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  • (Discussing Breaking Bad) Me: You're not a chemist so your meth wouldn't be like glass. Dad: Ye...
  • Me: Mum, can I use the tuna in the fridge? Dad: What are you going to use it for? Me: (sarcasti...
  • (Me eating a chocolate orange on sofa, dad who is on a diet next to me) Dad: I hope you die in p...

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