If, when walking through ASDA, someone yells "Get down!" consider that they might be addressing t...
Never watch "Bambi" in a pubic theater after drinking several glasses of wine. You will sob like ...
When at a buffet with your mom, don't sneak up behind her and poke her in the small of her back a...
If you live in an area with a lot of black walnut trees, don't walk under them in the fall, espec...