Advanced Metal Theory 102

'You want me to intentionally break a client's new computer?': Employee insists coworker give 'bad customer service,' coworker breaks customer's computer with new software 1

'We won't be paid, [so] my answer was no': Daycare worker refuses to work overtime for the school's Christmas party, gets criticized for lacking 'Team Spirit' 2

'[He was] trying to count thousands of boxes before the deadline': Factory CFO changes inventory schedule, factory stops shipping orders while employees are overwhelmed with the task 3

'Drop everything now': Manager's micromanaging demand backfires after he interrupts an employee who is busy working on CEO's task 4

‘You can do it yourself’: Underpaid employee gets $10,000 raise after taking PTO on a whim, due to being on the brink of being replaced 5

‘I canceled the room to get her away from me’: Hotel guest throws a tantrum over room reservation, front desk clerk forced to give her a refund 6

‘You can do it yourself’: Underpaid employee gets $10,000 raise after taking PTO on a whim, due to being on the brink of being replaced 1

'Why are you still unmarried/no children?': Single lady compiles an arsenal of quippy responses to use with family during the annual holiday inquisitions 2

'Turns out LOTS of people wanted to air their complaints': Student calls into radio show to expose school administrators 3

'I stood up abruptly... there was a stunned silence': High school class's grades plummet after one student flips the script and gives everyone the wrong answers during their final history exam 4

'All my money is mine': 20+ people share their 'I'm so glad I don't have kids' moments 5

'This instructor got such a bee in her bonnet about my boots': Nursing instructor tries to flunk student over their choice of shoes 6