Marymaybrown

Me: Mom! What're you doing with my phone!? Mom: Deleting all the dirty joke texts from your frie...

Me: Mom, you have a text message Mom:(Raises it to ear) hello? Me:Mom...it's a text

Driving with dad passing a cemetary: Dad: you know how many people are dead in there? Me: I dun...

(Nomming on a carrot) Brother: Deeper, deeper, oh yeah! (laughing at me) Me: Shut up! Mom: OH!...

[while i was complaining about cramps. btw, being a girl sucks sometimes] Me: Ow. crampscrampscr...

Mom: What happened to [your little son's] other sock? Aunt: He lost it, again! I swear, socks sh...

Dad: Are you watching "My Little Pony"? Me: This cartoon is amazing. Leave me alone. Dad: ...It...

(talking about who I'm going to invite to my birthday party" Mom: Why don't you invite that girl...

Mom: (to my dad) Why don't you have the dog lick your sack? Dad & Me: WHAT?! Mom: Or whatever y...

Mom (through text): I need you to empty the dishwasher. Me: Umm.. I'm in the same room as you, y...

Little brother: Mommy, what sounds do rabbits make? Mom: They don't really make sounds, do they?...

Doctor: We won't put you under, just give you a shot. It'll feel liked you've had about 8 Manhat...