GothGirlNinja

One year after her rescue, Kiki the Parrot has gone from an antisocial, severely neglected, bitin...

I went to Subway for lunch today, and their A/C was broken. I commented to the girl about it, and...

A couple days ago, I got cut off and laid my motorcycle down, skidding out about 50 feet. Walking...

Yesterday was my ten year high school reunion. I have since enlisted, gone to OCS, and am now a F...

I work in a library, and an adult patron was being very loud and rude. A tiny girl, probably 4 or...

After years of struggling to express my gender (I'm intersexed) I decided to get some new clothes...

While at the packed grocery store i noticed the older man in front of me was short $7.00 for his ...

I was doing parkour with a friend as a spotter, and I slipped off a high wall. He immediately dov...

Me: [Walks into the living room] I want waffles. Dad: WTF!?! Are you pregnant?!? Me: Uh, no... ...

(After getting engaged to my 2 year boyfriend) Me: I just got engaged! *Starts happily crying*...

(As i'm walking into the kitchen) Mom (to my dad): "You can't just put ketchup in someones armpi...

Mom: Be good. If you can't be good, be careful. If you can't be careful, name it after me.

I had been worried about my new boyfriend seeing the scars on my wrist. He noticed them one day w...

My mom has always thought I was worthless, even though from a young age, I was the one cooking di...

My boyfriend's band was playing a show and as usual I was going crazy back stage (I work as a sta...

'Watch this' is a common precursor to many accidents. Especially those involving skateboards and ...