When your cell phone is red, and your apple is red, and both are sitting on the couch next to you...
When relaxing in the shade during P.E., look behind you before you lie down. Your head might just...
Dad (after being 'hushed'): I do not obey the platypus of silence!
(Me and my Mum walked into Kmart behind a gay couple holding hands.) Mum: Oh my God! Look at th...
[1] When picking up a dark object in the bedroom at night, consider that it might be a black cat....