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Mom: Your vagina is basically just a little swimming pool full of various bacteria! Me: *chokes*

Mom: *pregnant with my sibling, to my father* Why do you want another son? You already have two, ...

Mom: If you look at the microwave when it's on, it will explode.

Mom: So how do I send Aunt Tricia the link? Me: You just copy and paste it into the send box. ...

If you get pepper in your eye from your hand, don't try to wipe it with the same hand. #LFMF

If it is cold enough outside that you can see your breath, people can also see your farts. #LFMF