BlueBird1208

My grandmother had a conversation with a total stranger, and informed her that she had six childr...

Me (upon noticing that my grandparents' cat was following me): Awww, I have a friend! Dad: Do yo...

(Mom growling and making weird noises that frighten our dog) Me: What are you doing?! Mom: I'm ...

Dad: You are such a nerd. Put down the book and watch TV with the rest of us. Me: Hey, nerds are...

*Mom while working out, doing what the TV says* Lady on TV: Lets do this again!!! Mom: NO, B**C...