(My house suddenly had so many flies my mom was going around with the fly swatter killing a lot.) *Loud smack* Mom: Come join your brethren! Me: Did you just say "Come join your brethren?" Mom: *Laughs* Yes I did. *SMACK* Mom: ... Another one bites the dust...
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60-year-old grandmother tries to "retrain" 3-year-old grandson to speak with a lower voice behind mom's back: "That squeaky voice won't serve him well. Boys need to sound strong"
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