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Dad: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.
Dad: How many sides does a triangle have? Mom: That's easy... 2. Dad: WHAT!?! Explain. Mom: 2 Sides and a bottom. Dad: What about a square? Mom: 2... Dad: WHAT!?! Mom: 2 sides, a top, and a bottom. Dad: Wow!
(My house suddenly had so many flies my mom was going around with the fly swatter killing a lot.) *Loud smack* Mom: Come join your brethren! Me: Did you just say "Come join your brethren?" Mom: *Laughs* Yes I did. *SMACK* Mom: ... Another one bites the dust...
Mom: You only need two men in your life: Arnold and Jesus. Me: Arnold is a cat. Mom: AND he's been neutered.
