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If you enjoy playing with your cat by making him chase the laser pointer REMEMBER TO CLOSE YOUR A...

Do not change you alarm sound to Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song". During the night, the cat will ...

Remember: a five sided polygon is a PENTAGON, not a pentagram. Your geometry teacher will give yo...

Hot sauce packets at a fast-food restaurant WILL explode and splatter very far, all the way to th...

When looking for a good place to drink with friends, remember that it's a lot easier to get safel...

When playing with your dog, never put a blanket over your head and crawl around in an attempt to ...

If you happen to work in EMS, make sure that you turn your ambulance's stereo down as you arrive ...

Requesting a "meatlong football" at Subway will not only get you nothing to eat, but laughed at b...

If anyone asks you about handcuffs, never absentmindedly respond with "Spoilers." Either they won...

Don't eat red popsicles when you're feeling ill. If you forget about them while throwing up later...