Thirty-One Funny Memes And Tweets

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Dec 15, 2019 8:08 PM EST
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    Text - Bill Hitchert 3 hrs · Twitter · So excited for Season 3 00* 31 13 Comments 2 Shares O Like Share Comment CLUB Kris Gundel Which show Bill? Bill Hitchert Please respect my privacy, Kris.
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    People - leti @hedicine she was fearless and crazier than him, she was his queen, and god help anybody that dared to disrespect his queen
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    Christmas eve - First there was Elf on the Shelf... Smell that? It's The ROck Croc on a A Big Holiday Favorite by Adam.The.Creator
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    Tree - What you see vs. What Colorblind ppl see. This is heartbreaking @yungcultleader RED LOBSTER FRESH FISH LIVE LOBSTER LOBSTER FRESH FISH LIVE LOBSTER
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    Text - I sexually identify as a measure of kilometers per second OPROMETHAMEME Because I really want to fucking km/s
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    Protest - STOP KILLIN G BABIES TO MAKE BABY OIL CAPITALT
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    Photo caption - I am the Great Cornhillio! ROCK I need D for my bunghole! Share If You Care
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    Text - Find the fat one : You couldn't find them, right? It's because the fat one is reading this. Yeah it's you fatass
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    Text - preteenager tacoball This is no joke, it really happened in my first responder class today My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their air with an adjunct and are administering oxygen. What do you do next? Student: Call 911! My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE911. Source: mrandmrlecter 232,348 notes
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    Goats - Mountain Goats Are Being Airlifted Out of a National Park Because They Crave Human Pee Their insatiable thirst for human urine is causing some problems By Sam Blum Sep 28, 2018 EDUCATION IMAGES / GETTY IMAGES Olympic National Park, located in
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    Text - Mothers Day cards are Lit this year in my 4th grade class Dear mom I won'dent Be at Your funel I would Be Traken your Killer we ride tegthe we Die to gether U are alw ays Mine! I love
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    Text - likeniobe the most important thing to know about the plot of hamlet is that it's so convoluted that the main character is kidnapped by pirates and it's not even really a major plot point likeniobe #hamlet spoilers
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    Text - digivolvin men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them... never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly. narcissus? unproblematic. beacon of transformative self love. king of the swerve. gay icon. couldn't recognize his reflection but neither can my dog, we aren't holding that against him. asgardian-viking Narcissus wrote this exphautaz I refuse to believe Narcissus could read. a digivo
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    Text - KIDS ARE WEIRD BROWN BROWN KIDS ARE WEIRD BROWN KIDS ARE WEIRD KIDS ARE WEIRD ADE WEIRD ... BROWN Probably not the best place to put the authors name...
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    Text - Ay fam you still got that sike nigga you thought pic? Nah bro I deleted it Alright it's cool SIKE NIGGA UKLAHDMA O YOU THOUGHT k- Isit possible to learn this power?
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    Box - Very clever OK. You don't have to laugh. But some of us are easily amused. I'm laughing. Matti Finish Invisible Tape 1,300 in 87.487¢
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    Text - SHOOT THE KIDS HANG THE FAMILY ORICEN FRAME THEM ALL hold up
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    Text - Suicide = Answer Meme Stranger: Suicide is not the answer. You: It is sometimes You: for example You: if someone said You: "what is it called when you kill yourself MESSAGES now Harvard Nigga u want a scholarship? Share 729 10
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    Rescue - KA niknak79 Kids playing with a water hose during coast guard demonstration. cleverpudding the longer I look at this the harder I laugh
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    Text - This insult has 2 levels to it You are such a loser! If there was a contest for losers you would be 2nd! 23 14 Why I'm not first? 23 18 'cause your a LOSERI
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    Text - Waterproof Socks ATERPROO Too Awesome! But how the hell are you gonna wash them? Dagar Hrithik With waterproof water ifunny.co
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    Text - @SINice First thing you doing if you win $200 million? Nut(But Don't)tella @DammmnCam Beat my meat. I need post-nut clarity before I make my next move. Intelligence 100
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    Text - dankmemesforsadteens Jess @_jesss3 In elementary school, a deaf girl stole my ice cream and I signed to her to give it back and she closed her eyes... Idk why I laughed so hard at this Source: dankmemesforsadteens
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    Green - Text Message Today 10:03 AM Hey Msg me back when you can I have a boyfriend. Congratulations Which part of the powerpoint should i do cringing: THIS IS MY FAVE POS T
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    Face - Donald Trumpkin Delivered delete my number BLOCK 100
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    Technology - You think the teletubbies ever watch porn on each other's tv stomachs? A GarregMachGatekeeper 52m 418 40 What can I say except delete this
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    Text - i have a confession i'm cheating on you oh my god. is it with joe? no with brad, alex, jake, kevin, and sometimes jennifer. who is joe joe mama Delivered Martyrdom Drop a live grenade when killed.
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    Games - Either you get it or you're not my friend Be aware she can move in any direction
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    Photograph - So this man best friend pretended to be his wife on his wedding day. SNEAK 100
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    Text - You get the ability to pauso time and move back in time ati will peanuts now tasto slightly more like walnuts but flavorsofsam: OH WELL FUCK I MEAN IF THEY TASTE SLIGHTLY LIKE FUCKING WALNUTS THEN WHATS THE FUCKING POINT OF TIME CONTROL
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    Text - BAD ORES badjokesbyjeff BY JEFF magnet @arcadeseals me: i'm terrified of random letters therapist: you are? me: [screams] therapist: oh i see me: [screaming intensifies] abbelbabbel this is such a solid joke omg 51,626 notes
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