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Mom: "The dog NEEDS a life preserver! Look, he's little! Our other dogs have big feet, they can paddle well, but he has teeny little legs." Dad: "Tiny legs, bah! Midgets can swim!" Me: "Okay, that's it. I'm quoting you on the internet." Dad: "What, is there a 'Dumb Shit My Dad Says' site?"
(Me and Grandpa watching informercial on tv) TV: Learn Cindy Crawford's Secret! Grandpa: I knew it! She is a man!
Me: I never understood why people named it "LaCross" Mom: What the hell is LaCross? It that some sort of pastry? Is it good? Can you make one?
*While driving, my mom looks out the window and sees cows grazing* Mom: Are those beef cows? Dad: No, they're pork cows
