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Me: I get to do the flour project! Dad: What's that? Me: It's when you carry around a flour sac...

(at a drive thru ordering) Mom: C'mon guys what do u want to get? Friend: Can i have a- Mom: S...

(Driving by a frozen over lake) Mom: Where do the ducks go? Me: ... What do you mean? Mom: Lik...

(Driving home one night on a mostly cloudy evening) Mom: Look how dark that cloud is! Me: That'...

(After I had been grounded from the computer when I was younger and started talking to my dad abo...

Dad (in response to me having a gay friend): You know it might not be a good idea to hang out wit...

Dad: Why do you want more kids? Don't you like the two you have? Me: You had me after my sister...

Mom: Do drugs, get pregnant, become a crack whore, ANYTHING! Just DON'T drop the cheesecake!

Brother: Hey Dad, when you die you can play guitar with Jimi Hendrix... Mum: and Jesus Dad: Don...