BlueBird1208's Favorites
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Dad: Humpty Dumpty! *whispers* he's so sexy
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(Mom is about to go to the store) Me: Can you get me some tampons? Mom: What size do you need? ...
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Me: What's for dinner? Mom: BBQ chicken breasts. Dad: CHICKEN TITS‽
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Mom: I got some sour dough bread from that place you like...you know...Pantera Bread? Me: *Fac...
