Random Memes And Tweets That'll Have You Wheezing

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    Text - James Colley @JamColley Clicked on 'make a reservation' on a restaurant's page and it opened facetime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen. 7:36 PM · 30 Sep 19· TweetDeck
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    Bodybuilding - BUILD YOURSELF Formulas LIPOXY PERM2S DEMAND THE BEST Fortnite ert Minecraft musch ICON MUSCLE WAD ISTS Netris GE EVCN 99
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    Font - DEPA CITY OF WOKENNEWS.COM Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons I DON'T BELIEVE IT! NEW YORK
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    Brickwork - my glasses, on top of my head me trying to find my glasses
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    Suit - Everyone else at my nephews 1st birthday Me ordering tequila shots for the table
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    Text - Robo. -- @Mui . Someone stole my identity and applied for 5 credit cards. I found out becausel got all 5 declination letters in the mail stating low-credit score and excessive debt. Apparently College Loans are good for something
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    Text - SCOTTY @MarylandMudflap As the world gets dumber, I can't help but think Pizza Hut should give a personal pan pizza to every adult who reads 12 books over the summer.
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    Text - Denizcan James @MrFilmkritik Kids: When you're choosing your college schedule, you'll hear a voice saying "just take the 8AM class. It won't be that bad. You've done it for this long." That's the devil talking. Don't listen to him. 22:43 · 03 apr. 18 · Twitter for Android
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    Event - Global warming N6 BZG USA OIL
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    Text - Mike Camerlengo @MCamerlengo Plane is going down. Neil deGrasse Tyson taps you on the shoulder: "way more people die on the way TO the airpor-" 1:36 PM · 8/4/19 · Twitter for iPhone 7,824 Retweets 53.6K Likes
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    Headgear - Gabe Ortíz @TUSK81 We once hada president who gave up his beloved peanut farm to avoid any conflict of interest & at 92 is still building houses for the poor.
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    Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland Gave a rival dad a "how to grill" book right in front of a bunch of people.
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    Text - Valerie @ValeeGrrl Oh you spent $8K to take your kids to Disney? My son watched the garbage truck empty our trash 20 minutes ago and he's still talking about it
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    Text - The Dad THE DAD @thedad My kids are so open to experiencing culture. They'll try anything, from chicken tenders at a Mexican restaurant to chicken tenders at a Mediterranean restaurant
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    Text - мяS. SHaдө @AlwayzInTrouble Listen, Karen, if my kid can't bring eggs, dairy, peanuts, or wear any fragrances, to school, then your kid shouldn't be able to bring measles.
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    Text - PERO MAMI @scwhorepio U walk into ur English class and this is ur teacher wyd? DANK MEMEOLOGY spoopy big toblerone @KeeksInSpace take the class like everybody else this isnt riverdale
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    Barechested - Women: I'll go see Avengers for the plot The plot: TYO TODAY YEARS OLD Travis Wateska @travis_wateska Oh but the plot thickens
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    Face - Nabi @AlohaNabs_ I'm sorry I thought this was America Newsweek O @Newsweek Arkansas men arrested for taking turns shooting each other while wearing bulletproof vest after drinking trib.al/W5uRh0k 6'
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    Yellow - Me Weird ass formats r/MemeEconomy
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    Technology - When you create a great meme in your mind but you can't find the editing software to make it NEW Y I'm limited by the technology of my time
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    Land vehicle - Me Being-depressed because l'm doing nothing- Doing nothing because l'm depressed
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    Text - ME ENJOYING THE INTERNET TIK TOK ADS stock mgipcom
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    Cool - ME FAILING A TEST this might Be the saddest day of my life ME GOING IN TO TAKE ANOTHER ONE saddest-day of your life sõ far フログ
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    Sky - T-Mobile 2:50 PM 68% That thing I did when I was 8 Me
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    Face - BEFORE AND AFTER... COCAINE ALCOHOL DOLPHIN CRACK
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    Photo caption - When you sleep in until noon everyday so you only need to pay for 2 meals instead of 3 Working With the "Master..
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    Organism - Explorer: I've found this shitty island in the middle of nowhere British Empire:
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