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Mom: "The dog NEEDS a life preserver! Look, he's little! Our other dogs have big feet, they can p...

(Me and Grandpa watching informercial on tv) TV: Learn Cindy Crawford's Secret! Grandpa: I knew...

Me: I never understood why people named it "LaCross" Mom: What the hell is LaCross? It that some...

*While driving, my mom looks out the window and sees cows grazing* Mom: Are those beef cows? Da...