Mandy The Cat Has The Funniest Conversations With Her Human Mom

Mandy is an adorable tuxedo cat who hunts for lost crunchies in her spare time. She also loves chatting with her human mom about life in general. Check out her twitter page for more. 

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    Text - Mandy @Mandystuff MANDY: Mom can I have a pet bird? MOM: A pet might be ok. MANDY: I want a bird! MOM: You'll freshen its water and feed? MANDY: Yes! MOM: Change its tray daily? MANDY: Tray? MOM: The floor of the cage. It's the bird's litter box. MANDY: .. Mom can I have a feather toy? #cats
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    Text - Mandy @Mandystuff MANDY: The Christmas tree looks pretty, mom. MOM: I see two shiny balls on the floor, tho. Did you play with them and they fell? MANDY: I petted them and they uh.jumped down from the tree for more petting. MOM: 'Tis the season of jumpers. #cats
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    Text - Mandy @Mandystuff MANDY: I think I need some new toys. MOM: What about the wormy thing you got last week? And the nanophone you never touch? MANDY: Mom, don't you know that cat toys expire after four uses? #catsoftwitter #cats
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    Text - Mandy @Mandystuff MOM: Have you seen the letter I was writing, sweet girl? MANDY: On a piece of paper? MOM: Yes. MANDY: I'm sitting on it. MOM: Mandy! Why? MANDY: It needed texture. MOM: Now it's wrinkled. MANDY: That's no wrinkle. That's my "seat" of approval! #catsoftwitter #cats
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    Text - Mandy @Mandystuff MANDY: I want to learn to play our piano. MOM: Good, we'll get you lessons. MANDY: I only want to learn the keys on the right side. MOM: That's not how it's done sweetie. What about the keys on the left side? MANDY: Those are for sitting on. #cats #catsoftwitter
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    Text - Mandy @Mandystuff MANDY: Can I have some ice cream, mom? MOM: Not good for you, sweetie. MANDY: Raisins? MOM: Toxic. MANDY: Cheese? MOM: Not recommended. MANDY: But I CAN have some treats, right mom? MOM: Are all cats this good at getting food? MANDY: Yes. #catsoftwitter #cats
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    Text - Mandy @Mandystuff *Mandy goes out her kitty flap and soon bolts back in and races down the hall* MOM: So it's pretty cold outside this morning, sweetie? MANDY: Huh? MOM: You were outside about three seconds. MANDY: Sometimes it doesn't take long to check out the temperature, mom. #cats
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    Text - Mandy @Mandystuff MANDY: Mom can I try eye liner? MOM: You don't need it sweet girl. You have natural eye liner. MANDY: Powder for my nose? MOM: Your nose isn't shiny. MANDY: Can I try lipstick? MOM: Sweetie, you're a little young for lipstick. Plus you have no lips. #cats #caturday
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    Text - Mandy @Mandystuff MANDY: I want to learn to tap dance, mom! MOM: That could be a problem sweetie. MANDY: Cause I have four feet? MOM: No. MANDY: Cause l'm too old to learn? MOM: No. MANDY: Why then? MOM: I'm not sure they make tap shoes in size one inch. #Caturday #cats
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    Text - Mandy @Mandystuff MANDY: Mom I haven't done anything worth tweeting about today. MOM: Nothing? MANDY: All I did was eat, play with nanaphone and nap. MOM: You also came up to me and cuddled. MANDY: But that's nothing. MOM: Sweetie .. it's everything. #catsoftwitter #cats
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    Text - Mandy @Mandystuff MOM: Mandy, a cleaning lady will be here soon. MANDY: So why are you cleaning and organizing? MOM: I don't want her to think we're messy. MANDY: You're cleaning for the cleaning lady? MOM: Women do that. MANDY: And humans think cats are weird. #catsoftwitter #cats
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