY CRASTINATE
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    Text - danielle weisberg @danielleweisber I'm an AMERICANI bleed RED WHITE and BLUE because something is WRONG with me but I can't afford the COPAY to see my DOCTOR
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    Text - keith @KeetPotato wife: "when i said bring me something back from the beach i meant a conch shell" me: [struggling to hold a seagull] "fkn say that then!" 2:52 PM · 18 Oct 17
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    Text - Kacie @KacieRaulerson My bf was slow cooking ribs and I guess they were done in the middle of the night. So this man wakes me up at 3 AM and goes "here babe, I brought you a rib." So we sat in bed and ate ribs. I've found my soulmate.
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    Facial expression - I don't vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord's name! NEW OFFIC NEW OFFICE NEXT That's Republican, we count those.
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    Text - me, who clearly doesn't know the lyrics to Footloose: FOOTLOOSE PET GOOSE PICKED A FIGHT WITH A MOOSE CHEESE STIFF BREEZE WATCH OUT, THERE ARE TEN BEES
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    Text - IG: Brettschelling @Trapolah I work at a pre-school and today one of the little girls just randomly let out this really loud sigh and said "ugh I'm just so tired I only had one nap today" ok mood Imaoooo
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    People - Jess Dweck @TheDweck "What do we want?" "Our kids to die!" "When do we want it?" "Unexpectedly, from a preventable 19th-century steamship disease!" @CBSNews CBS News Hundreds rally to preserve right not to vaccinate children amid measles outbreak cbsn.ws/213F2)1 SEPARATE PHARMA STATE НВ %38 CINE WHER
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    Text - Alec @alecrl Today I had 800 mg of caffeine, exercised for 2 hours, ate literally 80 pizza rolls, and did a facemask. The line between self care and self destruction is a fine one but god do I walk it hard brother
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    Text - bee @crockishima some of y'all never had to be the "good child" in hopes of lessening your parents problems which ultimately lead to buried feelings, inability to express emotions, wanting to please everyone, inability to handle the tiniest bit of confrontation and criticism,and it really shows.
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    Face - guys i just learned that the "adam." and the "welcome to chilis" guy are not the same person, but twins. the more ya know ok 12/8/17, 9:45 PM snaacks wait Source: snaacks #????? 64,812 notes
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    Text - hilaray of hope @hilary_ann_ I don't like it when restaurant servers ask "So what are you guys doing tonight?" because it makes me feel lame. THIS is what we're doing, Kevin. Eating at Chili's IS the event.
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    Text - Tweet jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr not to sound politically unaware but did you guys know Fox News has absolutely no news about foxes 4:47 PM · 9/29/18 · Twitter for iPhone 10.1K Retweets 61.4K Likes
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    Text - Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams ME: Honey, I bought a Pet Rock WIFE: A WHAT? ME: Shhh, you'll make him nervous DWAYNE JOHNSON: *already peeing all over the carpet*
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    Text - sarah schauer MEMEBOX.LOL @SJSchauer *first date* Guy: I like a girl who's good with money Me: the city will bury you for FREE if they can't identify your body
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    Text - andrew O @AndrewChamings make parties more interesting by telling strangers "I want you to know that I personally have no problem with you being here"
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    Text - beholdmybloginator i'm like heinz doofenshmirtz because i, too, like being petty, singing off-key, and over- sharing my deepest traumas for no discernible reason tajkajerso I also think of myself as evil but am at best a minor inconvenience.
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    Text - shinsei @nise_shi a while back i started saying "bro" as a joke to poke fun at people who say "bro" but at some point the irony was lost and now I'm just a person who says "bro" and I cant stop. this is the lowest point of my life so far
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    Text - So today as a prank I made a sheet music print out of Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball but replaced the name with "Christmas Time Meditation" and deleted the words and I'm going to put it in the with church music and see if the pianist notices. He noticed and I can now add "Yelled at by two priests at once" to my list of accomplishments
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    Text - I like to play this game called nap roulette. It's where I take a nap but don't set an alarm. Will it be a 30 min nap? Will it be a 4 hour nap? Will I wake up tomorrow? Nobody knows. But it's risky. And I like it
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    Text - klefable what happens to all your teen angst when you're 20.. like where does it go anabundanceofstilinskis they diagnose it as anxiety Source: klefable 483,056 notes
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    Text - The Hype @TheHyyyype [first day as a mechanic] customer: cani get a quote? me: give me liberty or give me death customer: i meant for the truck me: oh sorry...autobots, roll out
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    Text - Josie * @JosieCarnett Some of y'all didn't grow up with an older brother who would WWE choke slam you onto your couch because he felt like it and it shows
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    Text - Shantira Jackson @tira_son Person: Would you like to eat 6 string cheeses in a row? Me: Naw. Person: We deep fried em and there will be tomato sauce. Me: Oh, ok, yes. 4/18/17, 10:46 PM
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    Product - Dr: do you have kids? Me: yes, I have 3 kids Dr: do you drink? Me: yes, I have 3 kids
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    Text - Matt Okine @mattokine I find old cables in my house that I know I should throw out but then I'm like 'nah I better keep that just incase someone comes round with a nokia n95 and needs to connect it to a fax machine'.
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    Text - Shayne Topp liked Terry F @daemonic3 · 20h cop: i pulled you over for going 68 in a 55 me: dang, 68? can you make that number a little cooler so i can hear the judge read it out loud haha cop: sure whatever [later in traffic court] judge: how were you going 420 in a 55 27 21.6K 136K 113
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    Text - Von @snarkfriend priest: jesus is god in human form, but he's also the son of god me: oh i get it, it's sort of like how my fursona represents me, but he's also my beloved son priest: what me: jesus is god's humansona
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    Text - dr. pepper mom @tristanadelgay Everyone thinks it's quirky to come from a small town but it just means that you see all of your peers turn into drug addicts and also there's cows.
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    Text - biggest-gaudiest-patronuses Anonymous said Sexy furby werewolves. Discuss. i will not 41 notes
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    Cartoon - Controller: Low battery Me: *keeps playing* Controller: Low battery Me: *keeps playing* Controller: *dies*
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    Text - Leili @mynameisleili lactose intolerant ppl: *ignores lactose intolerance & eats whatever they want* stomach: *hurts* lactose intolerant ppl:
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    Text - If your parents aren't accepting of your identity I'm your mom now. Drink some water. Take your meds. Make sure you eat. I love you.
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    Text - jake @rankin_jake At my funeral | won't need a coffin. I will be cremated from the neck down and head will be on a stick. If you want to my say anything about me you have to hold my head stick
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    Text - urbancatfitters [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault me:
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    Text - jihaad goodreads is wild cause you get lists like this The Most Influential Books in History Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler 3.15 avg rating - 27,789 ratings MEN KAMPF Vote For This Book score: 24,601, and 268 people voted Das Kapital 30 by Karl Marx 3.82 avg rating – 6,745 ratings Vote For This Book score: 24,536, and 274 people voted Harry Potter Series Box Set (Harry Potter, #1-7) by J.K. Rowling 4.74 avg rating – 224,280 ratings Vote For This Book score: 24,509, and 261 people voted jihaad
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    Face - There's only onething I ANNIDA hate more than lying. Skim milk. VaINN Which is water. That's lying about being milk. INIBA
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    Text - Richard Dawkins @RichardDaw... @pknocker40 If you were blocked, it must have been a mistake.,sorry. 5d LIGON Unblocked now. pknocker40 @pknocker40 @RichardDawkins Thanks, RD. Since I've got you, do you care to answer the question I posed? 5d Richard Dawkins @RichardDaw... 5d @pknocker40 Please repeat your question pknocker40 @pknocker40 @RichardDawkins Would you touch a poop for $20? 5d Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins RELIGION @pknocker40 Oh yes I did block you for that, and I now do so a
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    Hair - Well behaved bottoms rarely make history.
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    Cool - scene problems #19 When u fry Nheve friends but noge o therm as andom as u scenebeanproblems
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    Technology - Weon Culiao 2 hrs A Why can't I die? Like Comment Share
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    Text - Mike Crotch Try a metal fork Like · Reply 1 hr Weon Culiao oh look at me the millionaire that can afford metal cutlery Unlike Reply O4 1 hr Write a comment...
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    Text - Unever thought l'd grow upto be an AIRPORT and yet, here I am with all this BAGGAGE and no one will claim it O
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    Iguana - when ur listening to music with earbuds and the artist's voice goes from one earbud to the other
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    Volleyball - Upvoting for the shrek you only just Upvoting for booty now noticed
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    Text - (((Bastard Keith))) @BastardKeith Follow Noo000 o00000one STORMS like Gaston Makes cloud forms like Gaston Disrupts meteorological norms like Gaston TROPICAL STORM GASTON WINDS: 50 MPH Atlantic Ocean PRESSURE: 1004 mb Cabo Verde The Weather Channel RETWEETS LIKES 2,828 3,135 2:18 AM - 24 Aug 2016 17 2.8K 3.1K
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    Product - iMessage Today 12:55 PM Grandma, i think i left a bag at your house drgrayfang Finders keepers bitch
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    Orange - chasingwayfinders listen the new screenshot with herc, zeus and hades looks like it could be a meme like look at it marsincharge Mom Little sibling Me, hogging the Xbox
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    Text - Night Vale podcast @NightVal... · 8/1/17 J The stars at night Are indifferent to our plight J *clapclapclapclap* COME TO NIGHT so... um...
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    People - Elijah Wood out here lookin' like a 21 year old art student whom just had her first lesbian experience...
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    Animated cartoon - Ernie, God of Torment, has trapped his friends in four different dimensions, dooming them to a lifetime of isolation and madness
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    Text - Noah Hazel @noahhazel55 STAR Eating raw cookie dough is the best option for college students 1. No cooking time 2. Tastes better than regular cookies 3. You may die 9/19/17, 10:54 AM
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    Text - @realDonald... · 2h Donald J. Trump v TREASON? 27 16.9K 51K 51.4K Miss Alice @alicelarouge Replying to @realDonaldTrump Me when my dog doesn't come when I all her 9/5/18, 7:36 PM
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    Basketball hoop
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    Sitting
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    Skeleton
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    Cartoon - And what does my little girl want?
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    Cartoon - An absence of mood swings and some stability in my life. a m m
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    Text - when are you free Today 8:01 PM im forever imprisoned in my own personal hell so i am never truely "free" but i dont really have plans all next week except for monday
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    Text - r Alex Kain @tdcpresents Follow >Go into an IHOP restroom >Hear the sirens from Silent Hill >Leave the restroom > You are now in a Denny's 5:57 PM - 5 Nov 2018
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    Text - Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird doctor: i'm afraid he may never wake up from his coma my wife: on his will it says he's left all his updog to you doctor: what is updog my wife: i don't know [my body starts convulsing] 11/10/18, 12:15 PM 741 Retweets 4,089 Likes
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    Text - Kate Gray O Follow @hownottodraw you can pants if you want to you can clothe your big behind cus your bum's in pants and if you got pants then it's not laundry time ボクサーショーツッ Safety Pants DRY 10:30 AM - 12 Nov 2018 943 Retweets 2,358 Likes O 39 M 2.4K 17 943 Kate Gray O @hownottodraw - Nov 12 this might be my best tweet ever and it's so on brand O 101 27 1
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    Text - AAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAH I need to osk you to stop. That. shouting.is making people nervous.
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    Text - Best poem ever written? Just met a guy Omg he was so fit Handsome, even Never will I meet another like him Caring ive. Emotional ig ahoodclips Nice And his name is the first letter of each line
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    Banana family
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    Eyewear - BAZAART
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    Text - Q Tumblr Explore Accessories App Support O results found Use the tabs above to see more results or try another search term. A Sea E Search tt vour Intern or from th We approx by matching entered dur pple. Shop and Le
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    Text - Sakurai: "You can now customize 74 fighters and their difficulty with spirits, in 11 fully-voiced languages, with options to make online play both easier and more competitive at all levels." Smash Bros. Fans: "Okay, but when is the L block from Tetris playable?" Sakurai:
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    Cartoon
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    Text - UberFacts @UberFacts The smallest fully-functioning human penis in the world is only 1/16th of an inch long. 6:47 AM 27 Nov 18 175 Retweets 839 Likes Danny @Judge_No_1 · 1d Replying to @UberFacts You said you wouldn't tell anyone.
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    Hair - "To me, the difference between us is pretty obvious. She thinks the opposite of fire is water, and I think the opposite of fire is no fire." -Mary-Kate Olsen On being mistaken for her twin sister CLICKHOLE
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    Toy - organics Pre-Cracked egg Saves time! No messy hand I enjoy JA-RU 9440418 CHINA Fimally! NET WT: 50 g Includes 1 egg obvious plant Just heat and serve!
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    Cartoon - The 2020 Mars rover should be programmed to sing happy birthday to the rover currently on Mars so it doesn't have to sing happy birthday to itself
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    Cartoon - There is no God! Right, Mama? True. It's up to you, Tyler. Evolution does away with morals! Wow, Anything goes! I can lie, cheat... So, how do I know what's right or what's wrong? What's to keep me from becoming a god?
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    Adventure game - Vex One, l'm the best infiltrator this rathole of a Guild's got, so if you think you're here to replace me, you're dead wrong.
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    Cartoon - change.org Woah. This is worthless!
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    Comics - HAVEN'T EATEN FOR A WEEK... SO HUNGRY... HAVE I TURNED INTO A HOTDOG? OH NO, THE CURSE IS REAL! SHOULD NEVER HAVE STOLEN THAT AMULET! WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME? ONEGIANTHAND.COM
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    Cartoon - WHAT A NICE SNOWMAN RobotatertotcomicS ९ PAT
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    Cartoon - ARE THERE ANY SURPRISES UNDER THE TREE? Robotatertatcomics

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