Meme Dump For The Bored Souls

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Dec 16, 2019 12:08 AM EST

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    Text - I can get a double cheeseburger so why can't I get a double hotdog? I have developed a design for an extra wide bun that can accommodate two frankfurters at once. Higher meat to bread ratio, more surface area for mustard and relish. The world is ready. The time has come.
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    Cartoon - ME: *Stands up* My dog: You son of a bitch. I'm in.
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    Text - No one: Back of an organic snack label: We love what we do. We are a family. I knew when my kid started shitting blood in 2008 we needed to create the best organic GMO free pretzel wedges you've ever tasted. So that's what we did. For you. Eat with a smile please!
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    Tree - Me. This is me. SO, GOOD NEWS I SAW A DOG TODAY.
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    Text - Don't judge a book by its cover. The person who spent hours making the covers:
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    Text - I'm thankful for the Foo Fighters because l've never felt threatened by a foo and that means they're doing a heck of a job on the frontlines
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    Sport venue - Me after I fall asleep in a tank top
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    Text - Hmmm, I found a strange piece of plastic on the floor that looks like it broke off of something, but I have no idea what. Better save it in the junk drawer until I die.
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    Text - Some of the nice things about winter are going to bed when it's dark, and waking up when it's dark and going to work when it's still dark and getting off when it's dark eating dinner in the darkness embrace the dark, let the dark in let it consume you
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    Windshield - Driving before your windshield defrosts when you're late
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    Rock - KNOW YOUR FUCKING CRYSTALS and their uses... Galena Quartz - Wards off women Extra crunchy - Attracts badgers Absorbs children - Made from a dead named valerie. - Neutral scent - Fact: 90% of science is made with Quartz god's bones A Potato Blue Apatite -Choking hazard - Prevents horse - Do not eat - Repels toucans - Keep one in your sock attacks. -Energy - Zesty taste This one Old Gum - Substitute phallus - Awakens Synergy - Protection against other crystals. - Great for pets - Helps you
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    Text - A girl I worked with announced she's getting married, no doubt expecting a wave of cheering & congratulations but it was met with recently divorced Laura from the back of the office saying, "That's fucking stupid."
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    Hair - someone: i need to tell you something but don't get mad me , already mad:
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    Text - Derrick @fatherrayo "How much do you overthink" Me: resteraay T TU PM Are you up Yes are you mad Read 12:00 AM Of course not, why? Idk the "yes" sounded angry Delivered <>
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    People - Shampoo bottles Me winning fake arguments in the shower
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    Text - "Trick or Yeet!" I shout to the children when I open the door. "Yeet?" one says confusidly. I shrug. "Yeet it is." I throw the child.
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    Cartoon - ALL WE HAVE TO DO NOW IS PUT THE MAGIC HAT ON HELLO CHILDREN! EXTRA FABULOUS COMICS
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    Photography - I Write Sins not Tragedies -Panic! At The Disco (2005)
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    Internet meme - TO BE FAIR. ЛM JAMES ЛМОTHY
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    Nose - Me: I'll get a dog to watch the house. The Dog: Rate this translation
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    Blue - here are some photos of me noticing a wasp nest 1st pic : lookin good 2nd pic: being artsy and looking away (looking at wasp nest) 3rd pic: fully understanding that there is indeed a wasp nest 4th pic: me being outtie
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    Sky - DisNEy PIXAR DOWN
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    Cartoon - Is in What YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
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    Text - me sacrificing my entire career for 8 extra mins of sleep
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    Font - I may be white, but l'm not “Paying $300 for a yeti cooler" white.
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    Font - i hate when couples have ONE fight and post "SINGLE" like bitch... i fight with my parents and you don't see me posting 'ORPHAN'
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    Text - Some of you were never the third friend that had to walk behind when the sidewalk is too narrow and it shows
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    Selfie
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    Text - "Oh you've got tattoos, that's pretty permanent" You've got 3 kids Julie that's pretty fucking permanent you baggy fanny fuck
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    Product - Follow me behind these soundproof curtains so we can discuss your private medical issues.
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    Facial expression - Me today and probably for the next 4 months
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    Text - ME REGULARLY: *uses the same 3 things at home* ME PACKING FOR VACATION: I wonder if l'll need 4 French horns or 5
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    Text - You're someone's reason to smile. And probably someone's reason to drink heavily. You're all over the place.
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    Text - Wolverine was named that because he was a combination of a wolf and a nectarine I will not be taking questions at this time.
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    Cartoon - WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR TRAIN OF THOUGHT MIDSENTENCE IS this aa aa aaaaaaaaaaa
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    Text - Them: What's the first thing you notice when someone tries to approach you? Me: The audacity.
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    People - life twitter instagram er DUNDE MIFFLIN wter ws IRL linkedin
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    Text - Fuck your zodiac sign what character do u choose to play in Mario kart
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    Text - i love the term "partner". are we dating? are we detectives on a case together? are we cowboys? are we cowboy detectives in a relationship? there's no bad answer
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    Text - i want to run away..but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese a loạf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle and fall in love with a cute wizard samalsoblogs me (deep in the woods, dragging dufflebag of Kraft Singles" and hopelessly lost): where's totoro TM
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    Text - No girlfriend can do all three: - Not mention they're sweating - Not notice who you follow on Instagram - Not get stomach aches after every meal
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    Illustration - Tickle me all you want I've felt nothing in years ミミニー Inti
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    Text - "I PrEfEr WinTeR" you're currently sniffling and coughing but ok then
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    Speech - When your supervisor acts extra nice to you in front of new employees @savageparamedics
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  • 46
    Text - No one: Not a single soul: JK Rowling: Iwanted to portray Hitler the way he was always meant /to beportrayed; as a proud woman of color.
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    Organism - Me ending my presentation with a meme My inacheI mast of the LNG Reddit carefully, he's a hero A hero is what he is
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    Games - 2. Porn hub Easily Earn Money If you Are Pornhub's Next Move Could Be Huge 14 right now to eam some easy money hub Sponsored Today Well outstanding move to be sure, but actually ovo That's llegal, isPrison aloketo
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    Text - OHL 4 out of 5 people get money in their birthday cards. Happy birthday, #5. happy birthday
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    Text - Internet Explorer @TheFastest I stand by Donkey Kong's brother Hong and 100% support him being freed 12:52 AM 4/7 2019 94.8M Retweets 6.9M Likes Reddit Perhaps I treated you too harshly
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    Text - K. I bet you couldn't make a sentence without "a" WonderWoman You thought you just did something here didn't you? Well sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon. Holy shit you fucking killed himdude
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    Text - Andy @HRH Duke of_Url Needless to say, I don't think it's good news. Hanhire Houitals NIS Following your recent eye test, we are writing to confirm your next appointment which is at: 12:45pmTuesday 1 March 201e myulteriormotive: I laughed at this for a solid 5 minutes
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    Face - THIS ISRUBLIC HEALTH. NO. THIS IS PATRICK Ah, I seeyou're a man of culture as well.
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