KuroKirisu

Don't go watch an epic movie if you've been having issues with sleepwalking. You may, after goin...

When meeting with the priest to discuss your wedding, it's called a strapless dress not a topless...

Before going out on a date, pop your neck in advance. Your boyfriend just might decide to grab yo...

If you attempt to congratulate your ENGLISH teacher for winning an award, do not write "your the ...

If you are laying in the hospital getting your chemotherapy, do not pull your blanket all the way...

When serving a cute guy while working at a bakery the correct question is "Would you like a plast...

DONT go on #LFMF after watching mythbusters. you may end up wanting to be like them, and "bust" t...

When at a funeral, never say that the food is to die for #LFMF

If you have homemade caramel in the fridge and prefer to cut pieces off as you eat it, don't get ...

When offering to use a high-speed force dryer to blow dog hair off the cute cop whose police dog ...

When taking a break from playing the Easter Bunny, make sure you are out of sight of children bef...

(While watching Inception) Mom: Those guys sure die easily! Me: He shot him in the head. Mom: ...

If you want to cheer your recently widowed grandfather with a "funny, family oriented-movie" your...

Win: Working up the courage to come out to friends and family on Facebook. Fail: Not looking a...

When coloring blood on a character's sword, do not use the color "Santa Red." The implications of...

When trying to sound smart in front of your anime-fan friends, always remember that there is a di...

Yeah you got to pick any "powerful" movie scene you wanted for this essay, doesn't mean you shoul...