Random Meme Dump To Make You Laugh

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Dec 16, 2019 7:08 PM EST
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    Text - Funk doctor @FU_TangClan When my wife (who's shy af) first met my extended family we had a big dinner with about 14 people. At the end of the meal I said "to say thanks she'd love to sing for you all". Everyone went silent and stared at her and she still hasn't forgiven me 9 years later 15:58 · 29/11/2019 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - BRIGHTSIDE @Raelet how I, a millennial, filter spam calls: -if my phone rings, it's spam
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    Text - When you hold the door open for a girl and she smiles at you for 0.069420 milliseconds epoodlel blobal I am aware of the effect I have on women
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    Photo caption - that weird kung fu movie 7yr old me
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    Photo caption - 3 year old minion memes Moms on facebook
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    Amphibian
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    Text - I'M NOT STRAIGHT Amy Ordman · 242K views 1:05 OK MAYBE I AM STRAIGHT HOM Amy Ordman · 90K views 2 weeks ago 2:14
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    Dog
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    Text - cold tom @YuckyTom the funniest thing i've ever said was on april 11th 2009 to my dad's cat and no one else was around to hear it. a car horn honked and he hopped off my bed and ran downstairs and i said "oh shit is your ride here" and laughed alone to myself for like five minutes straight
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    News - When you disassemble a pen by yourself SLMSNBC I'm a scientist. LIVE aMSNBC EOOMED Cni nesho
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    Organism - when teacher calls on kid called Killian Kid named kilian: Rest of class: Kid named lan:
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    Text - Sabrina Imbler @aznfusion this Alaska Air gate attendant just said they are boarding group A as in "apple-bottom jeans" and group B as in "boots with the fur" and group C as in "club looking at her" and this makes me feel equal parts happy and dead inside 14:40 · 19 Dec 18 · Twitter Web Client 1,010 Retweets 6,405 Likes
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    Organism - brandon @thekingsmans they deadass used getty images photo of a shark and cropped it onto their poster LMFAO0000000 the dceu is a fucking joke gettyimages AQUAMA N ONYIN THEATERS worm-related shock @hupperdook thats... what stock photos are for... did you think they actually photogra ed a dude chilling with sharks
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    Text - Marshall @MarshallShafer Adult: go to college so you can get an education and change the world! 4 years later: Student: science says if we dont use alternative energy and less plastic we'll all be dead in 80 years Adult: wow u think ur so smart college sure did turn u into a libtard 2/5/19, 2:57 PM
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    Text - Morven @MorvMW After my Mum died we found letters, tied in a bow from my Dad from when he worked away in London in the 60's. My crying sisters and I held hands, opened one and the whole thing was about how much he missed shagging her, apparently a bit of a goer. Didn't read the rest.
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    Text - holls @hollyholowath Two places you should not have to pay for parking: 1) THE UNIVERSITY YOU ATTEND 2) THE HOSPITAL??? thank u for coming to my ted talk
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    Text - Eric Trump @EricTrump I truly hate disloyal people. The Hoarse Whisperer @HoarseWisperer Your father has cheated on every one of his wives including your mother. Other98
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    Text - Thread Dusty @DustinGiebel Imagine you had been in a coma for the last 10 years and woke to this headline The Washington Post Democracy Dies in Darkness Politics President Trump postpones Denmark trip after prime minister declines to sell him Greenland 11:08 PM · 20 Aug 19 · Twitter Web Client 272 Retweets 1,241 Likes
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    Text - AtDisneyAgain+ (feat. Pitbull) @AtDisneyAgain There isn't a "teacher shortage." There's a "master's-level professionals who will work for $35,000 shortage." 6:19 PM · 9/9/19 · Twitter Web App 505 Retweets 2,334 Likes
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    Text - Jesse McLaren @McJesse Starring Me Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. 7:50 PM 12/24/18 · Twitter for iPhone 1,059 Retweets 5,875 Likes Jesse McLaren O @McJesse 1d He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman. It's a Harry Potter Starring Me movie. 27530 23 2,717
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    Text - Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk I feel bad about all the burglars who never had the confidence to rob a house on christmas thanks to me. 17:57 · 23 Dec 18 Twitter for Android 9,667 Retweets 41.8K Likes
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    Text - Jules Suzdaltsev O @jules_su just tell him we built the wall what? is he gonna check? 02:27 · 1/6/19. Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Today my carelessness made someone late for work. He could lose his job, his home. Sir, if you're reading this, I can't replace the extra .74 seconds you sat at that green light, but your honk--still echoing in my soul--serves as a harsh reminder that my actions have consequences
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    Muscle - Brett Banditelli @banditelli Blessed content. SOCIALISM NEVER WORKS NORWAY IS SOCIALIST AND THEY'RE DOING GREAT THEY'RE NOT SOCIALIST THEY'RE CAPITALIST COUNTRIES WITH STRONG WELFARE POLICIES THEN LET'S ADOPT THOSE POLICIES NO THAT'S SOCIALISM ngfip.com 11:54 am · 16 Feb. 19 · Twitter for Android County
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