Alweos

Never allow your internal monologue to suddenly become external. If a good friend asks you what h...

Take your new girlfriend seriously when she explains she has a high sex drive and actually worn o...

When watching "Alien" alone in the dark, know the cat's exact location at all times. #LFMF

If you name your dog "Honey" explain this to your new girlfriend BEFORE she comes over. Calling f...