Top Ten White People Tweets (December 12, 2019)

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  • 01
    Text - average joe @jazz_inmypants ok i really really try not to get political on this account but string cheese is called string cheese for a reason please do not go biting it like its beef jerky i have lost friends over this 10:30 AM · 11 Dec 19 · Twitter Web App
    via Reddit r/whitepeopletwitter
  • 02
    Text - the drake gatsby @DrakeGatsby Hoping to find money in last year's winter coat is the closest thing I have to a savings account
    via Reddit r/whitepeopletwitter
  • 03
    Text - Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe Tinder is for rookies. Go to Facebook Marketplace and search for wedding dresses. It'll show you recently divorced females in your area. From there you can filter by size.
    via Reddit r/whitepeopletwitter
  • 04
    Text - Spence @SpenceDen Millenials. Walking around like they rent the place. 3:31 pm 03 Jan 18 8,024 Retweets 33.1K Likes
    via Reddit r/whitepeopletwitter
  • 05
    Text - Laila @LailaSain my white great grandpa is telling me how his first girl friend was a black girl and she took him to a black church and he always wanted to go back, so he went back to that church 70 years later & he sat behind a random lady & she turned around and it was his first girlfriend :) 12/23/17, 1:40 PM
    via Reddit r/whitepeopletwitter
  • 06
    Text - Brandon the Cow @Brampersandon_ ME: she's jealous of me because i can play Mr. Brightside using nothing but armpit farts WIFE: not true ME: I'll do it right now WIFE: please don't MARRIAGE COUNSELOR (visibly excited): you can express yourself freely here brandon
    via Reddit r/whitepeopletwitter
  • 07
    Text - Cara Weinberger @caraweinberger i thought i liked seeing movies but turns out i like eating candy in a dark room where it's illegal to talk to me
    via Reddit r/whitepeopletwitter
  • 08
    Product - Patrick T Shep @PatrickTShep Exchange I'm currently having with my landlord. Saturday, November 16, 2019 The hot water is broken 20:16 How? Can you send me some photos? 20:17 MMS It looks like this but it's not hot. 20:18
    via Reddit r/whitepeopletwitter
  • 09
    Text - Classic Dad Moves @ClassicDad Looking back as an adult, the least believable part of Home Alone isn't that they forgot Kevin. It's that a dad would be late for his flight.
    via Reddit r/whitepeopletwitter
  • 10
    Text - danny @dannyducker my therapist told me that sometimes when a person consumes the same piece of media over & over, they may be unconsciously coping w/ a mental block so now i'm trying to figure out wtf i was going thru that made me watch ratatouille 8 times a day for a solid month in middle school
    via Reddit r/whitepeopletwitter

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