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Mom: That's so crazy! There's a rock sticking out of the rock wall! What should we do about it? ...

(After straightening my hair) Me: I hate the smell of burning hair. Dad: You know what smells w...

Mom:"Put the cat down. PUT IT DOWN. PUT THE… screw it. It’ll hurt you and that’s how you will lea...

Just before going out. Mum: Keep your clothes on and don't put anything in your mouth.

Dad: "My teeth are strong because I don't drink pop. I could eat a bear...raw"