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Me: Hey Mom, I learned how to say "breakfast" in Russian! Mom: Vodka?

(I got to much ice in my cup and dumped some of the ice out.) Dad: HEY! Do you know how many ice...

Me: I like working at Long John Silver's because old people always tell me I'm pretty. Grandma: ...

My niece to her mother at the age of 11: Mom, when am I finally going to start developing? Aunti...