Cheezmania's Favorites
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(Mum is eating expensive chocolate I gave her) Me: Suck it , don't just chew it. Mum: that's wh...
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(While watching Jurassic Park with my nieces and a T-rex comes out) Dad: I used to beat up that ...
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I was shopping with my dad when I was sixteen, and he set down a package of condoms with the rest...
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Me: You're a gay monkey. Dad (married for 14 years): I'm not a monkey
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*Dads weighs himself: 93.4 Kgs* *Weighs himself one hour later: 92.4 Kgs* Dad: That was a good ...
