CanadianBroad

Dad *about video games): Ah, the good old days when people had corners...

my mom; I really don't like men in uniform me: Why? mom: Because they take my drugs me: ....-.-

If you work in a gov't office with a bunch of old ladies, do NOT talk about your marathon D&D ses...

Do NOT brag that you are the only one of your friends who does not have a tequila story. They WIL...

Make sure your cat is not sleeping in the bass drum before you start playing.