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*Watching Walker, Texas Ranger with my mother* Mum: In Texas, there are no laws; there are only ...

Me (to dad standign on a ladder to fix the roof): If you see another wasp's nest tell me so I can...

(Mom upon opening her package of syringes she ordered for nursing purposes) Mom: Sweet, they got...

Me: Hey Dad, why did you and mom have me so late in your marriage? Dad: Well, 18 years ago, your...