Funny Memes That Will Make Your Day

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    Yoda - Cat: I should walk between my human's legs while they are walking. *Gets stepped on accidentally* Cat: fb. com/Baby YodaVibes
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    Product - bella *:·' +*: @BLOODTHRSTYXBBY my boyfriend said "oh my god my cat looks like baby yoda" and i look over and sure enough
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    Text - Just Bill @WilliamAder Imagine how much you could get for an avocado taped to a wall. 7:12 PM · 12/8/19 · TweetDeck
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    Dish - Me in the fuuture regretting not being productive m anesent doingck all OLAY me in the past telling myself PIl be productive
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    Text - .:RiotGrl:. @RiotGrIErin Xmas in the South 12 how's ya mama and them 11 gossiping ladies 10 cups sweet tea 9 taxidermied deer heads 8 trucks a-muddin 7 dirt road ridin 6 PM sharp is supper 5 bless their hearts 4 come to Jesus meetings 3 monogrammed towels 2 cans of bud And college football on the tv. 7:14 AM - 12/8/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Dog breed - octopus/caveman @OctopusCaveman My dad's been bringing his dog to work and calling him the office morale officer so this year his employees gave him an award. TIE NST EomOR FALL 2019 LAW CLERKS AND CI HEREBY PRESENT Shoogie Pedersen THE BEST MORALE OFFICER AWAR TO Doogie Pedersen FOR HIS OUTSTANDING SERVICE 5:14 PM · 12/9/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - ry @Ryblank00 Today at chipotle i asked a man "What kind of meat for this bowl" And he responded "Do you guys have hot dogs" And i have not fully recovered
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    Food - @ 52% a ROGERS ? © 52% l ROGERS ? 11:41 PM 11:41 PM Art installment Details Antiques & Collecti...) Category Condition New Description This is a piece I all "forgotton banana bread" Two finely-aged bananas with a white mold patina, in glass, under plastic wrap to protect it from being eaten. Duct tape not included. Pick up only. Can provide protective packaging on request. Art installment Tags bath bananaart kitchen hi CA$121,000 Sponsored Listed 11 hours ago in Send seller a message Is t
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    Adaptation - 7 yr old me: Dad can you help me make a gingerbread house for school? My Dad: Sure I can help. It won't be fancy or anything. Our gingerbread house:
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    Text - alex verman @degendering My boyfriend has one of those picture-per-day calendars with pictures of cats and every day, without fail, he gets up to look at the new cat picture and says aloud "ah, this is a good one!"
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    Text - olivia gatwood @oliviagatwood i had a check-up today & told my doctor i'm going through a breakup to which she said nothing because she is a physician not a therapist but when she put the stethoscope to my chest, she said very softly, "your heart sounds like it's doing really, really well." 3:41 PM · 12/9/19 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - Jake Lambert @LittleLostLad Hello darkness my old friend. Darkness (2 days later): Sorry just saw this.
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    Canidae - WeRateDogs® O @dog_rates This is Augustus. His favorite song just came on. Wondering if you could turn it pup. 13/10 absolutely my friend 8 hadlee 1:46 PM · 12/9/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Product - * Father Drinks McGee @drinksmcgee Tickets are $20 at the door 2:54 AM · 12/8/19 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Hannah Patterson KFOR TV @hannahp4tt When you shake someone's hand and introduce yourself but they hit you with that "it's nice to see you again" OH.
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    Text - Seasonal But Slutty 1984's George W... v @EwdatsGROSS Wake up v Hit snooze V Think about quitting my job and moving across the country to explore nature and live in a van v Fill the void of loss of existential purpose with coffee in an attempt to feel something
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    Text - Fred Delicious @Fred_Delicious spoons when u open the drawer 15:45 · 09/12/2019 · Twitter Web App ili View Tweet activity 1,156 Retweets 8,547 Likes
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    Text - N 12/8/19 *insert witty opener* *unusually fun convo* we should grab drinks soon Today 11:19 PM Insert underwhelming response that matches opener Sent
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    Fictional character - A rest 19 Swiping on tinder is a tiresome process, here take a break. Join me by the campfire. There's mutton and beer. Share your tales and struggles, and I shall listen.
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    Text - have just given the spider in my bathroom it's eviction note leave.
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    Text - Kaci McNally @K1_copy I wanna be holly jolly not stressy and depressy
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    Text - the library haunter @SketchesbyBoze when it comes to women,I tend to fall for ageless golden-haired river-spirits who collect water-lilies. when it comes to men, I like emotionally tormented sea captains who stab the table with a knife while studying a map in their cabin. 9:25 PM · 11/20/19 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - alexa @playnikes slept with a guy last night who had a pokémon ball rug and i was losing my mind at it and he goes "you can tweet about it tomorrow" 11:26 AM · 08 Dec 19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - MehGyver @AndrewNadeau0 BUILDING INSPECTOR: Well, you say you've kept everything up to code, but I've been speaking with your 4 year old and he informed me the floor is actually lava, whichH don't need to tell you-is a pretty serious safety violation.
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    Text - 6'4 with heels on @leslieejimenez Accidentally had an airpod in when dealing with a customer and he got mad at me and I told him it was a hearing aid and he apologized.
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    Text - Snarky Mommy @SnarkyMommy78 I'm wearing a shirt with '96 on the front cause it's the year I graduated HS and a teacher at my 3yo's school stopped me to say "omg I wasn't even born then!" and long story short I need bail money. 6:30 AM - 12/9/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Dewald @katvis5034 Interviewer: How would you describe yourself? Me: Verbally, but I have also prepared a dance... 11:24 PM · 12/9/19 · Twitter for Android
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    Liqueur - Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969 l'd always wondered what happened to all the urine from failed drug tests. MAGICAL PENIS WINE 700l 30 1 神鞭酒 5:54 AM · 12/1/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Lane Moore @hellolanemoore I'm on a plane and the guy next to me just told me, "I have announcement to make: I am exhausted." he meant that he'd be sleeping on the plane, but regardless I plan on making this announcement to everyoneI meet for the rest of the year. 6:53 AM - 12/3/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Tami @GawdOffalTweets а3ЧИИТИ Thope everyone gets an old box full of sacred parchment and recipes written on diner napkins that still smell like Menthols handed down to them... LUPS 2 GTS. Kraf Rec ipes 2c maeth 13.oy mary hiterains Takes CI Great
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    Text - Thomas Pluck @thomaspluck Steps for reading articles: 1. Accept cookies 2. Block notifications 3. Deny location to website 4. Decline invitation to subscribe 5. Stop auto-playing video ads/mute sound 6. Dismiss reminder of free articles remaining 7. Shrink drop down banner 8. Click "read more" 9. Give up 2:33 AM - 12/6/19 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland Let's get married and have kids so instead of enjoying a glass of wine and a movie you can watch Peppa's Christmas for the 86th time while I go outside and figure out why the giant inflatable Santa isn't blowing up. 4:41 AM · 12/9/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - n*Killer Queen*~ Ll @KL_QueenB So I took it upon myself to make murals in the school's bathroom with students. It was their project entirely. Only thing I did was guide them. These are pictures from the boys bathroom. t'en 8:31 AM · 12/9/19 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Picaresque Thomson l @Mianmath83 Laundry day: tomorrow Pairs of underwear left: 2 See? Adulting is easy. 4:45 PM · 12/9/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Sassparilla @Megatronic13 Thate vague facebook posts asking for thoughts and prayers. I'm sorry, sis, but if you want these good vibes from me, I'm gonna need you to spill that tea. 12:39 PM · 12/9/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - SparkNotes @SparkNotes A good friend will like your selfies on Instagram. A best friend will paint a portrait of you that continues to age while you yourself remain youthful, your soul becoming ever more corrupted. 7:21 AM · 12/9/19 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - Why I CC'ed You on this E-mail TheCooperReview.com To guilt you into doing something Because you're my boss and I want you to see I'm online To prove later that you knew about this To embarrass you for not doing something I thought it would be As a power helpful move
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    People - 5yo me : *does nothing* My grandpa : @hurrdurrdotcom
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    Text - INSTAGRAM @S.GRATE @sgrate_ My lil sister really think I'm rich and it scares me that she don't know a bum ass nigga when she see one 3:59 PM · 12/7/19 · Twitter for iPhone 2,658 Retweets 11.7K Likes
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    Text - Sho'Nuff @numeri33 The dishwasher finally went yesterday, so today I came home with a dish rack from Walmart. I shit you not, my kid just asked, "Wait! So, we have to dishes like they did in the 1900's now? 4:44 PM · 12/8/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Divergent Mama @Divergentmama If you grab a banana as a microphone and sing show tunes in the grocery store, your kids won't ever ask to come with you again. You're welcome. 9:51 AM - 12/8/19 · Twitter for Android
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    Hair - Me, if my boss thinks I'm doing any work between now and the end of year. @StupidResumes
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    Text - sarafcarter @sarafcarter Spotify Wrapped 2019 except it's for the food I ate 1. 1,800 sushi rolls 2.300 boxes of pasta 3. 58 pounds of cheese 4.32 liters of White Claw 5. 15 cases of Sauvignon blanc
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    Junk food - Joe Dator @JoeDator I can get a double cheeseburger so why can't I get a double hotdog? I have developed a design for an extra wide bun that can accommodate two frankfurters at once. Higher meat to bread ratio, more surface area for mustard and relish. The world is ready. The time has come.
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    Pc game - Bogpion your bad mood Quick Chat mémes
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    Text - Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_ Kudos to people who are brave enough to leave toxic family behind. I know the holidays are filled with images of family and that can be very painful and isolating. You did what you had to do and you are amazing. Remember this holiday season, you are loved. 12:05 PM · 12/9/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Nicole Carte @AbstractCarte A random woman just saw me frowning in the full-length mirror of a dressing room while trying something on and without missing a beat said "Honey, there's gonna be no shortage of buyers for what you're selling" and that's the kind of energy l'm looking for in 2020.
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    Cat - I love you snowman!
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    Text - A ticket to hell has never been funnier
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    Air travel - This guy found himself on an empty airplane so he took a picture of himself in every seat and photoshopped them together CLONING 100
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