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(Dad hits rumble strips while driving.) Me: What are those for? dad: That's how blind people dr...

(Dad discussing if table center piece at the Japanese restaurant was edible or not.) Dad: At fir...

Dad: Your mom has been feeling kinda old lately. Can you take her out, and show her a good time? ...

(Me and my mom were looking at a picture of the woman with the longest fingernails in the world.)...

Dad: I did alot of crazy things when I was a kid. Me: Like what? Dad: Well once I did a whole b...

(To my 3 year old niece who is pretending to be a baby doll's mother) Me: Josie, did that baby c...