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Mom: Your vagina is basically just a little swimming pool full of various bacteria! Me: *chokes*
Mom: *pregnant with my sibling, to my father* Why do you want another son? You already have two, ...
Mom: If you look at the microwave when it's on, it will explode.
Mom: So how do I send Aunt Tricia the link? Me: You just copy and paste it into the send box. Mom: How am I supposed to copy and paste the internet? Are you trying to trick me?!
If you get pepper in your eye from your hand, don't try to wipe it with the same hand. #LFMF
If it is cold enough outside that you can see your breath, people can also see your farts. #LFMF
