Damoncord

(My dad and I were having a post-Thanksgiving dinner farting contest. It was getting progressivel...

When sexting your girlfriend about groping her chest, never, i mean NEVER, call her boobs her "ch...

If you leave the hanging of ornaments entirely to the kids, prepare to wind up with a beautiful t...

If you are a Vocaloid fan and have "Dark Woods Circus" on your iPod, for the love of all that is ...

When cutting bread, cut away from yourself, it will be hard to explain the serrated knife jutting...

SAFETY TIP: It's not a good idea to store your tube of Super Glue in the nightstand next to your ...