EllieD113

Me, reading a funny poll (Instyle magazine): Hey mom! This poll asked if Justin Bieber was too yo...

Me: Why are you being so weird? Mom: Because that's how I roll.

(Grandma opens cup cabinet) "Why are your cups like this? They should be in alphabetical order."

(My brother had just come out, and i was explaining to my younger brothers what it means to be ga...

(My dad was abouot to get sugery to fix his shattered shoulder) Nurse: You won't see them come i...

My sister bought a leather belt with her name burnt in it, soon after my other sister bought the ...

(Boyfriend fell asleep on the couch. I poke him, trying to wake him up.) BF: DONT TOUCH THAT D...

*After moving away for college, talking with my mom* Mom: How are things? What have you been u...

(Asian mom and dad talking in native language and playing with two puppies in living room) Dad: ...