KuroKirisu

Don't go watch an epic movie if you've been having issues with sleepwalking. You may, after goin...

When meeting with the priest to discuss your wedding, it's called a strapless dress not a topless dress. LFMWife'sF

Before going out on a date, pop your neck in advance. Your boyfriend just might decide to grab your hair and kiss you. The moment of romance will be gone when he reels back thinking he snapped your neck.

If you attempt to congratulate your ENGLISH teacher for winning an award, do not write "your the best" on her whiteboard. #LFmyclassmate'sF

If you are laying in the hospital getting your chemotherapy, do not pull your blanket all the way up over your head so you can get some sleep. When your mom comes in to bring you your snack, she WILL scream and the staff WILL come running.

When serving a cute guy while working at a bakery the correct question is "Would you like a plastic bag for your bread stick?" NOT "Want me to wrap your stick in plastic?" #LFMF

DONT go on #LFMF after watching mythbusters. you may end up wanting to be like them, and "bust" the fails on here. They are real, and its VERY difficult to explain to anyone.

When at a funeral, never say that the food is to die for #LFMF

If you have homemade caramel in the fridge and prefer to cut pieces off as you eat it, don't get lazy and leave the knife in the tray with the caramel. Your caramel will ooze around the knife, even in the fridge, and trap the blade so tight that you will be crowned King of England when you finally free it. #LFMF

When offering to use a high-speed force dryer to blow dog hair off the cute cop whose police dog you just groomed while he waited, don't ask him to "Come in the back room so I can blow you". You will be humiliated, your co-workers will never let you forget, and the cop will say "Wow, this really IS a full service grooming shop" #LFMF

When taking a break from playing the Easter Bunny, make sure you are out of sight of children before you take the head off. You don't want to hear a bunch of screaming little kids. #LFMcoworker'sF

(While watching Inception) Mom: Those guys sure die easily! Me: He shot him in the head. Mom: Well I've shot people in the head and they didn't die that fast! #LFMF

If you want to cheer your recently widowed grandfather with a "funny, family oriented-movie" your little brother recommended, for the love of God watch it before first. The first ten minutes of "Up" are enough to make a 86 year-old war vet burst into tears. You'll cry as well. Your parents will not be happy either.

Win: Working up the courage to come out to friends and family on Facebook. Fail: Not looking at the date and realizing it is, in fact, April Fool's Day. #LFMF

When coloring blood on a character's sword, do not use the color "Santa Red." The implications of this are not funny once you really think about it. #LFMF

When trying to sound smart in front of your anime-fan friends, always remember that there is a difference between FMA and FML. #LFMF

Yeah you got to pick any "powerful" movie scene you wanted for this essay, doesn't mean you should chose the most upsetting scene you know.You will have to routinely pause and re watch that scene, it will break your heart. #LFMF