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  • When your cell phone is red, and your apple is red, and both are sitting on the couch next to you...
  • When relaxing in the shade during P.E., look behind you before you lie down. Your head might just...
  • Dad (after being 'hushed'): I do not obey the platypus of silence!
  • (Me and my Mum walked into Kmart behind a gay couple holding hands.) Mum: Oh my God! Look at th...
  • [1] When picking up a dark object in the bedroom at night, consider that it might be a black cat....

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