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  • Mom: Why don't we go to Baskin Robins and get you an ice cream cake for your birthday? Me: What?...
  • (Me and my Mum walked into Kmart behind a gay couple holding hands.) Mum: Oh my God! Look at th...
  • (Me and my mom were looking at a picture of the woman with the longest fingernails in the world.)...

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