Hot Meme Dump, COMING THRU, make way

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FightMilk22
Dec 15, 2019 5:08 AM EST

A steaming fresh dump of hot memes, mainly off Tumblr and Imgur.

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    Adaptation - donesparce There are three breeds of cat: Chonk Goblin Yeah that looks like a cat donesparce Subcategories of breeds: Floof Naked Normal argentinelakeduck Yeah Chonk Goblin Floof Normal Naked beejohnlocked This is my favorite post Source: donesparce 224,577 notes
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    Nature - Elspeth Belden @lbhahaha Guns N' Roses have really mellowed with age NO DOGS O BALL GAMES BARBECUES WELCOME TO THE GARDEN • PLEASE RESPECT THE RULES
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    Cat - themagicalladycat Creamy is concerned that you might not have loved yourself enough today penguin-and-kiwi I'll do it for you, creamy Source: themagicalladycat 3,556 notes
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    Text - incurablenecromantic "Old friend" either means an elderly dog or an individual of the same gender with whom you have been secretly in love for more than a decade. There are no other possible interpretations. grumpyoldgermanwoman This is blatant archenemy erasure and I won't stand for it jagarsjora Bold of you to assume the archenemy isn't the individual of the same gender you've been secretly in love with for more than a decade pendragonqueen09 Bold of you to assume the archenemy isn't an
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    Text - stuckwith-harry harry potter fans in 2011: omg!! pottermore!! i'm so excited!! harry potter fans in 2018: please, joanne, i beg you, potter less Source: accio-shitpost
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    Text - Shitty D&D Character Concept Warlock/Cleric character whose patron and deity are their parents and also exes fighting over custody over the character, each trying to win over their child with increasingly powerful gifts. #d&d #dungeons and dragons #d&d memes #role playing #rpg ideas #character idea
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    Cartoon - Well, Your Yes coffee this is my Job. What coffee's Job? Job is to Keep me awake THIS Your Jов? AWAKE! AWAKEI AWAKE No. Go Awake? ,Away NO. NO. No. Please. STOP. 01 01:25 @ twisted doodles
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    Photograph - biggest-gaudiest-patronuses the only valid corporate twitter account is merriam-webster panicatthe21falloutromance And sparknotes. Don't forget sparknotes. biggest-gaudiest-patronuses give us some sparknotes screenshots then pixelenchanter @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses here are just a few SparkNotes @SparkNotes Mar 22 The plot of pretty much every Shakespearean tragedy DAYS SINCE OUR LAST MINOR MISCOMMUNICATION WITH DEADLY CONSEQUENCES t7 224 804 SparkNotes @SparkNotes · Mar 22 Oedip
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    Text - not-greyshades HuniePotDev @HuniePotDev All these Hollywood sex perverts need to learn how to just jack it to cartoons like us normal people. 6:37 AM · 11 Nov 17 No matter the time this single tweet still maintains relevance.
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    Text - writeouswriter Concept: We Didn't Start the Fire, but instead it's listing everything millennials have supposedly killed oystersaintforme diamond rings, outlet malls, eating breakfast cereal hooters, applebee's, eating sliced american cheese mayonnaise, DUls, running as an exercise golfing, productivity, marriage, and democracy we didn't kill the culture it's been dead since birth, that's just life on earth we didn't kill the culture you don't have to believe us, it'll still outlive us 15
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    Text - peterssquill some cop, unlucky enough to pull over captain america of all people: sir um could I see ur... uh... license? steve rogers, someone who never bothered to get one: ..no peterssquill the cop, flustered, about to pass out, staring as his notepad: how long have u... drive.. no license... illegal??? steve, a little shit, slowly driving away to avoid conflict: since,, world war.. two the cop lets him go. he's forgotten all his training. its a hopeless situation. when he gets back to
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    Text - ah yes, the 17 genders Key and mode descriptions from Marc-Antoine Charpentier's Regles de Composition ca. 1682 Key C major gay and warlike C minor obscure and sad D major joyous and very warlike D minor serious and pious Eb major cruel and hard E major quarrelsome and boisterous E minor F major F minor G major serious and magnificent G minor serious and magnificent A major joyful and pastoral A minor tender and plaintive B major harsh and plaintive B minor solitary and melancholic Bb maj
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    Text - dead-dogsoup i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn't know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests Source: dead-dogsoup 2,841 notes
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    Bird - Blind bisexual goose named Thomas who spent six years in a love triangle with two swans and helped raise 68 babies dies at the ripe old age of 40 By Nic White For Daily Mail Australia 05:26 08 Feb 2018, updated 12:23 08 Feb 2018 V fleamontpotter there will nevẹr be another headline that comes close to comparing with this S fleamontpotter Don't ever talk to my lover, my lovers lover, our 68 children, 2756 grand- children or our 76, 912 great- grandchildren again. orlearont potter and here
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    Text - accio-shitpost Follow harry potter and the philosopher's stone? ah, no, you misheard me. i, diogenes, am a hairy potman, a philosopher, and stoned. #Harry Potter #Philosopher's Stone #Diogenes #Shitpost #Swearing / 1,802 notes
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    Text - M millennial-review Will Wilkinson @willwilkinson Why is it "kill baby Hitler" rather than "make Hitler's mom fall in love with YOU" or "kidnap Hitler's grandpa and strand him in Nepal just before he meets Hitler's grandma"? People lacking in imagination should not have time machines. 1:39 PM 18 Jan 19 Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen "I'd simply fuck Hitler's mom" is honestly a take I didn't see coming but that's on me 28,919 notes
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    Text - O yoonswife i love myself but i dont love me back fuuuckpussy i have never ever related to anything so fucking hard
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    Text - discoverment do you ever look at someone and think 'man, what a work of art' 316,053 notes
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    Cartoon - catchymemes Iceberg-making submarine aims to tackle global warming by re- freezing the Arctic YOUNG LADY IN THIS HOUSE, WE OBEY THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS littlenobodys-corner WE SIMPLY DROP A GIANT ICE CUBE INTO THE OCEAN EVERY NOW AND THEN. mekakido FUTUR AMA YOU CAN'T PROVE IT WON'T HAPPEN 74,067 notes
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    Text - crunchbuttsteak O9 high risk of Eating the rich: prion diseases, high levels of lead and mercury contamination via bioaccumulation. Composting the rich: 9 no risk of prion diseases, good for plants, bioaccumulated contaminants removed from food supply, can feed more people. Source: crunchbuttsteak 75 notes
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    Text - theconcealedweapon Bennett Cares @iambrianbennett You treat the janitor with the same respect as the CEO. a goat whom @gatorgoat C'mon dude l'm not gonna guillotine the janitor dapperworm reblog if you respect a janitor way more than a CEO
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    Text - crunchbuttsteak GO high risk of Eating the rich: prion diseases, high levels of lead and mercury contamination via bioaccumulation. Composting the rich: no risk of prion diseases, good for plants, bioaccumulated contaminants removed from food supply, can feed more people. timetravellingdragons When I first saw "eating the rich" I thought it referred to rich people crunchbuttsteak It does. Source: crunchbuttsteak 28,720 notes
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    Technology - mens-rights-activia E that-twink-over-there Follow KiVIA A millennial-sappho 1 52% 11:55 AM al AT&T ? Millennial Sappho @MargeauxHoney my cake pan has a message to all u tops out there ALWAYS SUPPORT THE BOTTOM Add another Tweet proto-homo MONG Source: millennial-sappho 58,752 notes
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    Text - jorrated i have NPC energy cause most of my replies consist on ok NICE hell ye! no..... yes? sdfghjhghjkjDFGHJKGHJJDFGss thank you so much! fuck! jorratedlegs more reasons im a NPC: if i stand still for too long i start doing idle animations will only talk to people if they start conversation first my walking speed is too fast to be walking and too slow to be running if you talk to me too many times i start repeating dialogue if you do a small favor for me i will follow you around without
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    Canidae - windows-98 WOW IT SURE IS GREAT TO BE OUT ON THE CHICAGO RIVER ON THIS BEAUTIFUL DAY, AUGUST 8TH, 2004 natcaptor Okay, was anybody going to tell me that the Dave Matthews Band tour bus dropped 800 Ibs of shit onto a river cruise? or was I just supposed to look that up after seeing a vague Tumblr meme myself? Source: windows-98 3,012 notes
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    Text - Joy Clarkson @joynessthebrave Follow Being a human is so confusing because you are basically an animal with a soul, so sometimes you're like "am I experiencing a profound spiritual desolation or have I not eaten enough for breakfast? impossible to tell." 9:19 AM - 27 Mar 2019 me irl thecaboodale One time I legit cried because I felt like none of my friends liked me and then I ate sushi and was fine
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    Text - lesser known dice in dnd 2 sided die: flip a coin 1 sided die: im the dm and i said so 36,722 notes 27
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    Text - stardlybrendan: 3000-21: oswinses: enjorlaas: skuboglesby: bilingual my ass. you're either heterolingual or homolingual #you're not bilingual #you're confused #stop being greedy #it's just a phase #you'll meet a nice language and settle down #the bible says adam and eve #not hebrew and cantonese
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    Text - tandembicycles 3 fatgothgf Follow feministbatman Female Characters Written by Cis Men: Class Chart Writen by @GoodLucklz and @rachelburry Choose a Starting Class: мом VIRGIN SLUT WIFE Choose a Sub Class: DAMSEL DEAD BITCH CRAZY Fun Examples! Damsel Virgin Bitch Virgin Crazy Virgin Dead Virgin Fridged daughter! Fridged girlfriend! You mean she You mean she DOESN'T want Sweet innocent DOESN'T want princess in need of rescue! to sleep with me to sleep with me?! AND she's a lesbian?! Crazy Sl
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    Product - justasimplerachel: ive been laughing at this for about 20 minutes because pew pew
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    Food - everythingfox E everythingfox fox-info.net gettyimages Jamesmoq24 182835508 Fox loaf
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    Emoticon - hotcommunist 5 dykeyakupov hustlerose Ceci n'est pas une PROPAGANDA hustlerose YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO une pine. hustlerose i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that "une pipe" is slang for blowjob Source: hustlerose You are not immune to blowjobs.
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    Human - This is madness. This is politics. sonickid1234: Literally what is happening right now
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    Text - ommanyte how dull for you to live your life without any hills to die on, you, on your vast flat barren plains of compromise, acceptance, and accommodation, while I reign supreme over the lush, rolling highlands of stupid shit I have irrationally chosen to stake my entire identity on vetstudentlive ..as someone who was terrified of having their own opinion, this is truly inspiring
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    Dog - When you are mad about something and you tell your mum and she gets mad too ME kaisgirlfriend: i showed this to my mom and she said "damn right"
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    Text - important dinosaurjam: geardrops: izfierce: foxtalbotnegatives: apiphile: Have you ever thought "Man, I feel impossibly shitty and I don't know why"? Run through this checklist before you do anything else. 1. What have I eaten in the last 24 hours? Is it enough? If not, go and eat some food, you butt. 2. Am I hydrated? If not, put some fluids in your body, fool. 3. Have I slept an acceptable amount in the last 24 hours and preceeding few days? If not, do your utmost to have a nap. You nee
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    Text - lecretary Do Women Talk Too Much? (Hint: Science says no) the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up zecretary i hope this post gets popular enough that i hurt a man's feelings touch-my-cuboner It's not a stereotype it's a proven fact you femanazi piece of shit. bropakpro Imao there it is 47 1 Comment לו Likeg Share Comment madmaudlingoes You wanna talk proven facts? This shit's been done, son: resea
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    Text - whoopace-kosi FOLLOW Steve, being Righteous and Patriotic: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same. Natasha: [with her mouth full] Kill two. #steve: *glares* #nat: just saying
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    Text - Can Donald Trump nuke a hurricane? CNN - 2 hours ago • Clinton takes a stand: 'We should not nuke hurricanes Fox News · Yesterday View full coverage
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    Text - Sheeran explained: "It was fun, but I kind of felt like the hobbit in the elven kingdom! Can I tell you why I was laughing? Basically there were all these big inflatable bouncy black balls that are bouncing around in the crowd on the finale bit. "Ariana Grande comes up and stands up next to me and just looks at me and goes, 'I love big black balls'." pinkmanjesse: Ariana Grande Following GArianeGrande @edsheeran bruh
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    Text - sneakyfeets S notdeadjack Follow brothamanblack77 Gays Are Using Windmills To Waft Homosexual Mists Into Your Home sinkorfloatorswim WHO TOLD 90,314 notes
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    Advertising - IT'S NOT SEX.. WHEN HE CHANGES HIS MIND ser with semeene anable te consentseal asavi DON'T BE THAT GUY. save afirethatwillneverburn: racist-murdercult: 50shadesofacceptance only in Canada would you find ads about homosexual rape on a bus. Catch the fuck up America They dont have this in America? We don't even have ads against heterosexual rape in America who are you kidding.
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    Text - kropotkhristian Stages of understanding piracy: Kid: Pirates are good! I wanna be a pirate! Student: Pirates are actually bad because they steal things and break the law Expert: Pirates are nuanced because many of them were disaffected sailors and escaped slaves only doing what they had to do to survive in a harsh society Master: Pirates are good! I wanna be a pirate! rrrokamoka Grandmaster: Pirates had an advanced democratic, anarchistic society that valued indivual freedom, the communit
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    Text - sharingwritingprompts A huge and ancient dragon loses her clutch of eggs. She decides to adopt an office building full of employees as her children. But to keep them safe, she doesn't want to let any of them leave. agender-plant "Mighty Opiess, Destroyer of Kingdoms, pl-" "Mom." "Uh..right. Mom. Um, so I have to get back home. I've got three kids who need dinner and I really think I should.go..back. .why are you crying?" "Grandbabies!!" shapeshiftinterest her business children earn money
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    Illustration - billielvrk Happy Birthday Pikachu! (Wizards Black Star Promo 24) aoolonwer Name too nsfw so i censored this card was SUPER banned in tournaments the second it released because it had an attack that did double damage if it was your birthday and tournament judges were sick of having to check people's IDs
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    Wildlife - addelburgh yellowpainteater wats he doin potatochipped His best
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    Text - When Americans say... It means... Awesome Good Fabulous Good Amazing Good Great Fine Fine Bad OK Bad Really bad Driving me completely nuts Unexpected Probably Not so great Challenging Hilarious For sure 30 minutes Forever Goodbye; I like you Goodbye; I don't like you that much A person I know A person I know and also like Let's get coffee sometime Let's stay in touch My friend My best friend gerrycanavan I'm afraid of Americans 2 lindsayribar This is super real.
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    Text - sexhaver a team in last year's robotics class forgot to comment out a line of joke code so during the final their robot completed the assigned task in autonomous mode, stopped directly in front of the professor, printed "HEADED HOME, MOTHERFUCKERS" to its LCD, and drove back to base Source: sexhaver
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    Canidae - foxpost-generator it fucken WIMDY A ourspecial ever since i first saw this post, "it fucken WIMDY" is easily one of the top ten most commonly used phrases in my household.
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    Text - thepersonalquotes TPO KINDNESS IS BETTER 4,494 notes
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    Text - kevdadddy S k-aiyote Friendly reminder to check you're not holding tension in your body. Let your shoulders drop, unclench your hands and jaw. Take a deep breath. Much better. Source: cwote
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    Text - stonesleeper to think mysterio really went all out and doxxed peter parker as a revenge and peter literally just pulled a uno reverse card & logged off of the entire franchise Imfaoo untouchable
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    Text - femaleintimacy PILLOW THOUGHTS I hope you find someone who never makes you question your own self-worth. I hope you your find someone who chases happiness as much as their own. I hope you find someone who in the things you are passionate about. I hope you find someone whom you can laugh with and sit in silence with supports you and share your deepest secrets with. I hope you find someone who is friend. I hope you lover, your your partner, and your find someone who treats you as their equa
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    Text - eternallydreaming I hope that one day you'll have everything you dreamed of having. I hope that you live a fulfilling life, one that makes you sure that all of your choices were the right ones. 31 notes
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    Text - kloudzzz 3 eternallydreaming Follow timbllr THE ONLY WAY TO FIND HAPPINESS IS TO RISK BBIG COMPLETCLY OPEN, timbllr.tumblr.com from weheartit 81,930 notes
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    Text - thrashturbate 10/10 would bang. But also: 10/10 would care for you 10/10 would tuck you in 10/10 would cuddle 10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay 10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning 1,203,237 notes
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    Text - ameliastardust i hope u know ur special if i make the effort to leave my house for u 16,505 notes
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    Glasses - w m.e wed echange atd the foct Vndde eendes etionitga feelung that he Arwdedi ot Aedee Kato umpedt in 3,824 notes Seirthn wiesate wal that for yo nell. But as a sgeneral w.thtsa chie that you tt atred be in fh xslowly
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    Text - illicitbehaviour you deserve to be loved without having to hide the parts of yourself that you think are unlovable. 428,577 notes
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    Flower - carionaproducts Drive Safe need you here with me
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    Text - graciefromspacie hi, there is no correlation between your weight & your worth
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    Text - peepuddle The purpose of life is to know yourself and love yourself and trust yourself and be yourself.
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    Text - 4:35 pm VE 73% kloudzzz 2 kelseylchadwick Follow yourautumnlover DON'T WORRY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE AMAZING 260ENERS ఇగ BISHND S JA 32,438 notes
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    Text - * VaE 73% 4:33 pm uncalm small things to stay alive for getting to see yourself grow over time • finding new music • late night drives with the person you love warm cups of tea • the colors of a sunset • new movies releasing seeing someone blow out birthday candles hearing someone laugh • inside jokes making playlists giving people gifts • lazy days where you watch your favorite movies baking cupcakes and frosting them • your dog waiting for you at the door • small cafes
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    Cat
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    Text - Me: mum, look at this picture I took the other day.. Mum: ooh hang on.. *finds glasses (11 mins), puts on cardigan (4 mins), sits comfortably on the sofa (3 mins).* Me: *hands her the phone* Mum:*hits home button* ooh it's gone?!
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    Face - when your friend starts telling you that same story for the 100th time...
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    Mammal - IFLScience Follow @IFLScience Canadian Wolves Are Being Airdropped Into Michigan To Kill Moose iflscience.com/plants-and-ani . 10:59 AM - 7 Mar 2019 FAYRON JUBILATIONS
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    Text - bohemian capitalist @jackdwagner probably the only thing worse than getting murdered would be getting murdered and then a true crime podcast says "we've got a really freaking awesome one for you this week" before doing an entire episode about you getting murdered
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    People - Kids these day will never know the struggle @dudecomedy
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    Text - b.b @benoobrown Summer body or McDonald's monopoly is probably the hardest decision to make this year
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    Text - noush @anouskamoss_ The most embarrassing thing was when I decided to sneak chicken nuggets in to the club so put them down my bra, forgot about them, took some lad home with me and he undone my bra and loads of chicken nuggets just came falling out eOe
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    Text - viking @NOTVIKING genie: you have three wishes me: i wish everyone who didn't eat the crust on pizza would die genie: ok that's a pretty good wish you still have three left that one's on me
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    Text - MehGyver @AndrewNadeau0 [Dating in 2009] ME: Who's your favorite serial killer? HER: I'm calling the police. [Dating in 2019] ME: Who's your favorite serial killer? HER: Oh my gosh, how do you pick just one, right? Hahaha!
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    Toy - STAR WARS LEGO 6-12 75187 George Lucas with 4.05 Billion Dollars DiSNEp WookieeNutz
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    Land vehicle - "2019 is gonna be my year." Me in March: Help Me 2215 Tramlink Metro SEZ 2215
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    Text - 7:14 47 one-time-i-dreamt One time I screamt minstrelofthedawn chaoschurros wafflesthedragonslayer They said one one-time-i-dreamt I screamt so hard it turned me into a cat and I'm still screaming to this day one-time-i-dreamt Can't believe you let me get away with saying "screamt". TWICE. dragon-wolfie It Rhymes with dreamt and we let go of it a fishytaylor I can't Photoshop, but I want to see a photo of these two in the same sky, facing each other. rethmyc mr-mangoman-thethird Scremt of
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    Text - eric curtin @dubstep4dads me: my grandpa died guy who takes cbd: he should try cbd oil. works so good for me i swear by it. u can vape it or even eat it like in edible form me: he's dead
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    Text - MehGyver @AndrewNadeau0 [After leaving Willy Wonka's factory] ME: WIFE: ME: WIFE: ME: WIFE: Lot of deaths for a to- ME: A LOT of deaths for a tour!
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    Facial hair - Dan Martin @deathbulge i all this THE MOATEE, i think it could be big
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    Text - dan mentos @DanMentos judge: I hereby sentence you to 68 years in prison my lawyer: your honor my client respectfully requests a year be added to his sentence
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    Waste container - Aron Smith @TheBruthaVoodoo The Refuse Collection of The Beast AGE 6
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    Text - Greg Swan @GregMattSwan On a scale from 'essentially milk' to 'pure leaf juice' how do you like your tea
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    Text - Elvish Presley @_elvishpresley_ [writing That Don't Impress Me Much] Shania Twain: alright hmmmm what doesn't impress me, oh I know, BRAD PITT producer: ok what else Shania: ohh boy started kinda high with brad pitt haha how about rocket scientists producer: ok and verse 3 Shania: car...owners
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    Text - Abbie @AbbieEvansXO Mary: oh no my period is late Joseph: oh no how late Mary: I dunno, what's the date Joseph: hmm according to the calendar it's 9 months BC Mary: 9 months what now
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    Text - Kelly Dowling * @KayAyDowling My husband just insisted my daughter and I remember a code word in case I'm ever confronted by his clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and l'm not sure which is the real him and which is the imposter. Some families make sure they have a fire escape plan but not us
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    Text - 5 GUYS EMPLOYEE: what would u like? ME: one "little fries" please 5GE: so u want "a whole bag of fries?" ME: no, just a "little-" 5GE:I definitely heard "more fries than u could ever handle" ME: please, no- 5GE: JERRY, FOIST UPON THIS MAN "A FUCKASS LOAD AMOUNT OF FRIES"
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    Text - When she takes you back to her place and you notice some red flags but you play it off cuz you're trying to get your dick wet 66 I feel very welcome here.
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    Hair - Doctor: are you sexually active? Benny: why... U tryna smash?
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    Snapshot - Hey, whoever you are in the back, thanks for ruining my picture
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    Text - Me in the streets vs me in the sheets Stock IStook
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    Text - When your grandma cook for you and you don't finish your plate
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    Hand - When your crush says "I'm tired of being single" @theamericanizedfrench
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