AnnaHazCheezburgerz

Dad: Wow, that's hot! Mom: It's a fire, dear.

Mom: I don't care if you sleep standing up in the closet! Just get to bed!

*while an update for the computer is going on* Dad: the computer's being downloaded so don't go ...

(Talking about my cat.) Me: I don't know what happened, but after we got him fixed, he just got...

Mum: Who's winning? Green Bay or the Packers?

Dad: "Well the washroom doesn't have my hemorroid cream in its bathroom now does it? So we have t...

Dad: The doctor says my feet hurt because I have high arches. He says I need to wear high heels. ...

Dad (in response to me having a gay friend): You know it might not be a good idea to hang out wit...

Me: Cool fountain. Uncle: Yeah that'll be really fun to piss in later when I'm drunk.

(After mom catches me in a contest to fit as much bubble gum in my mouth as possible) Mom: Do yo...

Mom: When you were a baby you always laughed when you were naked so I thought you would grow up t...

(Looking at his baby picture) Me: Awe, that's cute. You're in a dress! Dad: That was my Christe...

(My sister, Mom, Dad, and Me sitting at the dinner table) Mom:You girls are smart, So dont marry...

(Me and my Sister fighting in church) Dad: STOP THAT YOU'RE PISSING OFF GOD.

Me: Mom! Why are your lips blue? Mom: I don't know.. cause i have to pee!

Mom (after being cut off by another driver) - Do you believe that? He just cut me off! I'm gonna ...

Me: What would you do if I was kidnapped? Mom: I'd wait. After an hour they'd bring you back bec...

Mom: If you keep doing that, I'm going to have to get you a subscription to National Geographic

Mum: What's wrong honey? Me: Ugh I feel sick. Mum: Yeah you don't look well. Me: I think it's ...

Dad: I hate this tape! It's so sticky...

Dad: I am going to live forever because only the good die young Me: Well I am going to live fore...

(While grocery shopping) Mom: Get the Brawny paper towels with the hott guy on it! Dad: That's ...

Mom: So how do I send Aunt Tricia the link? Me: You just copy and paste it into the send box. ...

(got a text from Dad) Dad: How do I answer the phone?? Me: Seriously? You can TEXT me but not a...

*from in the kitchen* Mom: "COME AND LOOK AT THIS POOP!!" Me:"...I don't wanna" Mom: "I DIDN'T ...

While I was watching a show about drag queens: Dad: Wow, she's really pretty. Me: She's a guy. ...